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(The Daily Dolt)   "If you call any other Christian on this page a 'bibliophile' I will ban you." -Best-selling author and creationist Ray Comfort. To be fair, he thought it meant "a cross between a pedophile and the Bible"   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 176
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2013-04-03 07:29:37 AM
This... explains so much.
 
2013-04-03 07:41:24 AM
that cause when your christian
you don't need to read nothin
you know what books are about before you even read them
thanks god
 
2013-04-03 08:21:00 AM
It's what one would expect from someone with a profound lack of education and who frequently thinks about either sex with children or the bible.
 
2013-04-03 08:26:57 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: that cause when your christian
you don't need to read nothin
you know what books are about before you even read them
thanks god


It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE. SO DON'T YOU DARE CALL ANY CHRISTIAN A "LOVER" OF BOOKS. THEY AREN'T PERVERTED BOOK-LOVERS! WHARGARRBL!
 
2013-04-03 08:34:51 AM
Reminds me of the David Letterman bit where they went around NYC asking if they would vote for someone who was an avowed heterosexual. Responses ranged from a simple "No" to "Sexual? Never!"
 
2013-04-03 09:09:22 AM
Chistians, this - this right here - is why the rest of us think you're a bunch of anti-intellectual f*ckwits.
 
2013-04-03 09:33:18 AM
And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.

xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.


And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.
 
2013-04-03 09:36:04 AM
I'm no longer surprised by stupidity. Saddened, but not surprised.
 
2013-04-03 09:37:02 AM
This, this is a thing of beauty.  Thank God for all the fsckwit idiots out there who have the courtesy to be in denial about their fsckwittedness, and eagerly provide us with such heartwarming, lowbrow humor.  That they think they're doing it in God's name is the obvious sign of humor mastery.
 
2013-04-03 09:37:11 AM
I thought a cross between a pedophile and the Bible was called a "priest."
 
2013-04-03 09:37:45 AM
Can I call his wife a "Comfort woman"?
 
2013-04-03 09:37:51 AM
Really now, at this point, isn't calling Christians stupid like saying that water is wet? And isn't arguing with them like fishing with dynamite?

And if we hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
 
2013-04-03 09:38:05 AM
But I LOVE bibliographies...
 
2013-04-03 09:38:16 AM
I'm going to make a wild speculative guess here...are you home-schooled, Ray? And, are you still cool with people calling you "Southern" on your FB page?
 
2013-04-03 09:38:22 AM
Oh good Lord....

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2013-04-03 09:38:32 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide kills!

Morans...
 
2013-04-03 09:38:50 AM
To his credit, Comfort owned up to being a dumbass and apologized for it.
 
2013-04-03 09:39:46 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.

xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.

And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.


Written by an atheist, inspired by hedonism.
 
2013-04-03 09:39:54 AM
If a Bibliophile only loves *one* book, does that make them homotextual?
 
2013-04-03 09:40:08 AM
Man-book marriages are next. WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN
 
2013-04-03 09:40:19 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.

xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.

And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.


Don't forget the always popular "Protocols of the Elders of Zion." To be fair, they most often have it in the Chick Tract/Comic-book format as the original work uses big words.
 
2013-04-03 09:40:49 AM
how to speaks the english
I knows it
all hail the magical jew, his daddy, and the ghost with the mostness
 
2013-04-03 09:41:00 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Chistians, this - this right here - is why the rest of us think you're a bunch of anti-intellectual f*ckwits.


^^^This. But I do expect a lot of responses from christians, with a few bible verses sprinkled in, how blah blah blah. I can't do. Keep worshiping mythological creatures. What ever makes you. Just STOP pushing it on the rest of us...
 
2013-04-03 09:41:14 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.

xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.

And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.


...says the person who has obviously not read Atlas Shrugged.
 
2013-04-03 09:42:05 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Can I call his wife a "Comfort woman"?


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2013-04-03 09:42:07 AM

MindStalker: Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.

xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.

And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.

Written by an atheist, inspired by hedonism.


I tried to taste the irony there, but it was so chock full of cognitive dissonance and I just can't pass that like I used to anymore. Not even if it's washed down with schadenfreude tears
 
2013-04-03 09:43:14 AM

KingsleyZisou: I thought a cross between a pedophile and the Bible was called a "priest."


Turn off the lights and lock the doors, this thread is closed.
 
