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2013-04-02 01:18:11 PM
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.
 
2013-04-02 01:52:12 PM
I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.
 
2013-04-02 01:52:25 PM
It's not going to suck itself you know ....
 
2013-04-02 01:55:04 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

FTFY

 
2013-04-02 01:56:04 PM
Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.
 
2013-04-02 01:56:40 PM

Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-02 01:57:07 PM
I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.
 
2013-04-02 01:57:19 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Drew?
 
2013-04-02 01:57:20 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Standards?
 
2013-04-02 01:58:24 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


'Trebled' is a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2013-04-02 01:59:20 PM
Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.
 
2013-04-02 01:59:23 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


citation needed
 
2013-04-02 01:59:42 PM
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.

You can always tell the people who can't get laid.
 
2013-04-02 01:59:51 PM
Why is it called Ashley Madison?
 
2013-04-02 02:01:50 PM

squegeebooo: Why is it called Ashley Madison?


Dunno, but I was a big fan of Zingers as a kid.
 
2013-04-02 02:01:58 PM
Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore
 
2013-04-02 02:02:03 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


20 minutes?  Are you including the drive over and the awkward conversation afterwards?
 
2013-04-02 02:02:09 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week".
 
2013-04-02 02:02:14 PM
I'd imagine that most of their clients are prolly uggos or fat fatties, or uggofatties, pretending they are married in some lame attempt to convince someone that at one point in time someone found them farkable enough to marry.

Besides, prostitutes are so much more convenient.
 
2013-04-02 02:03:46 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Some people don't like to roll their skanks around in flour.
 
2013-04-02 02:03:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


But a Middle English word is not one of them.
 
2013-04-02 02:04:53 PM
kiwimoogle84: " also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week."

rotsky?
 
2013-04-02 02:05:03 PM

ShawnDoc: awkward conversation afterwards?


Why would you talk to them afterwards?
 
2013-04-02 02:06:17 PM
My mistake. I was sure they meant to say tripled, and failed with lazy writing. Once I thought about it, you're correct. It's a knee jerk reaction here.
 
2013-04-02 02:06:29 PM
You're going to get caught.  Period.
 
2013-04-02 02:06:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


So what you're trying to tell us is that you have never read above the fifth-grade level. Got it.
 
2013-04-02 02:07:38 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.


Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.
 
2013-04-02 02:08:09 PM
There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.
 
2013-04-02 02:08:12 PM
My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.
 
2013-04-02 02:08:20 PM
I love the people saying, "20 minutes"? You're doing it wrong LOL

Uh huh. Pretty dead give away.... But thanks for outing yourself.
 
2013-04-02 02:10:02 PM
Why dissapoint two women?
 
2013-04-02 02:10:55 PM

ShawnDoc: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

20 minutes?  Are you including the drive over and the awkward conversation afterwards?


If you werent already tagged up you would have gotten sponsored right there. You made me larf salad bits onto my keyboard.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:13 PM

doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore


They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:26 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: ShawnDoc: awkward conversation afterwards?

Why would you talk to them afterwards?


Inadvertent queefing most likely sparked the post-coital conversation, depending on how much air you jammed up in there.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:29 PM
That Mitt Romney billboard ad is hilarious. I must've missed it in this latest election derp.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:44 PM
I'll sign up and just say I am married... free pootytang!
 
2013-04-02 02:12:25 PM

Cluckity: arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.

Drew?


Kwame?
 
2013-04-02 02:12:42 PM
Interesting sidebar

wttg.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-04-02 02:13:10 PM
the only thing i dont like are their annoying radio commercials.
 
2013-04-02 02:13:30 PM

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


The "you're doing it wrong" comment to me means.... why are you looking at a watch or clock.  You must be doing something wrong if you are.
 
2013-04-02 02:14:22 PM
She said that she and her husband have a monogamous relationship and that she would be devastated if he cheated on her.

Anal. She gives up anal.
 
2013-04-02 02:14:44 PM
Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore

They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.
 
2013-04-02 02:15:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


You and your generation are the worst.
 
2013-04-02 02:15:34 PM

squegeebooo: Why is it called Ashley Madison?


Something about those two names being the most popular baby names some particular year.
 
2013-04-02 02:17:23 PM

nocturnal001: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks since I'm now living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week anyway".


FTFY
 
2013-04-02 02:17:34 PM

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.


Or single women looking for sugar daddies - thinking married men desperate for strange will pay the check, buy stuff, etc.
 
2013-04-02 02:17:39 PM

Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.


What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me
 
2013-04-02 02:18:01 PM

Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


There is more than just the old in-n-out.
 
2013-04-02 02:18:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


Perhaps, but that aint' it.
 
2013-04-02 02:20:05 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.
 
2013-04-02 02:20:44 PM

ringersol: kiwimoogle84: " also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week."

rotsky?


A meme is born.
 
