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2013-04-02 03:17:41 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


Oh, I screwed that up. Should have said, "It sounds correct if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.
 
2013-04-02 03:22:33 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


I flat out think that that was a very sharp comment, way off the scale..  It would only be diminished if I tried to augment it in any major or even minor way.
 
2013-04-02 03:22:57 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.


Wow, that is Plenty of Fish!
 
2013-04-02 03:25:44 PM  
so, whores.
 
2013-04-02 03:26:04 PM  

Fade2black: doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore

They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.


www.biography.com

Who are you calling a girl?
 
2013-04-02 03:27:18 PM  

Cheron: Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

There is more than just the old in-n-out.


There's also the immortal Ludwig Van, oh my brothers.
 
2013-04-02 03:30:03 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


The correct term is "timesed by three".
 
2013-04-02 03:31:07 PM  
Isn't pof.com a cheaper and easier site for such things?
 
2013-04-02 03:32:38 PM  

NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me


In that situation, you're good to go.  With anyone you can find that will have somebody like you!  You're probably not going to be worth half of everything she has!

But your scenario isn't valid.  If you're walking to McD's for work, you don't need to get your clothes from Salvation Army - McD provides a uniform.  And you can eat one meal there per shift so work more and eat large.  On second thought, there are probably a lot of women who would figure you to be quite a catch.
 
2013-04-02 03:32:50 PM  
Can you go on that site looking for the Girlfriend Experience (GFE®)?

THat's the one where you take her to a different and progressively nicer restaurant for 10 nights, bring her flowers, send her cards & flirty emails, take her on picnics and shopping, and then she'll fark you once, ask if you're done yet, then hang around in sweats and big slippers watching TV and sending you out for ice cream and potato chips. And could you go out with your friends tomorrow? She's having her BFF from college over to cry about her asshole boyfriend.

SO worth it.
 
2013-04-02 03:37:47 PM  
On The Craig's List you must wade through all the fake profiles pretending to be HOT*HOT*HOT*Suburban*Housewives in Desperate Need of Your Thick Caulk RIGHT NOW! because they're actually guys looking collecting your pictures and in fact, have no vagine at all.

Now, you got your Adult Friend Finder which caters to couples as well as singles, but again, it's a mix of premium paying customers, most of whom are real, and phoney free profiles much like the one described above.

There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.
 
2013-04-02 03:40:55 PM  
Oh them. I made a purposely obscene account there one night and got responses. I couldn't believe it.

No, there are no "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me but" stories.
 
2013-04-02 03:41:07 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.


If true love is a bisexual wife who can't live without the occasional poon, then friend I have found that true love
 
2013-04-02 03:42:41 PM  

NumberFiveIsAlive: What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?


Then what you do is own it. Act like that's exactly where you want to be in life. It'll start reigning ladies, but you have to own it. Nothing turns on a woman like a self-assured cat who doesn't need her.
 
2013-04-02 03:42:57 PM  

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Ironically, this comment is TF Sponsorship worthy.
 
2013-04-02 03:45:23 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: On The Craig's List you must wade through all the fake profiles pretending to be HOT*HOT*HOT*Suburban*Housewives in Desperate Need of Your Thick Caulk RIGHT NOW! because they're actually guys looking collecting your pictures and in fact, have no vagine at all.

Now, you got your Adult Friend Finder which caters to couples as well as singles, but again, it's a mix of premium paying customers, most of whom are real, and phoney free profiles much like the one described above.

There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.


I've heard about these picture collectors, and I've always wondered... what the hell do they do with all the pictures they collect?
 
2013-04-02 03:46:05 PM  

monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users


I don't read as much scandal about POF as I do about other sites.  What's wrong with it?
 
2013-04-02 03:46:23 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: AngryJailhouseFistfark: There's Adult Playground (I think that's the name), which is paid-subscription only and does a pretty good job of weeding out the Photo Phishers and bullshiatters. That one caters mostly to a swinger crowd, not to say one cannot find True Love there as well.

If true love is a bisexual wife who can't live without the occasional poon, then friend I have found that true love


This brings me joy.
 
2013-04-02 03:46:53 PM  

AntonChigger: BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?


She wasn't into anal.
 
2013-04-02 03:46:54 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.


shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.
 
2013-04-02 03:49:46 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: AntonChigger: BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.


Ok, I admit i chuckled.
 
2013-04-02 03:51:38 PM  

AntonChigger: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story? Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.

Ok, I admit i chuckled.


Couldn't have done it without you, bro! :-)
 
2013-04-02 03:52:14 PM  

ciberido: Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.


All women aren't registered at that website.
 
2013-04-02 03:53:48 PM  

Fade2black: doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore

They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.


WRONG.

Why is it called ashleymadison.com?

opp.com must have been taken.
 
2013-04-02 03:54:23 PM  
I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?
 
2013-04-02 03:57:44 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?


yeah...  cause going after men in the neighbourhood is a smart idea and she wont get caught at all.
 
2013-04-02 03:57:53 PM  

kvinesknows: shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.


Not all, some are extraordinarily nice actually and like any random group of people yes you will have a few troglodytes and of course there is going to be the oddball every now and then.

I was at one, and there was this scorching brunette in a crotchless lingerie get up literally going from guy to guy in the place just sucking people off. Like she was literally just domino style going from one to the next to the next. I sat and watched her just one by one suck off like thirty guys in a row over the course of a few hours. She then goes to the locker room, gets dressed in street wear and just leaves the club.

Its like someone stopped her on the street that night, told her to go suck a bag of dicks, so she showed up that night.
 
2013-04-02 03:58:32 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband.  What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?


