Jim Carrey made a fortune by talking out of his ass...

unamused: Desert Eagle was symbolism. I'll bet you rarely find a banger with an under $100 new pistol in his pocket. I haven't seen them in pawn shops for ages (i have a Jennings .25).

But, if they have their pistols in their pockets, then those pistols wouldn't be in pawn shops, would they?

::reads headline::

There are small penised women?  I don't know how I feel about that.

Burr: Jim Carrey made a fortune by talking out of his ass...

I see what you did there...

So, is Jimmy even considered a celebrity anymore?

Burr: Jim Carrey made a fortune by talking out of his ass...


This is the part of the movie when the villain says, "We're not all that different, you and I..."

Cubs300: ::reads headline::

There are small penised women?  I don't know how I feel about that.

Never saw Chyna's sex tape?

/i keed, don't hurt me, Chyna

unamused: i have a Jennings .25

Good god, WHY!?!?!!!1?!  Are you some sort of masochist?

That video was the definition of trying too hard. I almost felt bad for the guy.

Almost.

unamused: Fark It: unamused: vygramul: unamused: The 80's ban on "Saturday Night Specials" just made the bangers in the projects start buying higher quality guns.  Now they have Desert Eagles.

If you believe in the economics of free market capitalism, there are fewer guns because the price went up.

Yep.  You also have to realize that now the Desert Eagles are in the hands of those who can afford them, i.e. drug dealers/bangers.  Those folks are more likely to shoot someone with their new .50 AE than granny was with her RG 38.  We banned cheap defensive weapons and the market replaced them with offensive combat weapons.  Now Granny is unarmed but the shiatbags have cannons.  It has made NY, Chicago, Detroit, L.A., San Fran, etc., so much safer.

New York is the safest major city on the planet.

Gangbangers in Chicago are not using Desert Eagles for their crimes, stop listening to rap music.  They're still using cheap handguns like Jennings, Lorcin, Bersa, Hi Point, etc.  Nobody carries a $2,000 handgun that weighs as much as an AK-47.

Desert Eagle was symbolism. A lie.

None of that changes the fact that Granny can't afford a pistol so she can say "no" to sex.

You probably accuse gun control advocates of relying on emotional arguments.

Wow, this is just horrific amounts of whine. "When I made fun of you and mocked you musically, I never expected you to DEFEND YOURSELVES! A BLOO BLOO!" I suppose he expected every hunter, sportsman, or armed person to just go sobbing with shame to the local police station to turn in their guns for destruction or something.

Ridiculous.

Jack ass 2...

Sorry, I mean Kick Ass 2, Kick Ass 2 is the Movie, Jim Carrey is just a Jack Ass (with an Armed Body Guard).

Alrighty then.

unamused: Or, if he WHEN the gun blows up and winds up killing you, the cops can find him both of you at the ER.

Ah, let the pundit games begin and see how the Venn diagram of vaccine scaremongers and gun nuts looks like.

HotWingConspiracy:
New York is the safest major city on the planet.

I doubt that, but I am eager to see your citation!

Strict gun control never did much for DC, or Chicago, but then against crime is more guns=crime. Probably has something to do with income inequality, corruption, poverty, the drug war - that sort of thing.

vygramul: Your heart is in the right place, I guess, but your ignorance is just getting in the way, dude.

Actually, his mistake is pointing how stupid your obsession with guns are. In Canada, we have tight controls over our guns, and consequently we don't have the rampamging nut cases walking into schools, theatres or political rallies shooting children for sh*ts and giggles. Then we have you guys, who think that more weapons will make you safe. But. More weapons means that the people who shouldn't have them, have them. And don't have the same safe guards, or mental capacity in place not to use them because satan, speaking through their pet, told them too. So, his mistake is saying anything at all. You don't see it, we see it but all we can do is shake our collective Canadian heads and wish Americans would grow a brain.

And yep, I am allowed to say something. Your sh*t head guns are making their way north into the hands of gangs in our cities, where they're being used. It makes our lives miserable. We don't like it. And we don't like the attitude behind it either.

Dimensio: Firearm owners frequently unreasonably expect firearm control advocates to possess some actual understanding of the subject of firearms, as though knowing what a "barrel shroud" actually is should be a requirement for understanding that barrel shrouds should be banned.

Quite unreasonable that...

tenpoundsofcheese: The last line is classic lefty "Let your heart be heard".

It is nothing to do with your brain or thinking.  All emotion, all the time.