2013-04-02 02:21:00 PM

Sapper_Topo: being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


Twopumpchumpsaywhat?
 
2013-04-02 02:22:42 PM

Cheron: Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Yep, the real trick is to get her to do the dishes while you sleep once you shoot your load.
 
2013-04-02 02:23:13 PM

Cheron: There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Tsk. Those fries are to kill for.

/Food fights are more fun that bagging on a rotsky.
//Cheaters are slime.
 
2013-04-02 02:24:10 PM
Sounds like they just profit off of other peoples desires. Nothing wrong with that, I would own a 90m dollar site if I could too. Even if it wasn't something I did as long as it was legal.  Also this seems to mostly be women using it, which is interesting.

Sapper_Topo: I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


Most of the time that is true, but man I've had some girls that just wanted to keep going. Granted there was booze and such involved. Good times good times. I wish I was 20 whatever again sometimes.
 
2013-04-02 02:25:14 PM

StillInFayettestan: You're going to get caught.  Period.


It's much more of a question mark than a period, despite what some tell themselves.
 
2013-04-02 02:25:34 PM
AshMad's days are over, anyway.    Several years ago there were a decent fraction of real ladies looking to set up real arrangements... and although it was always a magnet for working girls too, the site admins at least seemed to chase them away.  Nowadays it is infested with skanky twentysomethings with "sugarbaby" openly worked into their user names, and the report-this-user link just leads to a generic FAQ page.

Or so I hear.  I haven't heard what's taken AshMad's place, though.
 
2013-04-02 02:26:15 PM
"Despite Mrs Bederman being entirely against infidelity in a marriage, she is also the face of the company and appears on some of its billboards.

 She said that ultimately the website is a business and that by appearing on the billboard she might bring up some questions among married couples, leading to them having an open discussion about cheating."


Whatever helps you sleep at night, toots.
 
2013-04-02 02:26:36 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Last time that happened I woke up with a knife at my throat
 
2013-04-02 02:26:48 PM
$90 million seems like a sufficient defense.
 
2013-04-02 02:26:53 PM

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


Sigh, and my wife wonders why it takes me so long to get her off...
 
2013-04-02 02:26:53 PM

stonicus: I'll sign up and just say I am married... free pootytang!


This is hardly an original idea. You might want to check out some of the male profiles on that site and see if you can compete.

BTW, only about 10% of the people on that site actually have an affair. Most men and women are "playing" at it. It adds drama and excitement to their life. It makes them feel like they still "got it".

/no, I've never been a member
//don't ask me how I know.
 
2013-04-02 02:27:38 PM

John Napkintosh: Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.


Like selling caskets in Bhopal?

0-o
 
2013-04-02 02:28:04 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts opportunity to cheat on my wife. .


Now that I'm in my 40's, that seems to be more apropos.
 
2013-04-02 02:28:21 PM

Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.


Well never marry or cheat after married anything that isnt totally worth half your shiat(plus possible child support and alimony)
 
2013-04-02 02:29:01 PM

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.


I know a couple serial cheaters, and they seem to prefer having their affairs with other cheaters. Single people might expect you to leave your spouse, and they're more likely to expose the affair since you don't have the "well I'll tell on you too" to hold against them. So I can understand using a website that's full of other cheaters, if that's your farked up mindset.

/get a farking divorce you cowards
 
2013-04-02 02:32:10 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me


She could still take your dignity.  ;)
 
2013-04-02 02:32:24 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.


Good for you.
 
2013-04-02 02:33:21 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Unless you think you're already heading for divorce.  I wish I had cheated on my ex-wife.
 
2013-04-02 02:39:47 PM

nocturnal001: NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me

She could still take your dignity.  ;)


If that was my situation, I wouldn't have any dignity...

Rapmaster2000: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Unless you think you're already heading for divorce.  I wish I had cheated on my ex-wife.


I definitely wouldn't have any dignity if I had cheated on my ex-wife.  She did the cheating.  I sleep better knowing that compared to that train wreck, I did most everything right.  That means I really am better than her.  That and I don't pay her one dime, and I kept 90% of my property in the divorce.

/Yes, I have been called a Dudley Do Right before
//I had no idea what they were talking about until someone told me
 
2013-04-02 02:40:19 PM

mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.


Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.
 
2013-04-02 02:41:11 PM
www.timeslive.co.za

I'd madison it.
 
2013-04-02 02:43:52 PM
I find this story particularly trebling.
 
2013-04-02 02:43:57 PM
I don't think there's magical female genitalia out there that can make me promise to never look on the side ever again. Been honest with my female companions about this for the last 5 years, happiest 5 years of my life. Knowing that you can get some occasional side fun without threat to your great primary relationship makes said relationship even better.

That and poly FTW if you can be honest and understanding enough in return as well.
 
2013-04-02 02:44:09 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.


