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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber is currently acting like a douchebag because he's heartbroken that Selena Gomez dumped him. Still no explanation as to why he was acting like a douchebag before that   (tmz.com) divider line 70
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2013-04-03 07:04:41 AM  
He wasn't acting.
 
2013-04-03 10:03:27 AM  
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-04-03 10:17:14 AM  
I really didn't care about or pay any attention to this little twatwaffle until he started his downward spiral.

Now he's actually entertaining.
 
2013-04-03 10:21:35 AM  

GanjSmokr: I really didn't care about or pay any attention to this little twatwaffle until he started his downward spiral.

Now he's actually entertaining.



Yes, yes he is...

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2013-04-03 10:22:21 AM  
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He does look down in the dumps.  He even let his hair down.
 
2013-04-03 10:24:08 AM  
He's acting like that because he's a teenager with huge stacks of money in the bank and dozens of people following him around telling him how wonderful he is so they can skim off those stacks of money.

I didn't have the cash or the hangers-on when I was his age, and i srill managed to act like a douche-bag.
 
2013-04-03 10:24:59 AM  
"i srill" = I still

/stoopid fingers
 
2013-04-03 10:27:16 AM  
I've heard lesbians can be violent when they lose a partner.
 
2013-04-03 10:27:51 AM  

I'd lose it, too, if this walked out on me before I finally worked up the courage to make my move.

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2013-04-03 10:29:43 AM  
FTA: We're told she is regularly calling him and sending him mixed messages, and it's been messing with his head.

Welcome to life, bub.  Deal with it.  Just erase that number from your contact list and get your act together.  It's not like you don't have your choice in 'women'.  But if you keep pulling that stupid shiat, you will narrow down your choices real fast.  Of course it could all be in his head and she did do a clean break.  If so, get your shiat together else your options start to go downhill fast.
 
2013-04-03 10:31:31 AM  
A teen age brain, fame and fortune will cause anyone to be a douchebag.
 
2013-04-03 10:31:33 AM  
Maybe he shouldn't have cheated on her, then.
 
2013-04-03 10:31:33 AM  
Not to mention abandoning his monkey in Germany!
 
2013-04-03 10:33:07 AM  
$10 says he comes out of the closet in the next year.
 
2013-04-03 10:44:07 AM  
I'm sorry, but if your definition of hard work is auto-tuning your voice and lip-syncing along to it during some glorified Jazzercise routine that you call a concert, you kind deserve to be treated like a moron.
 
2013-04-03 10:44:10 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I'd lose it, too, if this walked out on me before I finally worked up the courage to make my move.


Do you think she has gummy bear thighs?
 
2013-04-03 10:46:19 AM  

Vodka Zombie: I'm sorry, but if your definition of hard work is auto-tuning your voice and lip-syncing along to it during some glorified Jazzercise routine that you call a concert, you kind deserve to be treated like a moron.


Hey, that auto-tune doesn't tune itself, y'know.
 
2013-04-03 10:47:30 AM  

give me doughnuts: He's acting like that because he's a teenager with huge stacks of money in the bank and dozens of people following him around telling him how wonderful he is so they can skim off those stacks of money.

I didn't have the cash or the hangers-on when I was his age, and i srill managed to act like a douche-bag.


As much as I completely despise Justin Bieber, I have to say that if I was in his position when I was 19... man I would've already left this world as a flaming carcass flung from a speeding lambo in a fiery explosion, my body filled with enough coke and alcohol to fill a bathtub.
 
2013-04-03 10:54:31 AM  
I vote because he is a teenage boy with unlimited money, zero supervision, constant publicity, and 10000 screaming teen girls telling him what a god he is.

I'd be surprised if he didn't go off the rails.
 
2013-04-03 11:05:08 AM  
maybe the money and sleeping with models made him a douche
 
2013-04-03 11:05:13 AM  
I actually feel sorry for the little twerp.  Who knows what distorted perception of reality he has after constant fame since childhood.

I'm sure he has attractive girls of all ages (including moms) throwing themselves at him daily, so if he is that upset over being dumped by Selena then he obviously had real feelings for her.  It sucks to have your heart broken no matter who you are.

/not a Bieber fan
 
2013-04-03 11:17:30 AM  
He's a teenager. What else is there to say?
 
2013-04-03 11:26:24 AM  

ColSanders: Who knows what distorted perception of reality he has after constant fame since childhood.


See: Jackson, Michael.
 
2013-04-03 11:27:29 AM  

Zul the Magnificent: ColSanders: Who knows what distorted perception of reality he has after constant fame since childhood.

See: Jackson, Michael.


But Justin Bieber is already a white woman.
 
2013-04-03 11:36:45 AM  

sure haven't: As much as I completely despise Justin Bieber, I have to say that if I was in his position when I was 19... man I would've already left this world as a flaming carcass flung from a speeding lambo in a fiery explosion, my body filled with enough coke and alcohol to fill a bathtub.


Was gonna post something similar, but THIS nails my meager attempt at humor flatter than a cheese sandwich.

