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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)   Online Dating Horror Story 1,043; San Dimas guy tries to impress chick on their first date by crashing into car ahead of them & attacking the driver...who bearhugs guy, then lets him go   (dailybulletin.com) divider line 82
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2013-04-02 09:31:01 PM  
Most non-triumphant
 
2013-04-02 10:14:53 PM  
I wonder what his opinion is on their high school football?
 
2013-04-02 10:32:29 PM  
So who gave him the twinkie?
 
2013-04-03 12:10:20 AM  
San Dimas High School Football RULES!
 
2013-04-03 12:51:44 AM  
Bogus.
 
2013-04-03 01:21:44 AM  
I would give anything to hear the conversation five minutes before the wreck.
 
2013-04-03 01:33:42 AM  
Yet it probably *still* went better than some dates I've been on.
 
2013-04-03 01:34:43 AM  
Sounds like a younger man problems.
 
2013-04-03 01:35:09 AM  
Somebody didn't follow Abe Lincoln's advice.
 
2013-04-03 01:35:20 AM  
Can we get a ban an links that try to get you to download an app they are as bad as the pay walls
 
2013-04-03 01:37:00 AM  
api.ning.com
 
2013-04-03 01:37:01 AM  

Mentat: Bogus.


Ya why didn't he just lock her in a phone boo...

Oh right.

/Never mind
 
2013-04-03 01:37:49 AM  

Rufus Lee King: What? California? This is more of a South Carolina sort of story.


Well, San Dimas is far inland. Certain parts of inland Cali is more redneck than you can imagine.
 
2013-04-03 01:38:15 AM  
seaofgeek.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 01:43:19 AM  
Old dogs don't need new tricks.  :-)
 
2013-04-03 01:44:36 AM  
You know, once things start going south and you know there isn't going to be a second date, why not do something over-the-top and memorable?  Having said that, ramming my car into and picking a fight with a guy that could kick my ass wouldn't be on my list.
 
2013-04-03 01:45:10 AM  
Next post is a medieval dickweed.
 
2013-04-03 01:45:50 AM  
Did he take her to Ziggy Pig for the date?
 
2013-04-03 01:45:58 AM  
Is this the plot of the new Jim Carrey movie?
 
2013-04-03 01:47:03 AM  
As someone that was provoked to watch bill and teds by this tread, I am now very angry and i hate you all
 
2013-04-03 01:47:09 AM  
Bogus
 
2013-04-03 01:48:11 AM  
Was the chick Amy San Dimas?
 
2013-04-03 01:50:42 AM  
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:52:14 AM  

LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]


This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.
 
2013-04-03 01:52:35 AM  
He was in a hurry to get to Raging Waters.
 
2013-04-03 01:55:32 AM  
This is a most excellent story.

images.starpulse.com
 
2013-04-03 01:57:09 AM  

doglover: LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]

This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.


This is just wrong there is enough BAD movies in this thread no need to bring in more
 
2013-04-03 01:57:10 AM  
He then randomly picked out a vehicle driving in front of them on Gladstone and crashed into it.

Assholes like this don't deserve to be a part of society. I hope he drops farking dead.
 
2013-04-03 01:57:58 AM  

doglover: LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]

This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.


check the wiki. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_brains_(cuisine)#section_1

That's the best I'm gonna do from my tablet, except to say the live monkey brains sounds very hannibal lecter.
 
2013-04-03 02:00:33 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 02:02:37 AM  

Badafuco: He was in a hurry to get to Raging Waters.


I know a guy who shiat himself on the way there and used to waterslides to "clean" himself off. Just fyi
 
2013-04-03 02:05:13 AM  
Just sayin' I am not a violent man but a bearhug will stop a fight when needed. Works better if you whisper "shhhh" in his ear while he thrashes about
 
2013-04-03 02:05:34 AM  

albatros183: doglover: LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]

This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.

This is just wrong there is enough BAD movies in this thread no need to bring in more


What do you mean bad movies?

/like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
 
2013-04-03 02:05:48 AM  
Who the fark gets into a car with a complete stranger on first date?