Thats a silly thing to say, but I still find it a funny expression

Having said that, I've never had a desire to cheat on my wife.  We've been married 16 years now, together 22.  And although I can look at another woman and find her attractive, I've never been the type or had the desire to actually want anything from the other woman....
 
2013-04-02 02:48:31 PM
Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.
 
2013-04-02 02:49:17 PM

buntz: BarkingUnicorn: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Thats a silly thing to say, but I still find it a funny expression

Having said that, I've never had a desire to cheat on my wife.  We've been married 16 years now, together 22.  And although I can look at another woman and find her attractive, I've never been the type or had the desire to actually want anything from the other woman....


"Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another." H. L. Mencken, who was happily married at the time.

Still, a deal's a deal.  I never considered breaking mine as long as it lasted.
 
2013-04-02 02:49:54 PM
Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.
 
2013-04-02 02:51:37 PM

funk_soul_bubby: I find this story particularly trebling.


www.edupics.com
 
2013-04-02 02:51:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


Protip: It helps to check the dictionary before declaring a word you're unfamiliar with is a typo.
 
2013-04-02 02:51:53 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?



SPOILER ALERT!
 
2013-04-02 02:52:20 PM

Sapper_Topo: Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours.


If that's the extent of your method, you are most certainly doing it wrong.

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.  (Agree)

If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle (Disagree).


They're not usually looking for a quick roll in the hay, they want to want the guy.  It's more often a different form of dating, w/o the dinner and gift expenses.
 
2013-04-02 02:53:45 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.


No, but I know how Harry Potter ended.. same thing right?
 
2013-04-02 02:53:46 PM

nocturnal001: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week".


More generally, asking yourself "Would I regret doing this 10 years from now, or regret NOT doing this 10 years from now?" is a pretty good way to go through life.
 
2013-04-02 02:55:23 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.


Pride is concern for what you think of yourself.  Vanity is concern for what others (including God) think of you.
 
2013-04-02 02:56:13 PM

Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.


So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.
 
2013-04-02 03:03:52 PM

kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.


Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users
 
2013-04-02 03:04:09 PM
translation: you all just wish you had thought of ashleymadison first.
 
2013-04-02 03:05:15 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.


When the fark did Fark get all farking prudish up in this biatch. I leave and come back after a few years and its like you guys have had your balls busted to powder.

By this time, this thread would have already been in threat of being pulled from the racy pics, nasty talk, and general craziness.
 
2013-04-02 03:06:25 PM
Yeah, I remember the old times too.
 
2013-04-02 03:06:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.



trebled past participle, past tense of tre·ble
Verb
Make or become three times as large or numerous.
 
2013-04-02 03:08:20 PM

monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users


not for couples
 
2013-04-02 03:09:34 PM

ciberido: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.

Protip: It helps to check the dictionary before declaring a word you're unfamiliar with is a typo.


The trouble with trebles.
 
2013-04-02 03:10:50 PM

midigod: trebled past participle, past tense of tre·ble
Verb
Make or become three times as large or numerous.


Yep.  And if you get a signal, a deble, a treble, and a homer, it's called hitting for the sickle.
 
2013-04-02 03:10:59 PM

John Napkintosh: Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.


For what it's worth, these folks are Canadian.
 
2013-04-02 03:11:16 PM

monoski: Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users


Farking spam.
I'd always parsed plentyoffish.com as "plenty offish" ...

/but lately it's become "plenty o' ffish."
 
2013-04-02 03:11:18 PM

kvinesknows: not for couples


There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.
 
2013-04-02 03:12:51 PM
What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.


Got what? Persecution complex?
In his scenario, the guys would be "whores" too. They just don't mind the implication.
 
2013-04-02 03:13:29 PM

BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.


Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?
 
2013-04-02 03:16:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.


It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.
 
2013-04-02 03:17:41 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


Oh, I screwed that up. Should have said, "It sounds correct if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.
 
2013-04-02 03:22:33 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


I flat out think that that was a very sharp comment, way off the scale..  It would only be diminished if I tried to augment it in any major or even minor way.
 
2013-04-02 03:22:57 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


Wow, that is Plenty of Fish!
 
2013-04-02 03:25:44 PM
so, whores.
 
2013-04-02 03:26:04 PM

Fade2black: doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore

They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.


www.biography.com

Who are you calling a girl?
 
2013-04-02 03:27:18 PM

Cheron: Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

There is more than just the old in-n-out.


There's also the immortal Ludwig Van, oh my brothers.
 
2013-04-02 03:30:03 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


The correct term is "timesed by three".
 
2013-04-02 03:31:07 PM
Isn't pof.com a cheaper and easier site for such things?
 
2013-04-02 03:32:38 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me


In that situation, you're good to go.  With anyone you can find that will have somebody like you!  You're probably not going to be worth half of everything she has!

But your scenario isn't valid.  If you're walking to McD's for work, you don't need to get your clothes from Salvation Army - McD provides a uniform.  And you can eat one meal there per shift so work more and eat large.  On second thought, there are probably a lot of women who would figure you to be quite a catch.
 
