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(CNN)   Ron Jeremy checked with his doctor, is healthy enough to engage in sexual activity   (cnn.com) divider line 67
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2013-04-02 05:25:20 PM
Can't wait to see his next performance. Said nobody.
 
2013-04-02 06:13:04 PM
Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.
 
2013-04-02 06:17:13 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.


I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.
 
2013-04-02 06:19:20 PM
*YAWN* I've seen that movie.
 
2013-04-02 06:19:47 PM
Here's to the triumphant return of The Hedgehog!
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
 
2013-04-02 06:20:45 PM
Why wouldn't the Doctor be healthy enough to have sex?
 
2013-04-02 06:22:13 PM
gross.
 
2013-04-02 06:24:53 PM
ron whatever you do don't get naked
 
2013-04-02 06:26:17 PM
If cartoons are an indication, scientists say that within around 200 milleseconds of the doctor's news, only a faint speed-related vapor trail and ron jeremy's hospital gown were left in the room where ron jeremy once stood..
 
2013-04-02 06:27:43 PM
There's no way that doctor accounted for all possible activities based on his patient's history.
 
2013-04-02 06:29:37 PM

Radak: Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.


I've never met him, but a few Farkers like you have claimed to and all have said he was very nice but way back when 15-20 years ago I heard the exact opposite - also on the internet so take that for what it's worth.

Maybe what I read was written by someone with an axe to grind who hated him - or maybe he's changed. At any rate, the account I initially read about him was that he was a free-loading slob who disrespected everyone. It's been a long time so I won't try to make up details to fill in the blanks that I don't remember but it was not a very flattering description of him as a person - much like his hedgehog-like body.

He's definitely a legend and an American icon though and I wish him well. I do appreciate the many forgotten starlets more though. Face it, most of us weren't watching the movies he was in to see him.
 
2013-04-02 06:33:16 PM
Doctor, is my heart healthy enough for sex?

Only one way to find out. Nurse! Come in here!

Chicka chicka bow chicka bow bow
 
2013-04-02 06:34:16 PM
The man is a God.
 
2013-04-02 06:36:02 PM
Sorta OT, but the thing I love about those Cialis ads (or any boner pill commercial, it seems) is that they have to warn people that the pills don't protect you from STDs. Are people really that stupid?

Nevermind, don't answer that.
 
2013-04-02 06:37:06 PM
The world can rest easy tonight.
 
2013-04-02 06:37:11 PM
From Ron Jeremy dot com

"Ron's near death experience means some changes in lifestyle and diet, but mostly diet.

"Eating healthy food is depressing, but it's keeping me alive," he said, adding that he and his prolific member plan to return to light TV and film work and personal appearances by mid-March.

"My dad is 94 and still going strong. He got mad at me for this. He jokes that he and my mom gave me the perfect body, and I screwed it up," Jeremy said.
"We gave you a Rolls-Royce, and you turned it into a Volkswagen,"

ronjeremy.com

Don't worry Ron, you're still my hero.

growabrain.typepad.com

/See you at Vegas eXchange in August!
 
2013-04-02 06:37:15 PM

macdaddy357: Doctor, is my heart healthy enough for sex?

Only one way to find out. Nurse! Come in here!

Chicka chicka bow chicka bow bow


Cut to surprised look on Jeremy's face
 
2013-04-02 06:38:14 PM

Point02GPA: Why wouldn't the Doctor be healthy enough to have sex?


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Sex? Your species still engages in sex? How frightful!
 
2013-04-02 06:39:33 PM
So he's shown signs of arousal?
 
2013-04-02 06:39:51 PM
"I had one of the worst things you could ever have. It really bugs me; it really actually bothers me because I don't smoke, I barely drink, I don't touch drugs. I had none of those horrible habits and I still got this horrendous heart problem: aortic dissection, or aortic aneurysm dissection. In my case, I had two: abdominal and thoracic. Two holes they had to sew up."

I'm guessing it was a dietary thing.
 
2013-04-02 06:40:32 PM

Happy Hours: Radak: Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.

I've never met him, but a few Farkers like you have claimed to and all have said he was very nice but way back when 15-20 years ago I heard the exact opposite - also on the internet so take that for what it's worth.

Maybe what I read was written by someone with an axe to grind who hated him - or maybe he's changed. At any rate, the account I initially read about him was that he was a free-loading slob who disrespected everyone. It's been a long time so I won't try to make up details to fill in the blanks that I don't remember but it was not a very flattering description of him as a person - much like his hedgehog-like body.

He's definitely a legend and an American icon though and I wish him well. I do appreciate the many forgotten starlets more though. Face it, most of us weren't watching the movies he was in to see him.


Some of them aren't so forgotten, fortunately.

photos.exposay.com
 
2013-04-02 06:47:52 PM
I swear, the tag said Stiffy and not Spiffy.
 
2013-04-02 06:47:55 PM

Happy Hours: I've never met him, but a few Farkers like you have claimed to and all have said he was very nice but way back when 15-20 years ago I heard the exact opposite - also on the internet so take that for what it's worth.


It was at the premiere of "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy", so that'd make it 11 years ago or so.  He was certainly cordial.  Definitely more interested in the female guests than the males, and he wanted five bucks for an autographed Polaroid, but hey, he was paying for the film.  No complaints, and I got a brief chat and a souvenir.
 
2013-04-02 06:48:12 PM
Ugly prick.

 The guy too.
 
2013-04-02 06:51:29 PM

ModernLuddite: "I had one of the worst things you could ever have. It really bugs me; it really actually bothers me because I don't smoke, I barely drink, I don't touch drugs. I had none of those horrible habits and I still got this horrendous heart problem: aortic dissection, or aortic aneurysm dissection. In my case, I had two: abdominal and thoracic. Two holes they had to sew up."