2013-04-03 09:43:34 AM

Greenshuz: If a Bibliophile only loves *one* book, does that make them homotextual?


Kiiiiinda got me a little aroused with that line.
 
2013-04-03 09:43:44 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Reminds me of the David Letterman bit where they went around NYC asking if they would vote for someone who was an avowed heterosexual. Responses ranged from a simple "No" to "Sexual? Never!"


At one point, the Man Show got some silly women to sign a petition to end "women's suffrage."  'Cause you know, "suffrage" and "suffering" can be confused if you're not very bright.
 
2013-04-03 09:45:10 AM
This is my wife (not in a gay marriage way).  If you use a word she doesn't know, she thinks you've made it up and probably means something stupid.

She used to think that the worst-named car was the Dodge Intrepid, because "intrepid" was a made up car name that sounded too much like "insipid."

No, really . . . I'm not making this up.

/ once made fun of me for mangling "vociferously" the first time I tried to read it aloud.
// makes damned sure that gets pointed out on every "intrepid" opportunity.
 
2013-04-03 09:46:26 AM

Greenshuz: If a Bibliophile only loves *one* book, does that make them homotextual?


Monotextual, actually.
 
2013-04-03 09:46:47 AM

Tanthalas39: Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.

xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.

And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.

...says the person who has obviously not read Atlas Shrugged.


...says the person who has obviously not been paying attention to modern "Christians."
 
2013-04-03 09:47:26 AM

KingsleyZisou: I thought a cross between a pedophile and the Bible was called a "priest."


Well played, good sir.  Well played, indeed.
 
2013-04-03 09:47:43 AM
A "bibliophile" is a person that loves books. I don't know too many christians that love books. Most of the christians I grew up with had no books in their houses, save one.

Reading is for communists!
 
2013-04-03 09:48:06 AM

Tanthalas39: ...says the person who has obviously not read Atlas Shrugged.


You haven't paid much attention in the past decade or so.
 
2013-04-03 09:48:15 AM
www.brucellama.com

Here's a picture of that sick bastard masticating. What a perv.
 
2013-04-03 09:49:49 AM
Remember, anti-evolutionists, this man is one of your best and brightest.
 
2013-04-03 09:50:23 AM
The best part is that in his outrage over something he didn't understand, he completely missed the outright cognitive dissonance insult.
 
2013-04-03 09:50:42 AM
What a Christian that likes Atlas Shrugged may look like

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2013-04-03 09:52:26 AM

Tigger: What a Christian that likes Atlas Shrugged may look like

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Notice, you can't see his other hand, the one he was using to prop up that barbell long enough to get the picture taken.
 
2013-04-03 09:53:17 AM

Greenshuz: If a Bibliophile only loves *one* book, does that make them homotextual?


That's [smart] AND [funny]! Nice one
 
2013-04-03 09:53:50 AM

Jerry Westerby: To his credit, Comfort owned up to being a dumbass and apologized for it.


This. I'm not sure about the whole believe-in-the-Zombie-or-else bit, but I'm all about forgiving people who recognize their mistakes and repent, especially if they learn from it.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:16 AM
The religious right has just embraced the notion that being a total dumbass is the key to being a good Christian.

I mean, that anti-intellectual aspect has always been there in fundamentalism -- that's kind of the point of fundamentalism, after all, the notion that religion should be the sole and complete shaper of your worldview -- but it's getting louder, more aggressive, and even stupider.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:17 AM
See what happens when you base all of your knowledge on "faith" and nothing more?

Dude needs to go to one of those "liberal infested" schools, they'll teach him how to use his words.
 
2013-04-03 09:56:53 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-03 09:57:16 AM
I thought he was a bananaphile.
 
2013-04-03 09:59:35 AM
Ray Comfort is probably really mad about everyone trying to penalize him for not understanding a word.

Mostly, though, that's because he thinks "penalize" has something to do with penises.
 
2013-04-03 10:00:12 AM
He'd better be careful with that learning stuff. Too much of it and God stops giving you miracles. Best to have banned the guy and save your soul.
 
2013-04-03 10:00:15 AM

grokca: I thought he was a bananaphile.


ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring
 
2013-04-03 10:00:23 AM

2wolves: Greenshuz: If a Bibliophile only loves *one* book, does that make them homotextual?

Monotextual, actually.


something, something...monogramy...polygramy

/need coffee
 
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