2013-04-02 03:32:50 PM
Can you go on that site looking for the Girlfriend Experience (GFE®)?

THat's the one where you take her to a different and progressively nicer restaurant for 10 nights, bring her flowers, send her cards & flirty emails, take her on picnics and shopping, and then she'll fark you once, ask if you're done yet, then hang around in sweats and big slippers watching TV and sending you out for ice cream and potato chips. And could you go out with your friends tomorrow? She's having her BFF from college over to cry about her asshole boyfriend.

SO worth it.
 
2013-04-02 03:37:47 PM
On The Craig's List you must wade through all the fake profiles pretending to be HOT*HOT*HOT*Suburban*Housewives in Desperate Need of Your Thick Caulk RIGHT NOW! because they're actually guys looking collecting your pictures and in fact, have no vagine at all.

Now, you got your Adult Friend Finder which caters to couples as well as singles, but again, it's a mix of premium paying customers, most of whom are real, and phoney free profiles much like the one described above.

There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.
 
2013-04-02 03:40:55 PM
Oh them. I made a purposely obscene account there one night and got responses. I couldn't believe it.

No, there are no "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me but" stories.
 
2013-04-02 03:41:07 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.


If true love is a bisexual wife who can't live without the occasional poon, then friend I have found that true love
 
2013-04-02 03:42:41 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?


Then what you do is own it. Act like that's exactly where you want to be in life. It'll start reigning ladies, but you have to own it. Nothing turns on a woman like a self-assured cat who doesn't need her.
 
2013-04-02 03:42:57 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Ironically, this comment is TF Sponsorship worthy.
 
2013-04-02 03:45:23 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: On The Craig's List you must wade through all the fake profiles pretending to be HOT*HOT*HOT*Suburban*Housewives in Desperate Need of Your Thick Caulk RIGHT NOW! because they're actually guys looking collecting your pictures and in fact, have no vagine at all.

Now, you got your Adult Friend Finder which caters to couples as well as singles, but again, it's a mix of premium paying customers, most of whom are real, and phoney free profiles much like the one described above.

There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.


I've heard about these picture collectors, and I've always wondered... what the hell do they do with all the pictures they collect?
 
2013-04-02 03:46:05 PM

monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users


I don't read as much scandal about POF as I do about other sites.  What's wrong with it?
 
2013-04-02 03:46:23 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: AngryJailhouseFistfark: There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.

If true love is a bisexual wife who can't live without the occasional poon, then friend I have found that true love


This brings me joy.
 
2013-04-02 03:46:53 PM

AntonChigger: BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?


She wasn't into anal.
 
2013-04-02 03:46:54 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.


shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.
 
2013-04-02 03:49:46 PM

BarkingUnicorn: AntonChigger: BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.


Ok, I admit i chuckled.
 
2013-04-02 03:51:38 PM

AntonChigger: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story? Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.

Ok, I admit i chuckled.


Couldn't have done it without you, bro! :-)
 
2013-04-02 03:52:14 PM

ciberido: Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.


All women aren't registered at that website.
 
2013-04-02 03:53:48 PM

Fade2black: doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore

They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.


WRONG.

Why is it called ashleymadison.com?

opp.com must have been taken.
 
2013-04-02 03:54:23 PM
I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?
 
2013-04-02 03:57:44 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?


yeah...  cause going after men in the neighbourhood is a smart idea and she wont get caught at all.
 
2013-04-02 03:57:53 PM

kvinesknows: shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.


Not all, some are extraordinarily nice actually and like any random group of people yes you will have a few troglodytes and of course there is going to be the oddball every now and then.

I was at one, and there was this scorching brunette in a crotchless lingerie get up literally going from guy to guy in the place just sucking people off. Like she was literally just domino style going from one to the next to the next. I sat and watched her just one by one suck off like thirty guys in a row over the course of a few hours. She then goes to the locker room, gets dressed in street wear and just leaves the club.

Its like someone stopped her on the street that night, told her to go suck a bag of dicks, so she showed up that night.
 
2013-04-02 03:58:32 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?


You don't shiat where you eat, and always get out of town shooters
 
2013-04-02 03:58:56 PM

REO-Weedwagon: NumberFiveIsAlive: What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

Then what you do is own it. Act like that's exactly where you want to be in life. It'll start reigning ladies, but you have to own it. Nothing turns on a woman like a self-assured cat who doesn't need her.


sofa king true.
 
2013-04-02 03:59:32 PM

BarkingUnicorn: monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users

I don't read as much scandal about POF as I do about other sites.  What's wrong with it?


if you like banging tanks, POF is fine.
 
2013-04-02 03:59:46 PM

BarkingUnicorn: AntonChigger: BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.


You sure? Or were you just light on the Benjamins at that point of the night?
 
2013-04-02 04:02:10 PM
Lame that they would use Romney who never cheated on his taxes instead of Rangel or Geitner.
 
