MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.
KrispyKritter: MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.Listen you San Fransisco treat. N.J. is one of the original 13, a highly industrialized state that manufactured the goods needed to help build a massive growing country. One doesn't change America into a world superpower without a toll being taken. You and other ignorant ingrates like you should say 'Thank You' and salute anytime someone mentions the fine state of New Jersey, fruitcake.
LordOfThePings: Google-Nose-inspired sniff trifecta complete?
WillyChase: Smell of God, Stinky Student, and now this in one day? I scents something is afoot.
wildcardjack: I don't like dealing with stinky products but the value density of perfume is remarkable. But I'm probably the only farker who has an idea of how to hustle that much product in short order, but I'd bet the thief would have sold the whole thing for $10k.
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