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(Edmonton Sun)   Good Dog: Helps you rescue a young girl from an icy river. Great Dog: Goes back into the frigid water to pull out a second girl   (edmontonsun.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-02 03:14:43 PM
6 votes:
Dogs are better people than people are.
2013-04-02 03:18:45 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
GREATEST DOG
2013-04-02 03:27:30 PM
3 votes:
I think we figured out who the good boy is.
2013-04-02 03:26:33 PM
2 votes:
"Goes back", subby?

With time running out, Adam put the leash around Rocky and pushed him into the water.
2013-04-02 03:24:24 PM
2 votes:
Good dog!
2013-04-02 03:19:07 PM
2 votes:
www.edmontonjournal.com
The heroic pooch

/earned his treat
2013-04-02 04:49:34 PM
1 votes:

sunbelly: And I just choked on an apple slice, coughed it into my lap, and looked up to see one of the directors in my doorway bringing the new girl around to introduce. Many thanks for *that*.


Check to see if you're in a romantic comedy. If so, that's called a "meet-cute," and you're definitely going to get laid eventually.
2013-04-02 03:43:46 PM
1 votes:
Get that dog some bacon.  Now.
2013-04-02 03:42:02 PM
1 votes:
So Adam threw Rocky's leash to the girl, but she was just out of reach.

Hey! Careful, dumbass! That's still attached to me!

That's when things took a turn for the worse. As Adam tried to inch closer to the girl, the ice suddenly gave way, plunging him and Rocky into the icy water.

AHHH! Jesus Christ! How is this helping? This is the worst walkies ever, you asshole!

Soaking wet, he looked around for the young girl, but she was gone.

Okay, well, time to go the fark home then, you sadistic piece of sh--

After a few seconds, she popped back up about 50 or 60 yards away. With time running out, Adam put the leash around Rocky and pushed him into the water.

AHHHHH FARK YOU SO HARD. I am going to shiat on your bed every day for the rest of my life. Count on it, motherfarker.
2013-04-02 03:36:25 PM
1 votes:

lifeboat: Let's see your cat do that!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_gFgTrCAiA">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=r_gFgTrCAiA

Cats will take them to the roof and push them off.
2013-04-02 03:35:14 PM
1 votes:
And the wife just watching. Hey biatch, how about you hold the other end of the line while the dick that is wet goes back in.
2013-04-02 03:34:38 PM
1 votes:
As Adam tried to inch closer to the girl, the ice suddenly gave way, plunging him and Rocky into the icy water.
.....
With time running out, Adam put the leash around Rocky and pushed him into the water.


So despite what the thread title says, the truth is that Adam's fat arse broke through the ice and he took Rocky with him.  Rocky managed to escape an icy death, only to see Adam pick him up and throw him right back in the river.

Rocky's licking on that bone thinking about how he's going to do the same thing to Adam's leg tonight.....
2013-04-02 03:33:56 PM
1 votes:
Let's see your cat do that!
2013-04-02 03:32:10 PM
1 votes:

jfivealive: Sounds to me like the guy saved the one girl, then threw his dog into the water with its leash on so the girl could grab it and he pulled the dog and girl back in.  Doesn't sound like the dog did anything at all.


Being a hero involuntarily still counts.
2013-04-02 03:30:23 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: With time running out, Adam put the leash around Rocky and pushed him into the water. The girl grabbed and held onto the leash while Rocky swam back towards the ice, where Adam was able to pull everyone to safety until rescue crews arrived.

Um, the guy threw his dog in.  The dog was about self-preservation.

/sorry to be Debbie Downer
//I had a Lab named Rocky, too
2013-04-02 03:28:01 PM
1 votes:
I was in the river valley on Saturday. It takes a special kind of stupid to go out on that ice this time of year, and it takes a special kind of hero to go in after you.
2013-04-02 03:24:46 PM
1 votes:
I got chills from that... I was walking in that park with my five year old that day looking at the ice. Hero doggy indeed!!
2013-04-02 03:24:42 PM
1 votes:
And the damned cat just sat there, doing nothing!
2013-04-02 03:22:54 PM
1 votes:
Good boy, Rocky.
2013-04-02 03:19:36 PM
1 votes:
That dude is getting the greatest head ever from his wife now!
2013-04-02 03:15:23 PM
1 votes:
I've heard that dogs can help you get girls, but this is ridiculous.
 
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