Right. It's like claiming that grandmothers are being routinely raped by gangbangers wielding desert eagles.

indarwinsshadow: vygramul: Your heart is in the right place, I guess, but your ignorance is just getting in the way, dude.

Actually, his mistake is pointing how stupid your obsession with guns are. In Canada, we have tight controls over our guns, and consequently we don't have the rampamging nut cases walking into schools, theatres or political rallies shooting children for sh*ts and giggles. Then we have you guys, who think that more weapons will make you safe. But. More weapons means that the people who shouldn't have them, have them. And don't have the same safe guards, or mental capacity in place not to use them because satan, speaking through their pet, told them too. So, his mistake is saying anything at all. You don't see it, we see it but all we can do is shake our collective Canadian heads and wish Americans would grow a brain.

And yep, I am allowed to say something. Your sh*t head guns are making their way north into the hands of gangs in our cities, where they're being used. It makes our lives miserable. We don't like it. And we don't like the attitude behind it either.

8/10.  Needs more "ice-back" words, like "eh" and "hoser".

tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: New York is the safest major city on the planet.

San Jose, CA  laughs at your incorrect statement.

San Jose likes to think they're a major city I guess.

How are the gun laws there?

tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: The last line is classic lefty "Let your heart be heard".

It is nothing to do with your brain or thinking.  All emotion, all the time.

Right. It's like claiming that grandmothers are being routinely raped by gangbangers wielding desert eagles.

Or saying things like NY is the safest major city on the planet.

No, that's fact.

Emotion would be the belief that San Jose stacks up to NYC.

HotWingConspiracy: New York is the safest major city on the planet.

It's also the least free.  But as long as you feel "safe"!

indarwinsshadow: And yep, I am allowed to say something. Your sh*t head guns are making their way north into the hands of gangs in our cities, where they're being used. It makes our lives miserable. We don't like it. And we don't like the attitude behind it either.

It's almost as if criminals won't bother obeying gun control laws.

KCCO: It's almost as if criminals won't bother obeying gun control laws.

I hear people still drive over the posted speed limits every day. Time to do away with'em.

FTFA: "For those who say I'm a hypocrite because I have an armed bodyguard, lets make one thing clear: No one in my employ is allowed to carry a large magazine and NO ONE IS ASKING ANYONE TO GIVE UP THEIR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS,  "

I hadn't seen the video until today. At no point does the video address magazine size, types of weapons etc.

It just seems to make fun of anyone who owns a gun.

Also, it was painfully unfunny.

Much better and funny gun song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN6avab0fIY

Edward Rooney Dean of Students: HotWingConspiracy: New York is the safest major city on the planet.

It's also the least free.  But as long as you feel "safe"!

"A new study released Thursday by a libertarian think tank "

Yeah no

Jim Carrey making fun of peoples penis size?


Really?  Maybe its just really cold in Gotham.

EyeballKid: KCCO: It's almost as if criminals won't bother obeying gun control laws.

I hear people still drive over the posted speed limits every day. Time to do away with'em.

Or is it time to make even more laws that say speeding is illegal?

tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: New York is the safest major city on the planet.

San Jose, CA  laughs at your incorrect statement.

San Jose likes to think they're a major city I guess.

Tenth largest city in the country.

I'm very proud of them.

Dimensio: BayouOtter: Wow, this is just horrific amounts of whine. "When I made fun of you and mocked you musically, I never expected you to DEFEND YOURSELVES! A BLOO BLOO!" I suppose he expected every hunter, sportsman, or armed person to just go sobbing with shame to the local police station to turn in their guns for destruction or something.

Ridiculous.

Firearm owners frequently unreasonably expect firearm control advocates to possess some actual understanding of the subject of firearms, as though knowing what a "barrel shroud" actually is should be a requirement for understanding that barrel shrouds should be banned.

Please everyone knows that barrel shrouds are the shoulder thing that goes up.

indarwinsshadow: In Canada, we have tight controls over our guns

It sounds almost like you're proud that you're a nation of zombies completely and utterly sound asleep. But then Canadians don't really have anything worth fighting for -- your rights were absconded with a looooong time ago. So, uhhh, carry on?

HotWingConspiracy: Edward Rooney Dean of Students: HotWingConspiracy: New York is the safest major city on the planet.

It's also the least free.  But as long as you feel "safe"!

"A new study released Thursday by a libertarian think tank "

Yeah no

Yeah, what would Libertarians know about liberty anyway?