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(Sun Sentinel)   Woman forged prescriptions ordered for her dead dog in order to get better drugs for herself   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 5
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, Lortab, horse riding, Higgins, pain medicine, Wilton Manors, Fort Lauderdale, dogs  
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2013-04-03 11:16:15 AM
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We had a dog with serious skin allergies and the medicine that worked best was Neoral, an expensive anti-rejection drug for humans.

When the Labrador Retriever died, we sent the remaining pills to a sister-in-law who takes the identical anti-rejection drugs.  Her nose is colder and wetter these days.
2013-04-03 11:12:19 AM
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She was working a full-time job that didn't offer health insurance and/or didn't pay her enough to afford health insurance?  I thought job creators were better people than that...
2013-04-03 11:49:27 AM
1 votes:

show me: Clemkadidlefark: Many vet drugs are fine for humans

Just be sure you know what you're doing

My brother got some pet meds for himself, but his wife made him stop taking them when he wouldn't quit chasing cars and licking his balls.


Licking his balls is impressive enough but, whoa Momma, to do that while chasing a car is really something.
2013-04-03 11:13:23 AM
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FarknGroovn: Just a question - aren't pet drugs substantially less pure than the drugs manufactured for human consumption?  Wouldn't this be a bad thing for this woman?


Nope, come out of the very same kerchunk kerchunk machine.
Sometimes a different color.
Same pill could go for .1-2 cents or 10-20 dollars, same pill, drug, machine, the difference is salesmanship.

You do know the difference between Rape and Rapture???
2013-04-03 11:12:27 AM
1 votes:
She stole them because she doesn't have health insurance.

Welp...no worries, we'll take care of your medical while you sit in a jail, but those of you still on the outside, you're still farked.

Socialism!
 
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