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(The Raw Story)   You had me at "half-naked zombie ex-girlfriend"   (rawstory.com) divider line 31
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2013-04-02 12:19:30 PM  
i have a fairly sick sense of humor and even I think that people who order this should be put on a list of some sort.
 
2013-04-02 12:53:42 PM  
cdnl.complex.com

Considah dat a divorce
 
2013-04-02 12:53:57 PM  
"I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it," one customer wrote.

o.O
 
2013-04-02 12:57:55 PM  
Yeah yeah, welcome to Fark. No. Anyone who buys and uses this thing has serious problems.
 
2013-04-02 12:58:39 PM  
By David Edwards
Monday, April 1, 2013 15:02 EDT
 
2013-04-02 12:59:57 PM  
Kwame?
 
2013-04-02 01:00:23 PM  
It's like a RealDoll that's so life-like it even has a period.
 
2013-04-02 01:06:41 PM  
Day late and a dollar short, subby.
 
2013-04-02 01:09:28 PM  

geoduck42: Yeah yeah, welcome to Fark. No. Anyone who buys and uses this thing has serious problems.


Actually, I think it would be f*cking awesome, and I know lots of guys and gals that'd love to take a few shots at it. We've shot up Halloween decorations that aren't much less realistic before.

Actually using it as a substitute for your ex falls into "so silly it's completely implausible" territory. People that psychotic just stalk the real thing.
 
GBB
2013-04-02 01:11:40 PM  
Is it still yesterday?   Is this Groundhog April Fools?   Cause if it is... oh what's the use.
 
2013-04-02 01:12:44 PM  
Ex-girlfriend? More like current girlfriend
 
2013-04-02 01:16:16 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-04-02 01:19:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Oh yeah . . ..
 
2013-04-02 01:21:14 PM  
First thing that came to mind:

i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-02 01:23:07 PM  
Mugato:  I think that people who are too lazy to make their own and order this should be put on a list of some sort.
 
2013-04-02 01:26:41 PM  
Massive subby/mod fail for posting an April Fool's link to the main page on April 2nd.
 
2013-04-02 01:31:46 PM  

LindenFark: Massive subby/mod fail for posting an April Fool's link to the main page on April 2nd.


Not an april fools link.  They actually make this.  There's a male version too, before everyone cries "sexism"
 
2013-04-02 01:31:57 PM  
Once you go cold it never gets old.
 
2013-04-02 01:36:32 PM  

Mugato: i have a fairly sick sense of humor and even I think that people who order this should be put on a list of some sort.


I have a fairly large tolerance for bad taste.

This exceeds it quite handily.
 
2013-04-02 01:40:28 PM  
Bet he would approve!

www.trbimg.com
 
2013-04-02 01:51:50 PM  
I know this one: Return of the Living Dead 3

/What do I win?
 
2013-04-02 01:58:13 PM  

Mugato: i have a fairly sick sense of humor and even I think that people who order this should be put on a list of some sort.


Agreed.
The worst thing they could do is make a law against them or try banning them.
These people need to be identified and databased.
 
2013-04-02 02:04:50 PM  

batlock666: I know this one: Return of the Living Dead 3

/What do I win?


Damn she was hot.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-02 02:10:08 PM  
I bet if the company made one you could have sex with orders would go through the roof.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:03 PM  
How is Fark not all over this headline Linked at the top of this story http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/02/florida-republican-committeeman - arrested-for-child-porn/


Its got Florida, and Republicans and Pedobear..........................it is almost like the perfect Country Western Fark song
 
2013-04-02 02:11:06 PM  
I like shooting a lot, but I'm just not seeing the appeal.

I'll stick with Tannerite.
 
2013-04-02 02:21:36 PM  

Mugato: i have a fairly sick sense of humor and even I think that people who order this should be put on a list of some sort.


This.

On a related note, I've been wondering whose ass or asses I need to kick to ensure that zombies are never again mentioned in the media industry (unless specifically for an entertainment venture of some sort), and definitely in the gun industry as well.  One of the fairly substantial reasons I haven't bought a gun publication for a few years (until this past weekend) is the fact that too many companies have embraced that bullshiat.  It's worse than the tacti-cool, Modern Warfare inspired stuff and almost worse than the rampant right-wing crap that's infesting a lot of them.

Mugato: batlock666: I know this one: Return of the Living Dead 3

/What do I win?

Damn she was hot.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 344x500]


She still is.

I'd take her (in her Lady Heather outfit), Jorja Fox, and Marg Helgenberger for a great orgy of CSI awesomeness.

/Eva La Rue, Emily Procter, and Melina Kanakaredes can join in, too
 
2013-04-02 02:42:03 PM  
Baby, I wanna take you home and necro feel ya
 
2013-04-02 03:39:00 PM  

JesusHoffaChrysler: How is Fark not all over this headline Linked at the top of this story http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/02/florida-republican-committeeman - arrested-for-child-porn/


Its got Florida, and Republicans and Pedobear..........................it is almost like the perfect Country Western Fark song


Not without trucks, mama, trains or dogs it ain't.
 
2013-04-02 04:27:50 PM  
 
2013-04-02 07:13:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: JesusHoffaChrysler: How is Fark not all over this headline Linked at the top of this story http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/02/florida-republican-committeeman - arrested-for-child-porn/


Its got Florida, and Republicans and Pedobear..........................it is almost like the perfect Country Western Fark song

Not without trucks, mama, trains or dogs prison, or gittin' drunk it ain't.


FTFY
 
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