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(Daily Mail)   Married owners of AshleyMadison.com defend their service...well to us they do. Behind each other's backs they are using Craigslist   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2013-04-02 01:56:04 PM  
9 votes:
Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.
2013-04-02 01:55:04 PM  
5 votes:

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

FTFY

2013-04-02 02:10:02 PM  
4 votes:
Why dissapoint two women?
2013-04-02 02:02:03 PM  
3 votes:

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


20 minutes?  Are you including the drive over and the awkward conversation afterwards?
2013-04-02 01:58:24 PM  
3 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


'Trebled' is a perfectly cromulent word.
2013-04-02 01:57:19 PM  
3 votes:

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Drew?
2013-04-02 03:22:33 PM  
2 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


I flat out think that that was a very sharp comment, way off the scale..  It would only be diminished if I tried to augment it in any major or even minor way.
2013-04-02 03:17:41 PM  
2 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


Oh, I screwed that up. Should have said, "It sounds correct if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.
2013-04-02 03:10:50 PM  
2 votes:

midigod: trebled past participle, past tense of tre·ble
Verb
Make or become three times as large or numerous.


Yep.  And if you get a signal, a deble, a treble, and a homer, it's called hitting for the sickle.
2013-04-02 02:43:52 PM  
2 votes:
I find this story particularly trebling.
2013-04-02 02:26:15 PM  
2 votes:
"Despite Mrs Bederman being entirely against infidelity in a marriage, she is also the face of the company and appears on some of its billboards.

 She said that ultimately the website is a business and that by appearing on the billboard she might bring up some questions among married couples, leading to them having an open discussion about cheating."


Whatever helps you sleep at night, toots.
2013-04-02 02:12:42 PM  
2 votes:
Interesting sidebar

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2013-04-02 02:02:14 PM  
2 votes:
I'd imagine that most of their clients are prolly uggos or fat fatties, or uggofatties, pretending they are married in some lame attempt to convince someone that at one point in time someone found them farkable enough to marry.

Besides, prostitutes are so much more convenient.
2013-04-02 01:59:42 PM  
2 votes:
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.

You can always tell the people who can't get laid.
2013-04-02 01:52:25 PM  
2 votes:
It's not going to suck itself you know ....
2013-04-02 10:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
Read that a lucrative demographic for AshMad is Jewish men in Brooklyn, not Williamsburg, but a particular section known for hipster moms who nurse their kids for years, claim to be progressive, but don't put out and then wonder why their poor husbands hook up online.
2013-04-02 07:15:50 PM  
1 votes:

Willis13: AngryJailhouseFistfark: AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.

Oh, I screwed that up. Should have said, "It sounds correct if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.

Do you mean "base" or am I missing something?


Just the joke.
2013-04-02 04:32:37 PM  
1 votes:

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?


Pretend story is pretend.  There is no magical man in the sky flinging fireballs at sinners or turning fornocators into pillars of salt.

Let me guess:  Gay Marriage = Hurricanes?

Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.


Of course...because there are NO married people on any other dating site or social network.  Thanks for the alarm bells, there, Chester.
2013-04-02 03:32:50 PM  
1 votes:
Can you go on that site looking for the Girlfriend Experience (GFE®)?

THat's the one where you take her to a different and progressively nicer restaurant for 10 nights, bring her flowers, send her cards & flirty emails, take her on picnics and shopping, and then she'll fark you once, ask if you're done yet, then hang around in sweats and big slippers watching TV and sending you out for ice cream and potato chips. And could you go out with your friends tomorrow? She's having her BFF from college over to cry about her asshole boyfriend.

SO worth it.
2013-04-02 03:16:29 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.


It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.
2013-04-02 03:09:34 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.

Protip: It helps to check the dictionary before declaring a word you're unfamiliar with is a typo.


The trouble with trebles.
2013-04-02 02:51:53 PM  
1 votes:

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?



SPOILER ALERT!
2013-04-02 02:43:57 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think there's magical female genitalia out there that can make me promise to never look on the side ever again. Been honest with my female companions about this for the last 5 years, happiest 5 years of my life. Knowing that you can get some occasional side fun without threat to your great primary relationship makes said relationship even better.

That and poly FTW if you can be honest and understanding enough in return as well.
2013-04-02 02:39:47 PM  
1 votes:

nocturnal001: NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me

She could still take your dignity.  ;)


If that was my situation, I wouldn't have any dignity...

Rapmaster2000: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Unless you think you're already heading for divorce.  I wish I had cheated on my ex-wife.


I definitely wouldn't have any dignity if I had cheated on my ex-wife.  She did the cheating.  I sleep better knowing that compared to that train wreck, I did most everything right.  That means I really am better than her.  That and I don't pay her one dime, and I kept 90% of my property in the divorce.

/Yes, I have been called a Dudley Do Right before
//I had no idea what they were talking about until someone told me
2013-04-02 02:23:13 PM  
1 votes:

Cheron: There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Tsk. Those fries are to kill for.

/Food fights are more fun that bagging on a rotsky.
//Cheaters are slime.
2013-04-02 02:22:42 PM  
1 votes:

Cheron: Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Yep, the real trick is to get her to do the dishes while you sleep once you shoot your load.
2013-04-02 02:13:30 PM  
1 votes:

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


The "you're doing it wrong" comment to me means.... why are you looking at a watch or clock.  You must be doing something wrong if you are.
2013-04-02 02:11:13 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore


They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.
2013-04-02 02:08:12 PM  
1 votes:
My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.
2013-04-02 02:03:46 PM  
1 votes:

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Some people don't like to roll their skanks around in flour.
2013-04-02 02:02:09 PM  
1 votes:

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week".
2013-04-02 02:01:58 PM  
1 votes:
Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore
2013-04-02 01:59:23 PM  
1 votes:

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


citation needed
2013-04-02 01:59:20 PM  
1 votes:
Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.
2013-04-02 01:18:11 PM  
1 votes:
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.
 
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