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(CNN)   Ron Jeremy checked with his doctor, is healthy enough to engage in sexual activity   (cnn.com) divider line 19
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2013-04-02 06:56:22 PM  
9 votes:
I went to the doctor and he told me to stop masturbating.

I asked why, and he said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
2013-04-02 06:38:14 PM  
4 votes:

Point02GPA: Why wouldn't the Doctor be healthy enough to have sex?


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Sex? Your species still engages in sex? How frightful!
2013-04-02 06:26:17 PM  
4 votes:
If cartoons are an indication, scientists say that within around 200 milleseconds of the doctor's news, only a faint speed-related vapor trail and ron jeremy's hospital gown were left in the room where ron jeremy once stood..
2013-04-02 06:57:40 PM  
3 votes:
www.awf.org

Time for farking!
2013-04-02 06:33:16 PM  
3 votes:
Doctor, is my heart healthy enough for sex?

Only one way to find out. Nurse! Come in here!

Chicka chicka bow chicka bow bow
2013-04-02 06:20:45 PM  
3 votes:
Why wouldn't the Doctor be healthy enough to have sex?
2013-04-02 05:25:20 PM  
3 votes:
Can't wait to see his next performance. Said nobody.
2013-04-02 07:56:37 PM  
2 votes:

skantea: How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?


Yeah, they're like Pokemons

i.chzbgr.com
2013-04-02 07:41:29 PM  
2 votes:

skantea: How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?


...Mom?
Skr
2013-04-02 07:27:46 PM  
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Still waiting on Mario and Princess Peach porn.

And was that Nina Hartley a few posts up?

/simultaneously proud and ashamed that I know that


plumberplace.files.wordpress.com
Not sure I want him doing mushrooms and cleaning my pipes.
rpm
2013-04-02 07:26:09 PM  
2 votes:

Mael99: Here's to the triumphant return of The Hedgehog!
(clap, clap, clap, clap)


No, they gave him some antibiotics for that.
2013-04-02 06:48:12 PM  
2 votes:
Ugly prick.

 The guy too.
2013-04-02 06:13:04 PM  
2 votes:
Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.
2013-04-02 08:18:58 PM  
1 votes:
farm7.staticflickr.com
2013-04-02 07:34:32 PM  
1 votes:
How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?
2013-04-02 07:22:43 PM  
1 votes:
(The sound of a million women vomiting).
2013-04-02 06:59:30 PM  
1 votes:
Still waiting on Mario and Princess Peach porn.

And was that Nina Hartley a few posts up?

/simultaneously proud and ashamed that I know that
2013-04-02 06:37:11 PM  
1 votes:
From Ron Jeremy dot com

"Ron's near death experience means some changes in lifestyle and diet, but mostly diet.

"Eating healthy food is depressing, but it's keeping me alive," he said, adding that he and his prolific member plan to return to light TV and film work and personal appearances by mid-March.

"My dad is 94 and still going strong. He got mad at me for this. He jokes that he and my mom gave me the perfect body, and I screwed it up," Jeremy said.
"We gave you a Rolls-Royce, and you turned it into a Volkswagen,"

ronjeremy.com

Don't worry Ron, you're still my hero.

growabrain.typepad.com

/See you at Vegas eXchange in August!
2013-04-02 06:19:47 PM  
1 votes:
Here's to the triumphant return of The Hedgehog!
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
 
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