I'm guessing it was a dietary thing.


Yeah called being fat isn't good for your heart. I'm sure the doctor failed to tell him "both the things you have are caused by high blood pressure that's being caused by your being fat."

remind me to put Ron Jeremy in my death pool next year if he doesn't cut down a few lbs.
 
2013-04-02 06:55:03 PM
Dude can't even get it up anymore. I saw one of his scenes the other day and he had a half chub he only could slide in for a sec. Time to hang it up there, Ronny.
 
2013-04-02 06:56:22 PM
I went to the doctor and he told me to stop masturbating.

I asked why, and he said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
 
2013-04-02 06:57:40 PM
www.awf.org

Time for farking!
 
2013-04-02 06:59:30 PM
Still waiting on Mario and Princess Peach porn.

And was that Nina Hartley a few posts up?

/simultaneously proud and ashamed that I know that
 
2013-04-02 07:08:54 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I went to the doctor and he told me to stop masturbating.

I asked why, and he said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"


Your doctor is a pervert.
 
2013-04-02 07:21:49 PM

Radak: Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.


We ran into him in public once and like total chodes asked to take a picture with him. He was nice about it, but then he grabbed my girlfriends ass and whispered "you're cute" in her ear. I didn't know it happened until we had parted ways and I wasn't sure if I should be pissed off or flattered. "Oh well, that's good old RJ! hee hee"
 
2013-04-02 07:22:43 PM
(The sound of a million women vomiting).
 
2013-04-02 07:26:09 PM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Some of them aren't so forgotten, fortunately.

[photos.exposay.com image 392x621]


I know you aren't supposed to call out Farkers that aren't in threads yet, but I'd sure like to see Nina Hartley's Ass make an appearance.
 
rpm
2013-04-02 07:26:09 PM

Mael99: Here's to the triumphant return of The Hedgehog!
(clap, clap, clap, clap)


No, they gave him some antibiotics for that.
 
2013-04-02 07:27:32 PM

Radak: Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.


Also met him, fantastically nice guy. Glad to see he'll be able to keep working, fat little boys need heroes.
 
Skr
2013-04-02 07:27:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: Still waiting on Mario and Princess Peach porn.

And was that Nina Hartley a few posts up?

/simultaneously proud and ashamed that I know that


plumberplace.files.wordpress.com
Not sure I want him doing mushrooms and cleaning my pipes.
 
2013-04-02 07:28:06 PM

Radak: an autographed Polaroid


I won't ask.
 
2013-04-02 07:29:33 PM
So he has a return-to-work slip, then.
 
2013-04-02 07:33:34 PM
In the instructional movie, director Drake asked four of the, ahem, biggest men in pornography for their secrets and tricks on how to please a woman.

Sorry, but if I want advice on how to please my partner, I want better advice than "Stroke her cervix with your cock".
 
2013-04-02 07:34:03 PM
Release the Hedgehog!
 
2013-04-02 07:34:32 PM
How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?
 
2013-04-02 07:41:29 PM

skantea: How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?


...Mom?
 
2013-04-02 07:42:16 PM

jigger: Radak: Lionel Mandrake: Great news...now I can get back to work as his stand-in.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that you want to be a human tripod or that you think people would look kindly upon you if you could pass for Ron Jeremy.

/met him once, actually.  Nice guy.

We ran into him in public once and like total chodes asked to take a picture with him. He was nice about it, but then he grabbed my girlfriends ass and whispered "you're cute" in her ear. I didn't know it happened until we had parted ways and I wasn't sure if I should be pissed off or flattered. "Oh well, that's good old RJ! hee hee"


Should be pissed. That is a pretty shiatty thing to do.
 
2013-04-02 07:55:33 PM

cxjohn: I swear, the tag said Stiffy and not Spiffy.


I came here to say exactly these words.
 
2013-04-02 07:56:37 PM

skantea: How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?


Yeah, they're like Pokemons

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-02 08:15:06 PM

Krieghund: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Some of them aren't so forgotten, fortunately.

[photos.exposay.com image 392x621]

I know you aren't supposed to call out Farkers that aren't in threads yet, but I'd sure like to see Nina Hartley's Ass make an appearance.


YES!!

I think it's necessary to mention Benghazi to stir him from his lair...
 
2013-04-02 08:18:58 PM
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-02 08:19:41 PM
Heh. He was on Hoarders: Buried Alive as a friend of the hoarder last night.
 
2013-04-02 09:04:42 PM

skantea: How many strains of genital herpes are there?  And do you get a trophy if you collect them all?


According to his autobiography (which is a surprisingly good read) he never got an STD on the job after doing more than a thousand films. He was just lucky, particular about his partners-- despite appearances-- and meticulous about cleaning up when the job was done. He always advocated testing, and he believes condoms would kill the business-- He says actors don't mind wearing them, but viewers don't want to see them. They ruin the fantasy.

Either way, he's not the right guy to pick if you want to make an STD joke. He has remained clean all these years.
 
2013-04-02 09:15:45 PM

illannoyin: From Ron Jeremy dot com

"Ron's near death experience means some changes in lifestyle and diet, but mostly diet.

"Eating healthy food is depressing, but it's keeping me alive," he said, adding that he and his prolific member plan to return to light TV and film work and personal appearances by mid-March.

"My dad is 94 and still going strong. He got mad at me for this. He jokes that he and my mom gave me the perfect body, and I screwed it up," Jeremy said.
"We gave you a Rolls-Royce, and you turned it into a Volkswagen,"



Don't worry Ron, you're still my hero.



/See you at Vegas eXchange in August!


That's not the the first time a group of women were on their knees in front of him.

Loinel- I think the term you wanted was "stunt cock". That is if Matt and Trey's movie Orgazmo is to be believed.
 
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