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(Golf Digest)   Got Wood? Golf Channel's Holly Sonders shows off her form   (golfdigest.com ) divider line
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11417 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Apr 2013 at 1:09 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-02 12:29:28 PM  
She can join my threesome.
 
2013-04-02 12:38:59 PM  
She is lovely.
 
2013-04-02 12:59:03 PM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 01:12:59 PM  
She's really good at keeping her head down.
 
2013-04-02 01:20:04 PM  
I'd lose a ball in her water trap.
 
2013-04-02 01:20:43 PM  
I'd driver, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-02 01:22:11 PM  
I bet she could hook it, yet still make par for her hole.
 
2013-04-02 01:22:40 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She's really good at keeping her head down.


She has solid grip and an excellent stroke, as well...
 
2013-04-02 01:23:50 PM  
I'd repair her divot.

/stroke
 
2013-04-02 01:24:38 PM  
GD. Those are some big boobs.
 
2013-04-02 01:25:37 PM  
She makes my putter flutter.
 
2013-04-02 01:26:42 PM  
Intercourse.
 
2013-04-02 01:27:14 PM  
I would have sexual intercourse with that woman.

/bad at this game
 
2013-04-02 01:28:15 PM  
i1168.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2013-04-02 01:29:01 PM  
I would par her four.
 
2013-04-02 01:29:38 PM  
Don't know about wood subby, but she can use my 9-iron...anytime.
 
2013-04-02 01:29:48 PM  
Christ that's a fine lookin' female. I need to start watching the Golf Channel.

/dem legs
 
2013-04-02 01:30:19 PM  
i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 01:32:26 PM  

dj_spanmaster: GD. Those are some big boobs.



"that's why women golfers aren't good.  their boobs get in the way of their swing."

/obscure?
//also, i'd let her jigger my mashie niblick
///I'd play her "back nine"
////i'd show her "amen corner"
//i'd let her go "double eagle"
 
2013-04-02 01:32:35 PM  
Gunga, gunga-lagunga.
 
2013-04-02 01:36:30 PM  
I'll be in the bunker.
 
2013-04-02 01:37:27 PM  
I think I'll go grip it and rip it now.....
 
2013-04-02 01:39:37 PM  

rickythepenguin: dj_spanmaster: GD. Those are some big boobs.


"that's why women golfers aren't good.  their boobs get in the way of their swing."

/obscure?
//also, i'd let her jigger my mashie niblick
///I'd play her "back nine"
////i'd show her "amen corner"
//i'd let her go "double eagle"


You beat me to it. Are those things real?

I'd double bogey her, in the rough.
 
2013-04-02 01:42:37 PM  
Holly Niederkohr?

You bet I do. I need it bad.
 
2013-04-02 01:43:08 PM  
I'd land on that fairway.
 
2013-04-02 01:43:10 PM  
I noticed that she has breasts
 
2013-04-02 01:43:53 PM  
I would tee that up.

OK, I really don't know what that means.
 
2013-04-02 01:44:12 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I noticed that she has breasts


the best breasts money can  buy.
 
2013-04-02 01:45:24 PM  

dj_spanmaster: GD. Those are some big fake boobs.


FTFY.

mooseyfate: /dem legs


This
 
2013-04-02 01:46:03 PM  
Anyone else get one of those annoying Forsee surveys pop up about halfway through fapping? God damn, what kind of a shiat eating webmaster thinks those things are a good idea.

"Oh? You were just about to check-out with a cart full of e-commerce goods? Well perhaps you'd like to be interrupted with a stupid farking 12 page survey?"
 
2013-04-02 01:47:18 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I would have sexual intercourse with that woman.
/bad at this game


I would too, though I'm sure I would finish many strokes under par.
 
2013-04-02 01:48:22 PM  

texdent: I would par her four.


I would par with her while she's on all four on the first hole... then I'd eagle her on the next hole... then double-eagle her on the next one.. and bogey with her in the next one.. and double-bogey her on the one after that... and drive her in the sand trap... and wedge her in the green... and.. and... and I ran out of golf analogies.

Also: "outrage" over female golfers not being taken seriously for their game starts.... right about now.
 
2013-04-02 02:00:26 PM  
Would play her back nine anytime.
 
2013-04-02 02:01:53 PM  
I'd chip from her bunker

/not entirely sure what that even means
 
2013-04-02 02:01:54 PM  
I read GolfDigest strictly for the articles that improve my stroke.
 
2013-04-02 02:05:27 PM  
i would fuzzy her zoeller.  or is it zoeller her fuzzy?
/got nothing
 
2013-04-02 02:11:49 PM  

rickythepenguin: //also, i'd let her jigger my mashie niblick


I always thought it was niblit, but not only was I wrong about the name it's eminently more amusing in the correct form.

Well done sir, 10/10

/except now I'm hearing Bobby Jones' voice
//must needs revisit the Asian Fetish thread
 
2013-04-02 02:15:15 PM  

threedingers: dj_spanmaster: GD. Those are some big fake boobs.

FTFY.


Does that really make what I said untrue?
 
2013-04-02 02:17:57 PM  
www.ff-winners.com

I'd finish her 6-10 split anyday.
 
2013-04-02 02:24:31 PM  
I'd have puttsecks with her.
 
2013-04-02 02:25:19 PM  
Okay people, comments are well and good, but this thread needs something more...
i2.listal.com  i49.tinypic.com images.thegolfchannel.comcdn.thesandtrap.com

Time to get the clubs out...
 
2013-04-02 02:28:20 PM  

Isitoveryet: Crewmannumber6: I noticed that she has breasts

the best breasts money can  buy.


Worth every penny, baby.

walloffamesports.com

coedbc.files.wordpress.com

She looks better as a brunette
 
2013-04-02 02:29:21 PM  
I'll be in my bunker.
 
2013-04-02 02:32:03 PM  

dj_spanmaster: threedingers: dj_spanmaster: GD. Those are some big fake boobs.

FTFY.

Does that really make what I said untrue?


Fair point.
 
2013-04-02 02:32:27 PM  

threedingers: dj_spanmaster: GD. Those are some big fake boobs.

FTFY.


And? I'm never going to get to touch them.
 
2013-04-02 02:39:48 PM  
I'd give her a Hat Trick.

I'd let her volley my shuttlecock.

I'd give her a full court press
 
2013-04-02 02:53:21 PM  
Sadly, I don't think she would be interested in my 4-iron.

/something something mini-golf something
 
2013-04-02 02:54:24 PM  
I would be delighted to have her as my ballwasher
 
2013-04-02 02:55:18 PM  
So a guy and his wife go golfing. They tee it up and head down the fairway. Five minutes later, the man runs back to the clubhouse in a panic. "My wife just got stung by a huge wasp!" he says to the club pro.

"Where'd she get stung at?" the pro asks the husband.

"Between the first and second hole!"

"Tell her that her stance is too wide." said the pro,
 
2013-04-02 03:00:09 PM  
I'd love to hit off that tee box.
 
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