2013-04-02 04:02:12 PM

zyrian: I don't think there's magical female genitalia out there that can make me promise to never look on the side ever again. Been honest with my female companions about this for the last 5 years, happiest 5 years of my life. Knowing that you can get some occasional side fun without threat to your great primary relationship makes said relationship even better.

That and poly FTW if you can be honest and understanding enough in return as well.


Right there with you.

My wife is fine with me having a secondary and we are both happier for it.
 
2013-04-02 04:05:31 PM

Cymbal: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story? Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.

You sure? Or were you just light on the Benjamins at that point of the night?


Didn't need money because I didn't fark her at work.  We went to her place when her shift ended.
 
2013-04-02 04:07:06 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Lame that they would use Romney who never cheated on his taxes instead of Rangel or Geitner.


Yeah what he did was far worse.

Rich people don't have to cheat on their taxes, they just have their lawyers and accountants exploit loopholes.
 
2013-04-02 04:08:02 PM
#monopeoppleproblems
 
2013-04-02 04:10:30 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else notice the lack of responses from Farkettes in this thread...

/Just sayin
 
2013-04-02 04:16:44 PM
It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.
 
2013-04-02 04:17:30 PM

Molavian: arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.

Standards?


Very low, thankfully.
 
2013-04-02 04:18:32 PM

God--: Is it just me or does anyone else notice the lack of responses from Farkettes in this thread...

/Just sayin


Well I can only assume that most are working on a pole somewhere.

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.
 
2013-04-02 04:25:02 PM

kvinesknows: MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.

shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.


Back in my wild days, I had good luck with SwingLifeStyle.com. met some good folks and the price was reasonable. At the time it was funxtional but limited for free members too. Hell, I'm still friends with a lady I met through there even after we both got divorced.

/Yeah, on that note: not a single couple I met in the lifestyle is still together 5 years later. YMMV

//Anyone else notice that amateur porn is always datestamped prior to 2007 when digital pix and social media came of age? Those were the days..
 
2013-04-02 04:28:03 PM

Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.


Just one murder would still put them way behind Match and especially Craigslist.
 
2013-04-02 04:28:34 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Are you sure your wife isn't interested in some of her own strange now and then? Maybe you just need to talk to her about an arrangement.
 
2013-04-02 04:28:49 PM

Third Leg: Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

I know a couple serial cheaters, and they seem to prefer having their affairs with other cheaters. Single people might expect you to leave your spouse, and they're more likely to expose the affair since you don't have the "well I'll tell on you too" to hold against them. So I can understand using a website that's full of other cheaters, if that's your farked up mindset.

/get a farking divorce you cowards


Well, that's probably the 20% real profiles then. ;) But I still hold to my previous argument.
 
2013-04-02 04:28:54 PM

TelemonianAjax: kvinesknows: MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.

shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.

Back in my wild days, I had good luck with SwingLifeStyle.com. met some good folks and the price was reasonable. At the time it was funxtional but limited for free members too. Hell, I'm still friends with a lady I met through there even after we both got divorced.

/Yeah, on that note: not a single couple I met in the lifestyle is still together 5 years later. YMMV

//Anyone else notice that amateur porn is always datestamped prior to 2007 when digital pix and social media came of age? Those were the days..


HAH!  used that site.. its still good!
5 years eh?  wooohooo/// 3 more to go!
 
2013-04-02 04:31:44 PM

kvinesknows: yeah...  cause going after men in the neighbourhood is a smart idea and she wont get caught at all.


Ah.  The ol' 'no one's ever been caught on the internet' routine.  Your wife has checked your emails 3 times this week.

MyKingdomForYourHorse: You don't shiat where you eat, and always get out of town shooters



I'm on the "don't cheat at all" team.  But my point was that going on the internet seems excessive when just going out locally would be more convenient.  I suppose the "dating" pool is larger and more diverse on the webz.
 
2013-04-02 04:32:00 PM

ciberido: Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.


Prove me wrong children, prove me wrong!
 
2013-04-02 04:32:21 PM
Cymbal:

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts.  There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver.  The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible.  Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall.  Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls.  You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with.  Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.
 
2013-04-02 04:32:37 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?


Pretend story is pretend.  There is no magical man in the sky flinging fireballs at sinners or turning fornocators into pillars of salt.

Let me guess:  Gay Marriage = Hurricanes?

Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.


Of course...because there are NO married people on any other dating site or social network.  Thanks for the alarm bells, there, Chester.
 
2013-04-02 04:33:09 PM

worlddan: stonicus: I'll sign up and just say I am married... free pootytang!

This is hardly an original idea. You might want to check out some of the male profiles on that site and see if you can compete.

BTW, only about 10% of the people on that site actually have an affair. Most men and women are "playing" at it. It adds drama and excitement to their life. It makes them feel like they still "got it".