/DNRTFA
//paranoid
 
2013-04-03 02:09:01 AM  
Whatever happened to impressing a girl by taking her to the Olive Garden, then inconspicuously slipping your hardened junk into a basket of breadsticks while she has a mouthful of minestrone?
 
2013-04-03 02:09:13 AM  

picturescrazy: albatros183: doglover: LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]

This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.

This is just wrong there is enough BAD movies in this thread no need to bring in more

What do you mean bad movies?

/like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives


screw you I'm going to watch clarinets and double guns1!

/and birds lots of birds
//In slow motion!
 
2013-04-03 02:13:40 AM  
I sort of miss holding hands at the movies.  :  /
 
2013-04-03 02:13:49 AM  

Baryogenesis: Badafuco: He was in a hurry to get to Raging Waters.

I know a guy who shiat himself on the way there and used to waterslides to "clean" himself off. Just fyi



Is that like purposely holding in your piss until you hop into the hotel hot tub?
 
2013-04-03 02:14:03 AM  
FTA: "The other driver, a 48-year-old La Verne man, said none of the punches connected. He said he then got out of his car and put the younger man in a bear hug."


fc05.deviantart.net

All he really wanted was a hug.
 
2013-04-03 02:23:50 AM  

otto the bull: Baryogenesis: Badafuco: He was in a hurry to get to Raging Waters.

I know a guy who shiat himself on the way there and used to waterslides to "clean" himself off. Just fyi


Is that like purposely holding in your piss until you hop into the hotel hot tub?


The way the story was related to me made it seem accidental and then opportunistic.
 
2013-04-03 02:28:11 AM  

ArkAngel: Most non-triumphant


Done in one.
 
2013-04-03 02:36:41 AM  

doglover: LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]

This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.


home.comcast.net
 
2013-04-03 02:39:39 AM  

TotallyHeadless: Rufus Lee King: What? California? This is more of a South Carolina sort of story.

Well, San Dimas is far inland. Certain parts of inland Cali is more redneck than you can imagine.


Like Fontucky?

Man, I use to race out there (Mountain bikes) And it was weird! burned out cars, bunkers, huge piles of trash and crap. Not to mention the perpetual reek of cow shiat thanks to Norco. Yes, fontucky is aptly named.
 
2013-04-03 02:43:13 AM  

Badafuco: He was in a hurry to get to Raging Waters.



Where the 10, 210 and 57 meet in San Dimas... God damnit! I haven't seen that commercial in 20years and I still remember that.
 
2013-04-03 02:51:19 AM  
I took my ex rock climbing when I was just getting to know him, of course trying to show what a careful person I was.

The day of climbing went fine. But on the way back to down, some idiot driving his dad's SUV busts a U-turn right in front of us, I try to juke around him, and idiot just gets into my way again and now I can't miss him.

Sigh.

We weren't seriously hurt, and within a month I got a check for my totalled truck.

I also got to keep the ex for a couple years of incredible fun.  Then he took off to do drugs, and I haven't seen him in about a decade now.

/ Sigh.
 
2013-04-03 03:08:38 AM  
Getting into a car with an internet stranger? That's one smart lady.
 
2013-04-03 03:09:44 AM  

doglover: LordOfThePings: [api.ning.com image 422x600]

This reminds me of a thing me and my friend came up with after hearing about the cruel and apocryphal practice of serving live monkey brains with the monkey's head coming up through the table.

What if monkey brains were so delicious they caught on and soon everyone was going to monkey restaurants for a scoop of brains? People would start carrying little clubs to open the skulls on their person. Little monkey clubs, about the length of a chopstick, but the dimensions of a baseball bat.


so, if I'm understanding this right, you're saying you smoke pot with your friend?
 
2013-04-03 03:13:47 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 03:21:56 AM  

ypsifly: Somebody didn't follow Abe Lincoln's advice.


Not the first part, anyway.
 
2013-04-03 03:47:30 AM  

marcre3363: Whatever happened to impressing a girl by taking her to the Olive Garden, then inconspicuously slipping your hardened junk into a basket of breadsticks while she has a mouthful of minestrone?


Let them cool off first, found that out the hard way.
 
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