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(The Raw Story)   "Fox and Friends" guest answers the great theological question that has plagued mystics, holy men, and philosophers for centuries: "what, exactly, does God SMELL like?"   (rawstory.com) divider line 154
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2013-04-02 02:43:23 PM  
Snozzberries for sure.
 
2013-04-02 02:46:34 PM  
Bacon
 
2013-04-02 02:48:18 PM  
The beach
 
2013-04-02 02:49:40 PM  
Reminds me of something a friend told the wife and I after attending a midnight mass over Christmas.  He is catholic and we are not, (although we went to the mass and he did not) the wife told him that the incense that they spread around kind of made her cough.  Without missing a beat, he said that was just the demons trying to get out.

/anyway, god smells like cotton candy
//the devil smells like vanilla with glitter
 
2013-04-02 02:50:11 PM  
George Burns
 
2013-04-02 02:51:05 PM  
So fresh and so clean.
 
2013-04-02 02:53:08 PM  
Pew?
 
2013-04-02 02:56:34 PM  
Teen Spirit.
 
2013-04-02 02:56:47 PM  
Maybe they could look it up on Google.
 
2013-04-02 02:57:02 PM  
This is factual news to around 1/2 of the country.........and we wonder why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-04-02 02:58:29 PM  
www.rawstory.com

Cupcakes. Delicious cupcakes. I swear to Cupcake.
 
2013-04-02 02:58:33 PM  
vagina
 
2013-04-02 02:58:51 PM  
God smells like napalm sticking to kids
 
2013-04-02 02:59:23 PM  
That's wasn't God you smelled, darling. And you should wash more often.
 
2013-04-02 02:59:28 PM  
my ass
 
2013-04-02 02:59:32 PM  
Odorless
 
2013-04-02 03:00:02 PM  
Toast?
 
2013-04-02 03:00:08 PM  
Republican Jesus probably smells like gunpowder and the blood of innocents.
 
2013-04-02 03:00:15 PM  
My god smells like Bushmills, but never before 3:00
 
2013-04-02 03:00:15 PM  
Irish Spring.  Anything that can clean the Irish must be from Heaven.
 
2013-04-02 03:00:22 PM  

basemetal: Reminds me of something a friend told the wife and I after attending a midnight mass over Christmas.  He is catholic and we are not, (although we went to the mass and he did not) the wife told him that the incense that they spread around kind of made her cough.  Without missing a beat, he said that was just the demons trying to get out.

/anyway, god smells like cotton candy
//the devil smells like vanilla with glitter


ahh Frankincense... if Church has a smell, it's burning frankincense

/used have to hold the censor when I was an altar boy
//Never looked at it the same way after the old Jesuit priest told me that William the Conqueror's brother the bishop rode into battle weilding one of those like a morning star
 
2013-04-02 03:00:39 PM  
I don't know what he really smells like but Axe Body Wash smells divine.
 
2013-04-02 03:00:47 PM  
Awful
 
2013-04-02 03:01:44 PM  
I can't bring myself to watch the video - does she ever actually say what god smells like?
 
2013-04-02 03:02:03 PM  
Elderberries.

bestuff.com
 
2013-04-02 03:02:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Irish Spring.  Anything that can clean the Irish must be from Heaven.


You're horrible.  I like you
 
2013-04-02 03:02:36 PM  
I sure hope he doesn't smell like a stranger on the bus.
 
2013-04-02 03:02:55 PM  

Crewmannumber6: My god smells like Bushmills, but never before 3:00


Heathen, God would never drink that protestant swill
 
2013-04-02 03:03:06 PM  
Where is the line between professional news reporting and fantastic journalism?  I don't even want to know!
 
2013-04-02 03:04:23 PM  
FOX News smells like stupid.
And this show is the most odoriferous kind of stupid.
 
2013-04-02 03:04:24 PM  
He smells like whatever you're smoking if you can see him.
 
2013-04-02 03:04:48 PM  
God smells like everything. He's omniscent.
 
2013-04-02 03:05:22 PM  
0.tqn.com

Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.
 
2013-04-02 03:05:36 PM  

Sybarite: The beach


read that as 'bleach'
 
2013-04-02 03:06:14 PM  
God obviously smells like fart since he is nothing but hot air.
 
2013-04-02 03:06:26 PM  
Industrial stank
 
2013-04-02 03:06:30 PM  

Here Comes Everybody: God smells like everything. He's omniscent.


Well played.
 
2013-04-02 03:06:35 PM  
I have on good authority that God smells like Tidy Bowl.

/now how obscure is that
 
2013-04-02 03:06:48 PM  
Ashes, and burning iron.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 03:07:06 PM  
Cat piss. That stuff never comes out.
 
2013-04-02 03:08:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-02 03:08:39 PM  
God smells like the decomposing flesh of someone who just died and then was resuscitated.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-02 03:09:56 PM  
Sourdough starter.
 
2013-04-02 03:10:29 PM  
Random God thought.

If Jesus and God are one and the same... does that mean God impregnated his own mother?

That's sick.
 
2013-04-02 03:11:29 PM  
Fox and friends first has hotter hosts. Sitting on tall chairs in short skirts with the camera at crotch level. I have no idea what the topics are on the show. I'm too busy using my mind powers to un-cross their legs for the upskirt shot.

/I do like the fox and friends intro song though.
 
2013-04-02 03:12:06 PM  
Just a slob like one of us
 
2013-04-02 03:12:20 PM  
Blood, sweat, and a dead man's balls.
 
2013-04-02 03:13:00 PM  
Exodus 29:15

"Take one of the rams, and Aaron and his sons shall lay their hands on its head. 16 Slaughter it and take the blood and splash it against the sides of the altar. 17 Cut the ram into pieces and wash the internal organs and the legs, putting them with the head and the other pieces. 18 Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the Lord, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the Lord.

I don't know what the guy himself smells like, but I bet his house smells like burning ram meat a lot of the time. Bet he's got cans of burning ram meat air freshener in his bathroom.
 
2013-04-02 03:13:03 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 03:13:33 PM  
What a fox and friends contemplating the scent of God looks like:
img.photobucket.com

I know what God smells like.
I do not know what God smells like.
 
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