/no, I've never been a member
//don't ask me how I know.


How do you know?
 
2013-04-02 04:35:35 PM

miscreant: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Are you sure your wife isn't interested in some of her own strange now and then? Maybe you just need to talk to her about an arrangement.


Or maybe he could invite her play Russian Roulette, if his balls are that big.
 
2013-04-02 04:36:52 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal:

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts.  There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver.  The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible.  Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall.  Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls.  You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with.  Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.


I've had the opposite experience, but I'm sure it really just depends on the quality of the club. Upscale joints for sure would still have some great girls in the afternoon shift.
 
2013-04-02 04:52:42 PM
Infidelity shows a lack of self-control... I had at least a half dozen times I could have cheated on my now current EX but didn't. One night in particular, this reasonably attractive woman was talking about how she likes to do yoga and how she practices her kegel exercises daily. Then she tried going in for a kiss and I was taken aback and told her as much as I'd like to fool around, I had a girlfriend...
 
2013-04-02 04:55:51 PM

Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal:

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts.  There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver.  The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible.  Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall.  Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls.  You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with.  Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.

I've had the opposite experience, but I'm sure it really just depends on the quality of the club. Upscale joints for sure would still have some great girls in the afternoon shift.


For sure.  That's why I specified Denver instead of generalizing.  The Diamond Cabaret, Penthouse Club, and Shotgun Willie's are top-shelf and always well stocked in the afternoons.  PT's Showclub when I wanted tattooed hotness and a sure thing when I left.  Don't have much experience on the north end of town but I had good luck at the Players' Club up on Federal Ave.; more of a neighborhood bar with naked girls than a strip club.

La Boheme gave me the creeps; staff of Mafia enforcers and girls from Kink dot com.  PT's Centerfold is all-nude but steeped in tragedy.  Dandy Dan's is a day-laborer's long shot, but it can pay off handsomely if you tip $2 instead of $1. The infamous Saturday's and the Paper Tiger (now Maxim's) are where strippers go to die and their rotting corpses continue to writhe on stage like decapitated snakes.
 
2013-04-02 04:57:43 PM

Mr.Poops: Infidelity shows a lack of self-control... I had at least a half dozen times I could have cheated on my now current EX but didn't. One night in particular, this reasonably attractive woman was talking about how she likes to do yoga and how she practices her kegel exercises daily. Then she tried going in for a kiss and I was taken aback and told her as much as I'd like to fool around, I had a girlfriend...


You have to be faithful to your girlfriends too? Holy shiat! What's the point of getting married then?
 
2013-04-02 04:57:49 PM
You all type too much like anyone cares.

 Bederman is god.
 
2013-04-02 04:58:29 PM
...I didn't know trebled was a word
 
2013-04-02 05:01:53 PM

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.


It's called "Established Men"
 
2013-04-02 05:03:45 PM

Cymbal: Mr.Poops: Infidelity shows a lack of self-control... I had at least a half dozen times I could have cheated on my now current EX but didn't. One night in particular, this reasonably attractive woman was talking about how she likes to do yoga and how she practices her kegel exercises daily. Then she tried going in for a kiss and I was taken aback and told her as much as I'd like to fool around, I had a girlfriend...

You have to be faithful to your girlfriends too? Holy shiat! What's the point of getting married then?


You're not the first to ask that question. Matt 19:10 - "His disciples said unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry."
 
2013-04-02 05:05:13 PM
I have never been to a strip club during daylight hours. I'll have to do that sometime. It's been so long since a good stripper bender.
 
2013-04-02 05:05:32 PM

kvinesknows: Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?

yeah...  cause going after men in the neighbourhood is a smart idea and she wont get caught at all.


They could always travel to a different neighborhood and then look left and right a few times.
 
2013-04-02 05:05:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal:

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts.  There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver.  The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible.  Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall.  Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls.  You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with.  Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.

I've had the opposite experience, but I'm sure it really just depends on the quality of the club. Upscale joints for sure would still have some great girls in the afternoon shift.

For sure.  That's why I specified Denver instead of generalizing.  The Diamond Cabaret, Penthouse Club, and Shotgun Willie's are top-shelf and always well stocked in the afternoons.  PT's Showclub when I wanted tattooed hotness and a sure thing when I left.  Don't have much experience on the north end of town but I had good luck at the Players' Club up on Federal Ave.; more of a neighborhood bar with naked girls than a strip club.

La Boheme gave me the creeps; staff of Mafia enforcers and girls from Kink dot com.  PT's Centerfold is all-nude but steeped in tragedy.  Dandy Dan's is a day-laborer's long shot, but it can pay off handsomely if you tip $2 instead of $1. The infamous Saturday's and the Paper Tiger (now Maxim's) are where strippers go to die and their rotting corpses continue to writhe on stage like decapitated snakes.


Nice.

