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(TC Palm)   Assault with papayas and a mooning over an unwelcome invitation for sexy time, Or, as it's known in Florida, Tuesday   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 21
    More: Florida, sexy time, Vero Beach, 24th Street, Infraction  
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2013-04-02 01:23:04 PM
Papaya's got a brand-new bag.
 
2013-04-02 01:24:15 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-04-02 01:24:51 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-04-02 01:26:55 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 01:27:36 PM
I know when I see Wil Greenlee's name at the top of an article that it's going to be a fun one.
 
2013-04-02 01:27:41 PM
FTA:
THIS IS A PHOTO OF PAPAYAS. THIS IS NOT A PHOTO OF THE ACTUAL PAPAYAS SAID TO HAVE BEEN THROWN IN THE INCIDENT. Photo by Will Greenlee

Thank you, Will. That is much appreciated.
 
2013-04-02 01:30:55 PM
So did or didn't the ex-boyfriend get his birthday sex?
 
2013-04-02 01:32:31 PM
"It's my birthday and all I got was this crazy biatch & stitches."
 
2013-04-02 01:39:46 PM
The teen said Wasden turned around and lowered her jeans below her hindquarters and said, "Kiss my butt." The teen said he could see "everything and 'that was something that none of us wanted to see," the affidavit states.
Alert the trauma counselors.
 
2013-04-02 01:41:50 PM

The Snow Dog: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 386x342]


oh crap he didn't cover papayas...
 
2013-04-02 01:54:30 PM
Did he bring her a CRATE of Papaya?
And then wait all night by her door?

/The Eagles rock, man...
 
2013-04-02 01:54:32 PM

AirForceVet: So did or didn't the ex-boyfriend get his birthday sex?


That is birthday sex in Florida.
 
2013-04-02 02:03:55 PM
She's gotta purty mouth. Looks like she could suck a papaya through a putter's shaft, 58 ways from Sunday.
 
2013-04-02 02:13:08 PM

cgraves67: I know when I see Wil Greenlee's name at the top of an article that it's going to be a fun one.





Records did indicate the ex-boyfriend's 58th birthday was shortly before the papaya throwing/buttocks baring brouhaha.


He does throw the pertinent info in for sure!
 
2013-04-02 02:15:23 PM
Records didn't state whether the ex-boyfriend received "birthday sex" from Wasden.

i4.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 02:24:18 PM
"Sexy time" has to die as an expression.
 
2013-04-02 02:34:24 PM
Just to be safe, even if it's papayas and not mangoes, never get out of the boat.
 
2013-04-02 02:42:31 PM
"Informally known as "mooning," exposing one's buttocks is a practice often intended as a sign of defiance or disrespect.

Records didn't state whether the ex-boyfriend received "birthday sex" from Wasden.
"

Oh, this guy again.

cgraves67: I know when I see Wil Greenlee's name at the top of an article that it's going to be a fun one.

 
2013-04-02 02:53:31 PM
This just in:  A bill has been filed in the Florida Legislature that would prohibit throwing any fruit or vegetable at any part of a woman's anatomy, unless she gives prior consent.
 
2013-04-02 03:30:01 PM
Empowerment!
 
2013-04-02 05:18:00 PM
Lucky it wasn't coconuts.
 
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