Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Patch)   "The man was fired last month after bringing a dead bird to work and claiming it was his mother, according to police"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Chili, Liberty County  
•       •       •

4702 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2013 at 5:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-04-02 05:17:06 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe he was in the Partridge Family.
2013-04-02 05:17:22 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-02 04:25:14 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-02 03:59:51 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-02 06:53:17 PM  
1 vote:

skantea: I once saw a hobo try to give a fat dead pigeon mouth to mouth resuscitation.  It ruined my day.

That wasn't mouth-to-mouth, it was a private moment between us. Thank you very much.
2013-04-02 06:29:00 PM  
1 vote:

GeneralJim: GeneralJim: What kind of company fires you for bringing your mom in to work?Hawkward...
2013-04-02 05:48:45 PM  
1 vote:
And I am sure there are plenty of liberal evolutionists that would probably not have a problem making this kind of leap.
2013-04-02 05:19:36 PM  
1 vote:

Displayed 8 of 8 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.