Yeah, Denver is a much healthier city overall than places I've lived: Memphis, Cleveland, San Antonio, Cincinnati, which are all pretty much fat fark central. So the girls don't have to look good, they just have to take their clothes off, which some can't even do(thanks GOP!).
 
2013-04-02 05:07:07 PM

Cymbal: tenpoundsofcheese: Lame that they would use Romney who never cheated on his taxes instead of Rangel or Geitner.

Yeah what he did was far worse.

Rich people don't have to cheat on their taxes, they just have their lawyers and accountants exploit loopholes

obey tax laws.

FTFY  Any "loophole" is just written law.  Don't get pissy when people follow it. Rangel clearly did not and Geitners story was weak.
 
2013-04-02 05:26:01 PM
The guys who insist that all women want is money are the guys who offer nothing else.  They may have something else to offer, but they're afraid it will be rejected.  Money is just "fun tickets."

Dude, she didn't dump you because you ran out of money.  She dumped you because you stopped making her laugh.  I have been homeless and poor, sleeping in the woods, and still scored with goddesses who I made laugh. (No, I didn't move in and leech off them. I was homeless and poor by choice.)

"You're the most interesting homeless person I've ever met," said one of my goddesses.  To be interesting, talk about what interests her.  Ask what it is before you start talking. Be prepared to talk about anything.

Kindness is the number one trait that people desire in a mate, worldwide.  Nothing gets a woman's juices flowing like seeing a man do something nice for someone who can do him absolutely no good.

You now know everything you need to escape your miserable life.
 
2013-04-02 05:26:17 PM
I heard that this girl found another homeschooled guy on AshleyMadison.com

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-02 05:29:36 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: I have never been to a strip club during daylight hours. I'll have to do that sometime. It's been so long since a good stripper bender.


Show up about two hours after opening, there are always stragglers and you want to give them a little time for the despair to start setting in.  Then hope really springs when the front door opens.
 
2013-04-02 05:36:03 PM

Cymbal: Yeah, Denver is a much healthier city overall than places I've lived: Memphis, Cleveland, San Antonio, Cincinnati, which are all pretty much fat fark central. So the girls don't have to look good, they just have to take their clothes off, which some can't even do(thanks GOP!).


Ugly fat farks aren't allowed to take their clothes off in strip clubs.  Sounds like a good law. :-)  There does seem to be a correlation between hotness of the local population and looseness of such laws.  The system works!
 
2013-04-02 05:52:57 PM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.

'Trebled' is a perfectly cromulent word.


Yes indeed, it embiggens us all
 
2013-04-02 06:00:45 PM

Wolf892: ciberido: Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.

Prove me wrong children, prove me wrong!



Well, nobody's ever paid ME for sex, so there!
 
2013-04-02 06:02:22 PM

Highroller48: p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?

Pretend story is pretend.  There is no magical man in the sky flinging fireballs at sinners or turning fornocators into pillars of salt.

Let me guess:  Gay Marriage = Hurricanes?



Well, I've been told that gay men get VERY enthusiastic when it comes to oral sex, but I'm not sure I will go so far as to describe it as "a hurricane."
 
2013-04-02 06:05:47 PM
I'm not sure whether I would go for this screwing around on my wife.  Someone make me an offer and I will decide.

Or perhaps we could just cut to the finish and give my wife an axe before bed tonight.
 
2013-04-02 06:09:51 PM

Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.


People being people, there probably already has been.

It's only a matter of time till there's a country song about a murder that gets linked back to this website.
 
2013-04-02 06:10:17 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.

Oh, I screwed that up. Should have said, "It sounds correct if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


Do you mean "base" or am I missing something?
 
2013-04-02 06:18:51 PM

Milk D: I heard that this girl found another homeschooled guy on AshleyMadison.com

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 200x252]


I remember her from a couple years back. I know everyone exagerated her mouth, but i thought and still do, think she is great looking

That is a cautionary tale to never post pix of your wife. I think my wife is beautiful, but I'm afraid of what you savages would say to ever post
 
2013-04-02 06:20:01 PM

Temporarily Qualmless: Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.

People being people, there probably already has been.

It's only a matter of time till there's a country song about a murder that gets linked back to this website.


Ta-Da!
 
2013-04-02 07:15:50 PM

Willis13: AngryJailhouseFistfark: AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.

Oh, I screwed that up. Should have said, "It sounds correct if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.

Do you mean "base" or am I missing something?


Just the joke.
 
2013-04-02 07:27:07 PM
The one thing I've always thought was good about that website is that they are certainly hooking up people that belong with each other.
 
2013-04-02 07:46:25 PM

thecpt: ...I didn't know trebled was a word


Neither did I until I came across it in a game a few months back. It was talking about the result if your dice roll trebled your opponents score. I thought "treble, WTF, do they mean triple?"..but it appeared several times in the rules. Had to go look it up...means exactly the same as triple.
 