/I always reference Encyclopedia Brown any chance I get
 
2013-04-03 11:42:29 AM  
I'm not sure what exactly is 'mixed' about the messages Selena's been sending. When she's joking on Letterman about how she made you cry, it's over. Definitively. And every time you pull some Tyson Zone-level shiat, you just reinforce the perception that she was being sane for both of you.

I mean... honestly, how did Selena even put up with his shiat as long as she did?
 
2013-04-03 11:47:28 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Zul the Magnificent: ColSanders: Who knows what distorted perception of reality he has after constant fame since childhood.

See: Jackson, Michael.

But Justin Bieber is already a white woman.


Maybe he'll slowly transform into a black man?
 
2013-04-03 11:47:57 AM  
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2013-04-03 11:55:54 AM  

ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 553x398]


If only they would meet the same end.
 
2013-04-03 12:01:48 PM  
Gosling:

I mean... honestly, how did Selena even put up with his shiat as long as she did?

I don't know how any women puts up with a 19 year old dude. I was an (even bigger) asshole at 19 and despite of that I was with an AWESOME girl, and I remember making her cry for stupid reasons on more than one occasion. Eventually she grew out of the relationship...which is a shame because all my (and her) friends figured we were perfect together and would marry.

I can totally get why younger girls like older men.
 
2013-04-03 12:04:15 PM  

namegoeshere: I vote because he is a teenage boy with unlimited money, zero supervision, constant publicity, and 10000 screaming teen girls telling him what a god he is.

I'd be surprised if he didn't go off the rails.


Record lables need to provide a "regular guy" team to these teens with big money. A group of people to make sure they don't go off the rails.
 
2013-04-03 12:17:56 PM  
So when you start to ourgrow your fan base you start to morph into Vanilla Ice?
 
2013-04-03 12:22:01 PM  

youmightberight: Record lables need to provide a "regular guy" team to these teens with big money. A group of people to make sure they don't go off the rails.


Until this "regular guy team" gets seduced by the cash, blow, and broads....and *they* go off the rails.
 
2013-04-03 12:23:27 PM  
I'm no beeber fan but if he really tweeted that he would answer the phone at TMZ's toll free number, that's pretty damn funny.

Linkypoo
 
2013-04-03 12:24:04 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
Completely understands
 
2013-04-03 12:26:03 PM  
"Spring Breakers" notwithstanding, it looks like Selena is not going down the shiatter, similarly to so many of her counterparts. Good for her.
 
2013-04-03 12:28:02 PM  

Aezetyr: "Spring Breakers" notwithstanding, it looks like Selena is not going down the shiatter, similarly to so many of her counterparts. Good for her.


Error...

"...unlike so many of her counterparts..."
 
2013-04-03 12:28:19 PM  
PsyLord: FTA: We're told she is regularly calling him and sending him mixed messages, and it's been messing with his head.

Like a cat with a mouse.
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2013-04-03 12:36:15 PM  

youmightberight: namegoeshere: I vote because he is a teenage boy with unlimited money, zero supervision, constant publicity, and 10000 screaming teen girls telling him what a god he is.

I'd be surprised if he didn't go off the rails.

Record lables need to provide a "regular guy" team to these teens with big money. A group of people to make sure they don't go off the rails.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 12:37:27 PM  

Aezetyr: "Spring Breakers" notwithstanding, it looks like Selena is not going down the shiatter, similarly to so many of her counterparts. Good for her.


Disney does something special to those little girls. The all seem to end up on the self-destruction train.
 
2013-04-03 12:44:57 PM  
Meh...I'm tired of talking about douchebag Biebers...let's talk about hot Disney girls.

Gomez is ok but I prefer Bridgit Mendler...


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2013-04-03 01:01:57 PM  
Well, he went from a poor rural-ish Canadian whitey-white youth to being molded by very rich, savvy, urban, American black entertainers.  Talk about a culture shock.  Add in the instant fame & wealth, and you have someone who was never a complete person wading through massive changes during his high school years.  And we all know how well his education is going.

My money is on a massive downfall, a la Leif Garrett.
 
2013-04-03 01:06:49 PM  
I'm sure he'll find someone to ravage his vagina...
 
2013-04-03 01:06:58 PM  

Aezetyr: "Spring Breakers" notwithstanding, it looks like Selena is not going down the shiatter, similarly to so many of her counterparts. Good for her.


"Spring Breakers" is an acclaimed work of art - the best thing on her resume
 
2013-04-03 01:08:06 PM  

zappaisfrank: I prefer Bridgit Mendler...


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2013-04-03 01:22:13 PM  
this whole thing just read like something some PR firm shiatted out.
 
2013-04-03 01:26:56 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-03 01:29:02 PM  

offacue: I'm no beeber fan but if he really tweeted that he would answer the phone at TMZ's toll free number, that's pretty damn funny.

Linkypoo


He pranked his own fans. I don't see that working out too well for him
 
2013-04-03 01:35:35 PM  

zappaisfrank: Meh...I'm tired of talking about douchebag Biebers...let's talk about hot Disney girls.

Gomez is ok but I prefer Bridgit Mendler...


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2013-04-03 01:39:09 PM  
You'd cry too if you were hittin Selena Gomez....and then no more. She is so Adorkfarkable
 
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