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(Daily Mail)   Married owners of AshleyMadison.com defend their service...well to us they do. Behind each other's backs they are using Craigslist   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-04-02 01:52:12 PM  
9 votes:
I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.
2013-04-02 02:08:12 PM  
4 votes:
My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.
2013-04-02 02:07:38 PM  
4 votes:

arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.


Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.
2013-04-02 01:56:04 PM  
4 votes:
Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.
2013-04-02 03:54:23 PM  
3 votes:
I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?
2013-04-02 02:29:01 PM  
3 votes:

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.


I know a couple serial cheaters, and they seem to prefer having their affairs with other cheaters. Single people might expect you to leave your spouse, and they're more likely to expose the affair since you don't have the "well I'll tell on you too" to hold against them. So I can understand using a website that's full of other cheaters, if that's your farked up mindset.

/get a farking divorce you cowards
2013-04-02 02:08:09 PM  
3 votes:
There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.
2013-04-02 02:02:14 PM  
3 votes:
I'd imagine that most of their clients are prolly uggos or fat fatties, or uggofatties, pretending they are married in some lame attempt to convince someone that at one point in time someone found them farkable enough to marry.

Besides, prostitutes are so much more convenient.
2013-04-02 02:02:09 PM  
3 votes:

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week".
2013-04-02 01:59:20 PM  
3 votes:
Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.
2013-04-02 02:49:54 PM  
2 votes:
Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.
2013-04-02 02:43:57 PM  
2 votes:
I don't think there's magical female genitalia out there that can make me promise to never look on the side ever again. Been honest with my female companions about this for the last 5 years, happiest 5 years of my life. Knowing that you can get some occasional side fun without threat to your great primary relationship makes said relationship even better.

That and poly FTW if you can be honest and understanding enough in return as well.
2013-04-02 02:39:47 PM  
2 votes:

nocturnal001: NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me

She could still take your dignity.  ;)


If that was my situation, I wouldn't have any dignity...

Rapmaster2000: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Unless you think you're already heading for divorce.  I wish I had cheated on my ex-wife.


I definitely wouldn't have any dignity if I had cheated on my ex-wife.  She did the cheating.  I sleep better knowing that compared to that train wreck, I did most everything right.  That means I really am better than her.  That and I don't pay her one dime, and I kept 90% of my property in the divorce.

/Yes, I have been called a Dudley Do Right before
//I had no idea what they were talking about until someone told me
2013-04-02 02:10:02 PM  
2 votes:
Why dissapoint two women?
2013-04-02 10:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
Read that a lucrative demographic for AshMad is Jewish men in Brooklyn, not Williamsburg, but a particular section known for hipster moms who nurse their kids for years, claim to be progressive, but don't put out and then wonder why their poor husbands hook up online.
2013-04-02 08:18:27 PM  
1 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: thecpt: ...I didn't know trebled was a word

Neither did I until I came across it in a game a few months back. It was talking about the result if your dice roll trebled your opponents score. I thought "treble, WTF, do they mean triple?"..but it appeared several times in the rules. Had to go look it up...means exactly the same as triple.


Ffs, have none of you ever seen one of THESE?

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2013-04-02 05:01:53 PM  
1 votes:

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.


It's called "Established Men"
2013-04-02 04:32:21 PM  
1 votes:
Cymbal:

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts.  There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver.  The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible.  Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall.  Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls.  You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with.  Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.
2013-04-02 03:59:32 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users

I don't read as much scandal about POF as I do about other sites.  What's wrong with it?


if you like banging tanks, POF is fine.
2013-04-02 03:58:32 PM  
1 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?


You don't shiat where you eat, and always get out of town shooters
2013-04-02 03:45:23 PM  
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: On The Craig's List you must wade through all the fake profiles pretending to be HOT*HOT*HOT*Suburban*Housewives in Desperate Need of Your Thick Caulk RIGHT NOW! because they're actually guys looking collecting your pictures and in fact, have no vagine at all.

Now, you got your Adult Friend Finder which caters to couples as well as singles, but again, it's a mix of premium paying customers, most of whom are real, and phoney free profiles much like the one described above.

There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.


I've heard about these picture collectors, and I've always wondered... what the hell do they do with all the pictures they collect?
2013-04-02 03:32:50 PM  
1 votes:
Can you go on that site looking for the Girlfriend Experience (GFE®)?

THat's the one where you take her to a different and progressively nicer restaurant for 10 nights, bring her flowers, send her cards & flirty emails, take her on picnics and shopping, and then she'll fark you once, ask if you're done yet, then hang around in sweats and big slippers watching TV and sending you out for ice cream and potato chips. And could you go out with your friends tomorrow? She's having her BFF from college over to cry about her asshole boyfriend.

SO worth it.
2013-04-02 03:04:09 PM  
1 votes:
translation: you all just wish you had thought of ashleymadison first.
2013-04-02 02:41:11 PM  
1 votes:
www.timeslive.co.za

I'd madison it.
2013-04-02 02:22:42 PM  
1 votes:

Cheron: Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Yep, the real trick is to get her to do the dishes while you sleep once you shoot your load.
2013-04-02 02:20:05 PM  
1 votes:

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.
2013-04-02 02:18:57 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


Perhaps, but that aint' it.
2013-04-02 02:17:34 PM  
1 votes:

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.


Or single women looking for sugar daddies - thinking married men desperate for strange will pay the check, buy stuff, etc.
2013-04-02 02:13:30 PM  
1 votes:

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


The "you're doing it wrong" comment to me means.... why are you looking at a watch or clock.  You must be doing something wrong if you are.
2013-04-02 02:11:13 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore


They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.
2013-04-02 02:06:29 PM  
1 votes:
You're going to get caught.  Period.
2013-04-02 01:59:42 PM  
1 votes:
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.

You can always tell the people who can't get laid.
2013-04-02 01:58:24 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


'Trebled' is a perfectly cromulent word.
2013-04-02 01:57:07 PM  
1 votes:
I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.
 
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