2013-04-02 08:18:27 PM

Sultan Of Herf: thecpt: ...I didn't know trebled was a word

Neither did I until I came across it in a game a few months back. It was talking about the result if your dice roll trebled your opponents score. I thought "treble, WTF, do they mean triple?"..but it appeared several times in the rules. Had to go look it up...means exactly the same as triple.


Ffs, have none of you ever seen one of THESE?

redrockstore.com
 
2013-04-02 09:05:35 PM
FTA: "Mr. Biderman said that in the last three years, their business has trebled the number of users - and that most are women."

Yeah, right. Just like most are women in the "Casual Encounters" section on CL.
 
2013-04-02 09:36:17 PM
"Cheating whore seeks NSA. You must host since hubby is not down with this, but might watch the videos later."
 
2013-04-02 10:03:35 PM

Tumunga: FTA: "Mr. Biderman said that in the last three years, their business has trebled the number of users - and that most are women."

Yeah, right. Just like most are women in the "Casual Encounters" section on CL.


If you believe, action is possible.  If you do not believe, no action will be taken.
 
2013-04-02 10:14:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal:


For sure.  That's why I specified Denver instead of generalizing.  The Diamond Cabaret, Penthouse Club, and
...
La Boheme gave me the creeps; staff of Mafia enforcers and girls from Kink dot com...


But kink.com is in San Francisco, not Denver.  It's kind of a low-grade scandal, since they bought the Armory building.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:42 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


Yeah, and what is with the word doubled? WTF is wrong with the word twopled, stupid over complex language spoken by posh people who think they is better than me because they know words mean stuff.
 
2013-04-02 10:33:58 PM
Read that a lucrative demographic for AshMad is Jewish men in Brooklyn, not Williamsburg, but a particular section known for hipster moms who nurse their kids for years, claim to be progressive, but don't put out and then wonder why their poor husbands hook up online.
 
2013-04-02 10:48:46 PM

kvinesknows: TelemonianAjax: kvinesknows: MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.

shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.

Back in my wild days, I had good luck with SwingLifeStyle.com. met some good folks and the price was reasonable. At the time it was funxtional but limited for free members too. Hell, I'm still friends with a lady I met through there even after we both got divorced.

/Yeah, on that note: not a single couple I met in the lifestyle is still together 5 years later. YMMV

//Anyone else notice that amateur porn is always datestamped prior to 2007 when digital pix and social media came of age? Those were the days..

HAH!  used that site.. its still good!
5 years eh?  wooohooo/// 3 more to go!


We have been married ten years and in the lifestyle since before we got together. It has been great for us. But, I always tell people the same thing.

It's not for everyone.

/Have seen plenty of drama
 
2013-04-02 11:51:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


The Daily Fail uses British English for some weird reason.
 
2013-04-02 11:52:13 PM

noitsnot: BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal:


For sure.  That's why I specified Denver instead of generalizing.  The Diamond Cabaret, Penthouse Club, and
...
La Boheme gave me the creeps; staff of Mafia enforcers and girls from Kink dot com...

But kink.com is in San Francisco, not Denver.  It's kind of a low-grade scandal, since they bought the Armory building.


Its grade was raised in February when the CEO was busted with coke in the shooting range in the basement dungeon.
 
2013-04-02 11:53:43 PM

Bucky Katt: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.

The Daily Fail uses British English for some weird reason.


Don't they know their  only readers are American Farkers and a smattering of Canadian Redditors?
 
2013-04-02 11:55:58 PM

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


I think he was suggesting that you're more of a minute man.
 
2013-04-03 09:18:27 AM

Bucky Katt: The Daily Fail uses British English for some weird reason.


i always assumed that it was because they are a British publication.
 
2013-04-03 10:26:29 AM

Crewmannumber6: Bucky Katt: The Daily Fail uses British English for some weird reason.

i always assumed that it was because they are a British publication.


www.technovelgy.com
looks like you might find this 'really' useful.
 
2013-04-03 11:20:06 AM

AntonChigger: Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

Sigh, and my wife wonders why it takes me so long to get her off...

---
And my wife wonders why it takes me so long to get off her...
 
2013-04-03 11:26:18 AM

Zatx: The "you're doing it wrong" comment to me means.... why are you looking at a watch or clock. You must be doing something wrong if you are.


I set a timer. The chocolate lava cake is ready in 20 minutes and I like to end things with a tasty treat for her.
 
2013-04-04 12:09:08 PM

treesloth: The correct term is "timesed by three".


I get that crap from my college students. They also "axe" me questions. And give me blank stares when I say things like "numerator." Ya know, maybe a major in science is not for you then.
 
2013-04-05 12:07:26 PM

das224: treesloth: The correct term is "timesed by three".

I get that crap from my college students. They also "axe" me questions. And give me blank stares when I say things like "numerator." Ya know, maybe a major in science is not for you then.


Heh, I get it, too, but at least it's from a 10-year old.  College students, though?  That's a little depressing...
 
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