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(Daily Mail)   Florida man discovers that moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2013-04-03 12:07:18 AM
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2013-04-03 12:10:50 AM
Well he seems like a perfectly adjusted heterosexual male.
 
2013-04-03 12:34:45 AM
www.impactnottingham.com
 
2013-04-03 12:35:58 AM

MrHappyRotter: Well he seems like a perfectly adjusted heterosexual male.


Depends on the scales you use
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 12:40:50 AM
For everyone that reads the comments first, it's a dude in a merman fishtail suit. So, don't. .
 
2013-04-03 12:43:08 AM
Does the moisture have electrolytes?
 
2013-04-03 12:58:10 AM
Godliness is emptiness and emptiness is moistureness and moistureness is wetness and wetness is beauty, just like me.

Nah, I'm pretty sure BC got the lyrics right the first time.
 
2013-04-03 01:25:54 AM

MrHappyRotter: Well he seems like a perfectly adjusted heterosexual male.


One, "perfectly adjusted" and "heterosexual" are hardly synonymous.
Two, want to know how I know you didn't the article?
 
2013-04-03 02:07:12 AM
Well I'm sure those fish tails are flying off the shelves.
 
2013-04-03 02:12:09 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

//I'll tell you know, that guy is making bank. And kicking like that is a more efficient way of swimming underwater.
 
2013-04-03 02:21:23 AM
Oh, and I'll go ahead and post this NSFW tattoo so it's already over and done with.

Now grow up.
 
2013-04-03 02:37:39 AM
'When I first met Eric, I was introduced to the subject of mermaids, on our first date,' Ducharme's boyfriend Matthew Quijano opens up on camera. 'Your jaw just kind of drops and you're just like, "wow."

Translation:  I'm his boyfriend and even this might be too gay for me.
 
2013-04-03 05:03:45 AM
Subby said "wetness" twice.
 
2013-04-03 05:11:16 AM
Underwater with your feet bound?

This guy will die an interesting death.
 
2013-04-03 05:14:22 AM
Well Conservatives warned you all that after we let the gays marry that next it would be fish and turtles.

Faux News indeed.
 
2013-04-03 05:14:31 AM
Behold the Rise of the Scaley FanBoy...
 
2013-04-03 05:23:05 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Subby said "wetness" twice.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 05:23:30 AM
It's because of Disney and whole Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. fark Disney.
 
2013-04-03 05:26:28 AM
moisture is one thing. lubrication, that's his specialty.
 
2013-04-03 05:30:59 AM
 
2013-04-03 05:31:40 AM
img.photobucket.comSlug Girl frowns on these shenanigans.
 
2013-04-03 05:42:32 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 05:49:16 AM
Meh. He just does it on his own, and doesn't bother anyone. That's cool.

If he actually thought he was a mer-man and had a mer-man's rights page up and went to meetings, that would be worth mocking. But the dude just likes to swim around and pretend he's a mermaid and have fun three times a week.

Lsherm: 'When I first met Eric, I was introduced to the subject of mermaids, on our first date,' Ducharme's boyfriend Matthew Quijano opens up on camera. 'Your jaw just kind of drops and you're just like, "wow."

Translation:  I'm his boyfriend and even this might be too gay for me.


Also, this.
 
2013-04-03 05:51:20 AM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 06:04:58 AM
Do you see him splashing around public schools, recruiting kids into his fishy lifestyle? No. Leave him alone.

jamiedubs.com
 
2013-04-03 06:17:07 AM
Florida Man
Florida Man
Does whatever a Froridian can
 
2013-04-03 06:19:43 AM
Can we please ban Daily Fail articles from Fark? They are such a waste of time.
 
2013-04-03 06:23:24 AM
There's only one thing I want to do with my life at this point:

set fire to the Daily Fail WITH MY MIND.
 
2013-04-03 06:29:08 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. Did my pin get in the way of your Ass?
 
2013-04-03 06:46:44 AM

thamike: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x334]


"I'm never gonna see a merman."
"Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare."

/Best horror/comedy since the Evil Dead movies...
 
2013-04-03 06:52:43 AM
We will never get the smell off those fish.
 
2013-04-03 06:54:55 AM

goatleggedfellow: Underwater with your feet bound?

This guy will die an interesting death.


Monofins are hardly unique to this guy.
 
2013-04-03 07:03:04 AM

Marc L'Hommedieu: Slug Girl frowns on these shenanigans.


Pass the salt, please.
 
2013-04-03 07:16:33 AM

He should hook up with this guy.  SFW web site.


http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

 
2013-04-03 07:33:03 AM

RobSeace: thamike: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x334]

"I'm never gonna see a merman."
"Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare."

/Best horror/comedy since the Evil Dead movies...


Agreed.
 
2013-04-03 07:39:10 AM
He doesn't seem to have the Innsmouth look.

Yet.
 
2013-04-03 07:39:20 AM
i525.photobucket.com

What's going on in this thread?
 
2013-04-03 07:44:33 AM

quatchi: [i525.photobucket.com image 176x103]

What's going on in this thread?


I'm a merman, father. A merMAN!
 
2013-04-03 07:47:45 AM
My mechanic's wife used to be a mermaid at Wikki Wachee Springs, so I'm getting a kick, etc....
 
2013-04-03 07:47:50 AM
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Hej Raring!   Jag har en tolv tums penis!
 
2013-04-03 07:54:59 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'M A MERMAN! I'M A MERMAN! FARK YOU, I'M A MERRRRMAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!
 
2013-04-03 08:00:47 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrHappyRotter: Well he seems like a perfectly adjusted heterosexual male.

Depends on the scales you use


It is a sliding scale:

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Rat
2013-04-03 08:04:44 AM
Just what FARK needs, another reason to meme.

©  http://pixyland.org/peterpan/
 
2013-04-03 08:17:30 AM
He took his life-long passion and found a way to create a successful business around it.  We should all be so lucky.
 
2013-04-03 08:24:19 AM
I want one. A mermaid suit, that is.....
 
2013-04-03 08:25:12 AM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x351]

I'M A MERMAN! I'M A MERMAN! FARK YOU, I'M A MERRRRMAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!


lol

a merman pop..merman....(small cough small cough)
 
2013-04-03 08:29:26 AM
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
 
2013-04-03 08:38:44 AM

quatchi: [i525.photobucket.com image 176x103]

What's going on in this thread?


Came for the Zoolander reference...
 
2013-04-03 08:41:12 AM
Alright, so... dude has a strange hobby that doesn't hurt anyone.  He's found someone who accepts him, strange hobby and all, enough to want to be with him, and he's turned that hobby into a business.

That's kinda really farking awesome.  Good for him.
 
2013-04-03 08:44:37 AM

MrHappyRotter: Well he seems like a perfectly adjusted heterosexual male.


It's not his fault he was born with perfectly chiseled featured and rock hard abs
 
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