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(Ensemble Magazine)   Historical paintings of women updated to represent today's standard of beauty. Still below studman69's standard (Artistic nudity)   (nsmbl.nl) divider line 140
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2013-04-02 08:35:38 PM
Spoiler Alert: All the women are skinnier, nothing else.

And the Mindy version still beats the old/new ones.

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-02 08:50:01 PM
Of course not. Their knees are even sharper now.

/You could poke an eye out.
 
2013-04-02 08:51:15 PM
This is what bitter fat broads actually believe.
 
2013-04-02 08:52:02 PM
"HAHHAHA I'm going to prove a point by drawing all of these women as overly skinny, despite them being far skinnier than the standard of beauty at the moment."

I translated the article for you.

//except venus de milo, that one was pretty good.
 
2013-04-02 08:52:16 PM
That's some poor 'shopping.
 
2013-04-02 08:53:14 PM
Yeah. They've all just been badly shopped to look weirdly skinny. Simplistic social comment, ill-conceived execution, sharp knees, way below my standards.
 
2013-04-02 08:54:08 PM

scottydoesntknow: Spoiler Alert: All the women are skinnier, nothing else.

And the Mindy version still beats the old/new ones.


Yeah, I ended up with a short wall of text in a language foreign to me, and a bunch of blank space. Totally worth the effort.
 
2013-04-02 08:55:18 PM
I can fap to this.
 
2013-04-02 08:55:42 PM
The letters on that site didn't make words.
 
2013-04-02 08:56:00 PM
Nice. Now, how about a series reflecting today's actual average mass. Nobody wants to see that.
 
2013-04-02 08:56:28 PM
Schokkend!
 
2013-04-02 08:57:38 PM
bag of antlers - most of them.
 
2013-04-02 08:58:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: Spoiler Alert: All the women are skinnier, nothing else.

And the Mindy version still beats the old/new ones.

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The tits are bigger, and the faces are also changed.  The chins are narrower, the lips wider and more smiley, and straight high-bridged Roman/Greek noses were swapped for smaller bridges and a upturned tip.
 
2013-04-02 08:58:16 PM
I don't know whose standard of beauty this is:


Like an orange on a toothpick
 
2013-04-02 08:59:03 PM
Stupid image limit- The one with the redhead and the faceful of lipstick
 
2013-04-02 08:59:04 PM
What about the bigger bresses?
 
2013-04-02 09:00:50 PM
Conceptual art fails without orange tans and duckface.
 
2013-04-02 09:01:44 PM
I can't tell if they are mute just from some poorly shopped paintings.
 
2013-04-02 09:02:34 PM

Veritas: Yeah. They've all just been badly shopped to look weirdly skinny. Simplistic social comment, ill-conceived execution, sharp knees, way below my standards.


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2013-04-02 09:03:17 PM
Those were really poorly done.  Half of them wound up looking like aliens.
 
2013-04-02 09:05:38 PM

Fish in a Barrel: Those were really poorly done.  Half of them wound up looking like aliens.


They looked like Kate Moss on meth to me.
 
2013-04-02 09:05:49 PM
Kind of looks like Angelina Jolie
 
2013-04-02 09:07:52 PM
Who is this studperson69 and why do we care that he likes his women to look like boys?
 
2013-04-02 09:11:37 PM
Still plenty of pubes, but no tats.  Try harder, Dutchies.
 
2013-04-02 09:11:53 PM
Right.  Because if you aren't attracted to massive bags filled with gelatin and sarcasm then you're a sick freak that lusts after concentration camp prisoners.   There can be no middle thing.
 
2013-04-02 09:12:12 PM
Who ever shopped those has never seen a real neck.
 
2013-04-02 09:12:31 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-02 09:14:01 PM
Too skinny.
 
2013-04-02 09:17:54 PM
Maybe this would be good if it was executed competently. I don't think duck lips are anyone's ideal of beauty.
 
2013-04-02 09:17:57 PM
This exhibit would have been better as a Fark photoshop contest.
 
2013-04-02 09:21:52 PM
Lol at jesus up there.

