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(Patch)   NJ man arrested for stealing $117,108 worth of perfume. That makes a lot of scents   (holmdel-hazlet.patch.com) divider line 21
    More: Misc, Cosmetics Essence Innovations, New Jersey, New Jersey State Police, 5th Avenue  
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2013-04-02 09:04:13 PM
Nice.  Now thousands of broads will have to take an actual bath instead of loading up on perfume
 
2013-04-02 09:04:22 PM
something stinks about this
 
2013-04-02 09:05:16 PM
Google-Nose-inspired sniff trifecta complete?
 
2013-04-02 09:07:48 PM
Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.
 
2013-04-02 09:21:30 PM

MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.


Listen you San Fransisco treat. N.J. is one of the original 13, a highly industrialized state that manufactured the goods needed to help build a massive growing country. One doesn't change America into a world superpower without a toll being taken. You and other ignorant ingrates like you should say 'Thank You' and salute anytime someone mentions the fine state of New Jersey, fruitcake.
 
2013-04-02 09:26:44 PM

KrispyKritter: MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.

Listen you San Fransisco treat. N.J. is one of the original 13, a highly industrialized state that manufactured the goods needed to help build a massive growing country. One doesn't change America into a world superpower without a toll being taken. You and other ignorant ingrates like you should say 'Thank You' and salute anytime someone mentions the fine state of New Jersey, fruitcake.

 
2013-04-02 09:27:06 PM
He is also accused of taking 234 3.4-ounce bottles of Victoria Secret Live Pink valued at $7,488.

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2013-04-02 09:36:29 PM

KrispyKritter: MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.

Listen you San Fransisco treat. N.J. is one of the original 13, a highly industrialized state that manufactured the goods needed to help build a massive growing country. One doesn't change America into a world superpower without a toll being taken. You and other ignorant ingrates like you should say 'Thank You' and salute anytime someone mentions the fine state of New Jersey, fruitcake.


That's right, in NJ you have tollways, not freeways.
/Carry on
 
2013-04-02 09:45:02 PM

LordOfThePings: Google-Nose-inspired sniff trifecta complete?


Smell of God, Stinky Student, and now this in one day? I scents something is afoot.
 
2013-04-02 09:48:36 PM

WillyChase: Smell of God, Stinky Student, and now this in one day? I scents something is afoot.


Forgot stinky student. Jeez, that's four.
 
2013-04-02 09:53:43 PM
He stole it from CEI?  Is that near JOI?
I cannot recommend a YouTube search of CEI JOI.
Don't do it.
Really, don't.
 
2013-04-02 10:01:15 PM
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Men!
 
2013-04-02 10:04:57 PM
I don't like dealing with stinky products but the value density of perfume is remarkable. But I'm probably the only farker who has an idea of how to hustle that much product in short order, but I'd bet the thief would have sold the whole thing for $10k.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:38 PM
Nice, subby. A good and subtle pun.
 
2013-04-02 10:34:18 PM

KrispyKritter: MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.

Listen you San Fransisco treat. N.J. is one of the original 13, a highly industrialized state that manufactured the goods needed to help build a massive growing country. One doesn't change America into a world superpower without a toll being taken. You and other ignorant ingrates like you should say 'Thank You' and salute anytime someone mentions the fine state of New Jersey, fruitcake.


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I wonder what the street value of the perfume is? Two, Three Billion?
 
2013-04-02 10:40:03 PM
how long will his scentence be?
 
2013-04-02 10:50:44 PM
That's a lot of Ode De Toilet.
 
2013-04-02 10:50:58 PM
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What stinks? Were you rolling around in New Jersey?
 
2013-04-03 03:20:02 AM

KrispyKritter: MrEricSir: Only 2,000 bottles? That's not nearly enough to make New Jersey smell good.

Listen you San Fransisco treat. N.J. is one of the original 13, a highly industrialized state that manufactured the goods needed to help build a massive growing country. One doesn't change America into a world superpower without a toll being taken. You and other ignorant ingrates like you should say 'Thank You' and salute anytime someone mentions the fine state of New Jersey, fruitcake.


Don't be too hard on MrEricSir.  He doesn't know what he's talking about.  By saying 2000 bottles isn't enough to make New Jersey smell good, he's implying there is some specific amount of perfume that will make New Jersey smell good.  There is NO AMOUNT of perfume that would make New Jersey smell good, just like there's no amount of perfume that would make a Texas feedlot smell good, or Paris, or anywhere a group of occutards are protesting.
 
2013-04-03 01:43:05 PM
They needed to cover up the smell of all that cheese.
 
2013-04-03 02:42:01 PM

wildcardjack: I don't like dealing with stinky products but the value density of perfume is remarkable. But I'm probably the only farker who has an idea of how to hustle that much product in short order, but I'd bet the thief would have sold the whole thing for $10k.


I always figured that was how those discount perfume stalls run by Achmed the Stout got their product, anyway. eBay and the mall are full of them. They never consistently have everything, but it's always at half price or less.

/Perfume has a 90-99% markup. The perfume itself is nearly worthless, all anyone pays for is the packaging.
//Lots of people buy bottles on eBay refilled with something similar and never know the difference.
 
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