You don't shiat where you eat, and always get out of town shooters
 
2013-04-02 03:58:56 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: NumberFiveIsAlive: What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

Then what you do is own it. Act like that's exactly where you want to be in life. It'll start reigning ladies, but you have to own it. Nothing turns on a woman like a self-assured cat who doesn't need her.


sofa king true.
 
2013-04-02 03:59:32 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users

I don't read as much scandal about POF as I do about other sites.  What's wrong with it?


if you like banging tanks, POF is fine.
 
2013-04-02 03:59:46 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: AntonChigger: BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.


You sure? Or were you just light on the Benjamins at that point of the night?
 
2013-04-02 04:02:10 PM  
Lame that they would use Romney who never cheated on his taxes instead of Rangel or Geitner.
 
2013-04-02 04:02:12 PM  

zyrian: I don't think there's magical female genitalia out there that can make me promise to never look on the side ever again. Been honest with my female companions about this for the last 5 years, happiest 5 years of my life. Knowing that you can get some occasional side fun without threat to your great primary relationship makes said relationship even better.

That and poly FTW if you can be honest and understanding enough in return as well.


Right there with you.

My wife is fine with me having a secondary and we are both happier for it.
 
2013-04-02 04:05:31 PM  

Cymbal: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Care to...elaborate on that story? Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?

She wasn't into anal.

You sure? Or were you just light on the Benjamins at that point of the night?


Didn't need money because I didn't fark her at work.  We went to her place when her shift ended.
 
2013-04-02 04:07:06 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Lame that they would use Romney who never cheated on his taxes instead of Rangel or Geitner.


Yeah what he did was far worse.

Rich people don't have to cheat on their taxes, they just have their lawyers and accountants exploit loopholes.
 
2013-04-02 04:08:02 PM  
#monopeoppleproblems
 
2013-04-02 04:10:30 PM  
Is it just me or does anyone else notice the lack of responses from Farkettes in this thread...

/Just sayin
 
2013-04-02 04:16:44 PM  
It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.
 
2013-04-02 04:17:30 PM  

Molavian: arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.

Standards?


Very low, thankfully.
 
2013-04-02 04:18:32 PM  

God--: Is it just me or does anyone else notice the lack of responses from Farkettes in this thread...

/Just sayin


Well I can only assume that most are working on a pole somewhere.

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.
 
2013-04-02 04:25:02 PM  

kvinesknows: MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.

shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.


Back in my wild days, I had good luck with SwingLifeStyle.com. met some good folks and the price was reasonable. At the time it was funxtional but limited for free members too. Hell, I'm still friends with a lady I met through there even after we both got divorced.

/Yeah, on that note: not a single couple I met in the lifestyle is still together 5 years later. YMMV

//Anyone else notice that amateur porn is always datestamped prior to 2007 when digital pix and social media came of age? Those were the days..
 
2013-04-02 04:28:03 PM  

Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.


Just one murder would still put them way behind Match and especially Craigslist.
 
2013-04-02 04:28:34 PM  

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Are you sure your wife isn't interested in some of her own strange now and then? Maybe you just need to talk to her about an arrangement.
 
2013-04-02 04:28:49 PM  

Third Leg: Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

I know a couple serial cheaters, and they seem to prefer having their affairs with other cheaters. Single people might expect you to leave your spouse, and they're more likely to expose the affair since you don't have the "well I'll tell on you too" to hold against them. So I can understand using a website that's full of other cheaters, if that's your farked up mindset.

/get a farking divorce you cowards


Well, that's probably the 20% real profiles then. ;) But I still hold to my previous argument.
 
2013-04-02 04:28:54 PM  

TelemonianAjax: kvinesknows: MyKingdomForYourHorse: kvinesknows: not for couples

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.

shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.

Back in my wild days, I had good luck with SwingLifeStyle.com. met some good folks and the price was reasonable. At the time it was funxtional but limited for free members too. Hell, I'm still friends with a lady I met through there even after we both got divorced.

/Yeah, on that note: not a single couple I met in the lifestyle is still together 5 years later. YMMV

//Anyone else notice that amateur porn is always datestamped prior to 2007 when digital pix and social media came of age? Those were the days..


HAH!  used that site.. its still good!
5 years eh?  wooohooo/// 3 more to go!
 
2013-04-02 04:31:44 PM  

kvinesknows: yeah...  cause going after men in the neighbourhood is a smart idea and she wont get caught at all.


Ah.  The ol' 'no one's ever been caught on the internet' routine.  Your wife has checked your emails 3 times this week.

MyKingdomForYourHorse: You don't shiat where you eat, and always get out of town shooters



I'm on the "don't cheat at all" team.  But my point was that going on the internet seems excessive when just going out locally would be more convenient.  I suppose the "dating" pool is larger and more diverse on the webz.
 
2013-04-02 04:32:00 PM  

ciberido: Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.


Prove me wrong children, prove me wrong!
 
2013-04-02 04:32:21 PM  
Cymbal:

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts.  There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver.  The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible.  Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall.  Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls.  You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with.  Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.
 
2013-04-02 04:32:37 PM  

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?


Pretend story is pretend.  There is no magical man in the sky flinging fireballs at sinners or turning fornocators into pillars of salt.

Let me guess:  Gay Marriage = Hurricanes?

Altitude5280: It's only a matter of time before a murder gets linked back to this website.


Of course...because there are NO married people on any other dating site or social network.  Thanks for the alarm bells, there, Chester.
 
2013-04-02 04:33:09 PM  

worlddan: stonicus: I'll sign up and just say I am married... free pootytang!

This is hardly an original idea. You might want to check out some of the male profiles on that site and see if you can compete.

BTW, only about 10% of the people on that site actually have an affair. Most men and women are "playing" at it. It adds drama and excitement to their life. It makes them feel like they still "got it".

/no, I've never been a member
//don't ask me how I know.


How do you know?
 
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