Most of those were terrible, like an angry femecists idea of what she thinks our ideal looks like. Only a few were beauty type works to begin with. Plus a few were rubenesque paintings cherry picking a time in history when people liked chubby chicks or at least painted them.

Omg so much pressure for women (and men now) to be skinny. Average fatness steadily incresing at same time.

/don't like skinny chicks
 
2013-04-02 09:23:20 PM
The "new" version of the Mona Lisa looks like Earl from Red Meat.
 
2013-04-02 09:28:06 PM
They've all become addicted to heroin?
 
2013-04-02 09:29:57 PM
I've seen somebody do this before (a couple years ago). It was also lame at that time.
 
2013-04-02 09:30:50 PM
While in maybe one or two cases the women are a little on the overweight size (and only then... a little) the after is a bit far.

I like skinny women (who doesn't like members of the opposite sex skinny and/or fit?)... but in a couple cases they made them pretty sickly thin.

There's a difference between thin-sexy and railthin runway model.
 
2013-04-02 09:30:57 PM
WTF? No 'American Gothic'? No 'Whistler's Mother'? pffft.

/ i likes big wimmen
 
2013-04-02 09:32:55 PM

nocturnal001: , like an angry femecists idea of what she thinks our ideal looks like.


Not quite- comment #3 up there knocked it out of the park. It's a bitter fat girl's idea of what she thinks our ideal looks like.

Seriously subby, your blog sucks and you sound fat.
 
2013-04-02 09:34:40 PM

Veritas: Yeah. They've all just been badly shopped to look weirdly skinny. Simplistic social comment, ill-conceived execution, sharp knees, way below my standards.


Hey, that is not all he did. He gave one of them big lips as well.
 
2013-04-02 09:36:04 PM
So the modern ideal is the Uncanny Valley?
 
2013-04-02 09:37:23 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: That's some poor 'shopping.


This. Plus, we've seen this story before. Plus, I wouldn't fark any of them biatches with Subby's dick.

/bad subby, bad
 
2013-04-02 09:38:06 PM

KrispyKritter: WTF? No 'American Gothic'? No 'Whistler's Mother'? pffft.

/ i likes big old wimmen


FTFY

NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-02 09:38:06 PM
I didn't realize today's standard of beauty included freakishly long skinny giraffe necks...Maybe next time they can work on getting the proportions right instead of just using a color picker to shave off some fleshtone
 
2013-04-02 09:41:48 PM
You're right, subby!   They do look better now!
 
2013-04-02 09:42:00 PM

EvilVanMan: scottydoesntknow: Spoiler Alert: All the women are skinnier, nothing else.

And the Mindy version still beats the old/new ones.

Yeah, I ended up with a short wall of text in a language foreign to me, and a bunch of blank space. Totally worth the effort.


That's what i got too, but with a pic of Angelina Jolie near the top
 
2013-04-02 09:42:03 PM
Deslidified
Click "Full Size" for the entire picture.
 
2013-04-02 09:42:45 PM
As my boss put it (who is male), "Women have a tough gig these days. Society expects them to have a successful rewarding career, have 2.5 kids, take care of the house and look hot doing it"
 
2013-04-02 09:47:22 PM
Looks like somebody finally arrived in the 1990s and got a copy of Kai's Power Goo.

I'm not quite sure where they got the idea that today's standard of beauty involves teenage boy physics where waist and hip measurements are identical, coupled to facial features an anime character would be proud of, though.
 
2013-04-02 09:53:24 PM

CipollinaFan: Veritas: Yeah. They've all just been badly shopped to look weirdly skinny. Simplistic social comment, ill-conceived execution, sharp knees, way below my standards.

Hey, that is not all he did. He gave one of them big lips as well.


And giraffe necks.
 
2013-04-02 09:54:51 PM

hubris73: I didn't realize today's standard of beauty included freakishly long skinny giraffe necks...Maybe next time they can work on getting the proportions right instead of just using a color picker to shave off some fleshtone


Glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2013-04-02 10:00:12 PM
Its almost as if people liked different things 500 years ago.
 
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