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(MetroWest Daily News)   The flare guns in Walmart work. You don't need to test them in the store   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Wal-Mart, flare guns  
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6804 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2013 at 10:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-02 11:13:58 AM  
2 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Hy, I drive by that spot everyday!


Write to the editors chastising the reporter for omitting that critical detail.
2013-04-02 10:55:58 AM  
2 votes:

2013-04-02 09:45:39 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: The culprit.
2013-04-02 01:54:19 PM  
1 vote:
You know, if Walmart gave flare guns to all its store security personnel on Black Friday, things might go a little smoother.
2013-04-02 12:57:47 PM  
1 vote:

Squigley: And guns, and ammo, and everything else you don't need.

Let it the fark go
2013-04-02 12:44:29 PM  
1 vote:
too bad they don't sell RPG7's. that would be a heck of a walmart.
2013-04-02 11:13:29 AM  
1 vote:
Me: How many assholes we got in this place anyway?
*flare flies by*
Me: . . . I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
*another flare flies by*
Me: Hmm. . . . *grabs a flare gun* Keep firing assholes!
2013-04-02 10:57:24 AM  
1 vote:

Got the tunes covered. Well, part of it.
2013-04-02 10:43:34 AM  
1 vote:

Pud: What else are they supposed to do when their hover-round breaks down?

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I bought one of  those avalanch beacons. That way if I ever lose control of my hover-round and crash into the shelving they'll be able to find me underneath all the piles of cheap crap.
2013-04-02 10:40:56 AM  
1 vote:
Some stupid with a flare gun burn the place to the ground.
2013-04-02 10:36:52 AM  
1 vote:
What else are they supposed to do when their hover-round breaks down?
2013-04-02 10:20:26 AM  
1 vote:
I disagree, Subby.  I encourage more use of flare guns in Walmarts nation wide.
2013-04-02 10:16:53 AM  
1 vote:
♫ Smoke in the K-mart, a fire in sporting goods... ♫
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