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(MetroWest Daily News)   The flare guns in Walmart work. You don't need to test them in the store   (metrowestdailynews.com) divider line 64
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2013-04-02 01:00:52 PM
priapic_abandon

The flares would have just bounced off the sail.

/ Dumb scene was dumb.
 
2013-04-02 01:21:48 PM

FarkinNortherner: Could someone please explain to a confused foreigner why they sell flare guns in Walmart?


Zombocalypse supplies, they want to corner that market.
 
2013-04-02 01:33:19 PM

FarkinNortherner: Could someone please explain to a confused foreigner why they sell flare guns in Walmart?


They are in the boating section. I took my boat offshore and damn sure wasn't going out without flares and a marine radio at a minimum.
 
2013-04-02 01:36:41 PM
i939.photobucket.com
Did someone say flares?
 
2013-04-02 01:43:23 PM
I saw some big amber-colored military flares being used to the south of Los Angeles last night around 8pm PST.

Big things, at least a thousand feet above ground level, lasted maybe three minutes each.  Whoever was shooting them was keeping two going at all times.

Had to have been at least 20 miles south of LA.  Easily visible from a passenger aircraft heading east.
 
2013-04-02 01:54:19 PM
You know, if Walmart gave flare guns to all its store security personnel on Black Friday, things might go a little smoother.

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2013-04-02 02:14:11 PM

FarkinNortherner: Jeepman1974: Well for one, they sell other camping and fishing equipment too.

Fair enough.

Squigley: And guns, and ammo, and everything else you don't need.

I dunno, my extremely rare visits to Walmart have tended to leave me with the desire to hoard firearms.

/the horror


Don't go there expecting to get any ammo.  The only stuff left at the local one is .243, .25-06, and .270.  Might have been a box or two of .300 WSM also.

Absolutely *NO* .22 LR, .223, 7.62x39mm, .308, .30'06, .303 British.

It's like every farkin' militarily useful caliber is just farking *GONE*.
 
2013-04-02 05:50:04 PM
"But how can I know which air horn I want to buy unless I test them all?"
 
2013-04-02 06:20:21 PM

dittybopper: The culprit.


www.tf2tightrope.com
 
2013-04-02 07:25:56 PM
Wal*Mart, Siempre Fi
 
2013-04-02 07:43:06 PM
 
2013-04-02 08:55:45 PM
Maybe he needed assistance finding an item...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 12:32:02 PM

Do the needful: FarkinNortherner: Could someone please explain to a confused foreigner why they sell flare guns in Walmart?

They are in the boating section. I took my boat offshore and damn sure wasn't going out without flares and a marine radio at a minimum.


Here in NY/LI if you go boating (in a vessel of 16' or greater) without distress flares, get into trouble, and call the CG or the bay constables to come help, you will be given a VERY lovely fine (and you DESERVE it, IMHO).
 
2013-04-04 11:37:41 AM
I hope the guy never visits the fission device aisle.
 
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