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(CNN)   Ron Jeremy checked with his doctor, is healthy enough to engage in sexual activity   (cnn.com ) divider line
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6834 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2013 at 6:17 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-02 05:25:20 PM  
4 votes:
Can't wait to see his next performance. Said nobody.
2013-04-02 06:22:13 PM  
2 votes:
gross.
2013-04-02 06:57:40 PM  
1 vote:
www.awf.org

Time for farking!
2013-04-02 06:37:11 PM  
1 vote:
From Ron Jeremy dot com

"Ron's near death experience means some changes in lifestyle and diet, but mostly diet.

"Eating healthy food is depressing, but it's keeping me alive," he said, adding that he and his prolific member plan to return to light TV and film work and personal appearances by mid-March.

"My dad is 94 and still going strong. He got mad at me for this. He jokes that he and my mom gave me the perfect body, and I screwed it up," Jeremy said.
"We gave you a Rolls-Royce, and you turned it into a Volkswagen,"

ronjeremy.com

Don't worry Ron, you're still my hero.

growabrain.typepad.com

/See you at Vegas eXchange in August!
2013-04-02 06:26:17 PM  
1 vote:
If cartoons are an indication, scientists say that within around 200 milleseconds of the doctor's news, only a faint speed-related vapor trail and ron jeremy's hospital gown were left in the room where ron jeremy once stood..
2013-04-02 06:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
ron whatever you do don't get naked
2013-04-02 06:19:47 PM  
1 vote:
Here's to the triumphant return of The Hedgehog!
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
2013-04-02 06:17:13 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.


I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.
 
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