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2013-04-02 02:20:44 PM

ringersol: kiwimoogle84: " also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week."

rotsky?


A meme is born.
 
2013-04-02 02:21:00 PM

Sapper_Topo: being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


Twopumpchumpsaywhat?
 
2013-04-02 02:22:42 PM

Cheron: Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Yep, the real trick is to get her to do the dishes while you sleep once you shoot your load.
 
2013-04-02 02:23:13 PM

Cheron: There is more than just the old in-n-out.


Tsk. Those fries are to kill for.

/Food fights are more fun that bagging on a rotsky.
//Cheaters are slime.
 
2013-04-02 02:24:10 PM
Sounds like they just profit off of other peoples desires. Nothing wrong with that, I would own a 90m dollar site if I could too. Even if it wasn't something I did as long as it was legal.  Also this seems to mostly be women using it, which is interesting.

Sapper_Topo: I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


Most of the time that is true, but man I've had some girls that just wanted to keep going. Granted there was booze and such involved. Good times good times. I wish I was 20 whatever again sometimes.
 
2013-04-02 02:25:14 PM

StillInFayettestan: You're going to get caught.  Period.


It's much more of a question mark than a period, despite what some tell themselves.
 
2013-04-02 02:25:34 PM
AshMad's days are over, anyway.    Several years ago there were a decent fraction of real ladies looking to set up real arrangements... and although it was always a magnet for working girls too, the site admins at least seemed to chase them away.  Nowadays it is infested with skanky twentysomethings with "sugarbaby" openly worked into their user names, and the report-this-user link just leads to a generic FAQ page.

Or so I hear.  I haven't heard what's taken AshMad's place, though.
 
2013-04-02 02:26:15 PM
"Despite Mrs Bederman being entirely against infidelity in a marriage, she is also the face of the company and appears on some of its billboards.

 She said that ultimately the website is a business and that by appearing on the billboard she might bring up some questions among married couples, leading to them having an open discussion about cheating."


Whatever helps you sleep at night, toots.
 
2013-04-02 02:26:36 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Last time that happened I woke up with a knife at my throat
 
2013-04-02 02:26:48 PM
$90 million seems like a sufficient defense.
 
2013-04-02 02:26:53 PM

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


Sigh, and my wife wonders why it takes me so long to get her off...
 
2013-04-02 02:26:53 PM

stonicus: I'll sign up and just say I am married... free pootytang!


This is hardly an original idea. You might want to check out some of the male profiles on that site and see if you can compete.

BTW, only about 10% of the people on that site actually have an affair. Most men and women are "playing" at it. It adds drama and excitement to their life. It makes them feel like they still "got it".

/no, I've never been a member
//don't ask me how I know.
 
2013-04-02 02:27:38 PM

John Napkintosh: Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.


Like selling caskets in Bhopal?

0-o
 
2013-04-02 02:28:04 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts opportunity to cheat on my wife. .


Now that I'm in my 40's, that seems to be more apropos.
 
2013-04-02 02:28:21 PM

Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.


Well never marry or cheat after married anything that isnt totally worth half your shiat(plus possible child support and alimony)
 
2013-04-02 02:29:01 PM

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.
If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.


I know a couple serial cheaters, and they seem to prefer having their affairs with other cheaters. Single people might expect you to leave your spouse, and they're more likely to expose the affair since you don't have the "well I'll tell on you too" to hold against them. So I can understand using a website that's full of other cheaters, if that's your farked up mindset.

/get a farking divorce you cowards
 
2013-04-02 02:32:10 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me


She could still take your dignity.  ;)
 
2013-04-02 02:32:24 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.


Good for you.
 
2013-04-02 02:33:21 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Unless you think you're already heading for divorce.  I wish I had cheated on my ex-wife.
 
2013-04-02 02:39:47 PM

nocturnal001: NumberFiveIsAlive: Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.

What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me

She could still take your dignity.  ;)


If that was my situation, I wouldn't have any dignity...

Rapmaster2000: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Unless you think you're already heading for divorce.  I wish I had cheated on my ex-wife.


I definitely wouldn't have any dignity if I had cheated on my ex-wife.  She did the cheating.  I sleep better knowing that compared to that train wreck, I did most everything right.  That means I really am better than her.  That and I don't pay her one dime, and I kept 90% of my property in the divorce.

/Yes, I have been called a Dudley Do Right before
//I had no idea what they were talking about until someone told me
 
2013-04-02 02:40:19 PM

mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.


Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.
 
2013-04-02 02:41:11 PM
www.timeslive.co.za

I'd madison it.
 
2013-04-02 02:43:52 PM
I find this story particularly trebling.
 
2013-04-02 02:43:57 PM
I don't think there's magical female genitalia out there that can make me promise to never look on the side ever again. Been honest with my female companions about this for the last 5 years, happiest 5 years of my life. Knowing that you can get some occasional side fun without threat to your great primary relationship makes said relationship even better.

That and poly FTW if you can be honest and understanding enough in return as well.
 
2013-04-02 02:44:09 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.


Thats a silly thing to say, but I still find it a funny expression

Having said that, I've never had a desire to cheat on my wife.  We've been married 16 years now, together 22.  And although I can look at another woman and find her attractive, I've never been the type or had the desire to actually want anything from the other woman....
 
2013-04-02 02:48:31 PM
Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.
 
2013-04-02 02:49:17 PM

buntz: BarkingUnicorn: Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.

Thats a silly thing to say, but I still find it a funny expression

Having said that, I've never had a desire to cheat on my wife.  We've been married 16 years now, together 22.  And although I can look at another woman and find her attractive, I've never been the type or had the desire to actually want anything from the other woman....


"Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another." H. L. Mencken, who was happily married at the time.

Still, a deal's a deal.  I never considered breaking mine as long as it lasted.
 
2013-04-02 02:49:54 PM
Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.
 
2013-04-02 02:51:37 PM

funk_soul_bubby: I find this story particularly trebling.


www.edupics.com
 
2013-04-02 02:51:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


Protip: It helps to check the dictionary before declaring a word you're unfamiliar with is a typo.
 
2013-04-02 02:51:53 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?



SPOILER ALERT!
 
2013-04-02 02:52:20 PM

Sapper_Topo: Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours.


If that's the extent of your method, you are most certainly doing it wrong.

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.  (Agree)

If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle (Disagree).


They're not usually looking for a quick roll in the hay, they want to want the guy.  It's more often a different form of dating, w/o the dinner and gift expenses.
 
2013-04-02 02:53:45 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.


No, but I know how Harry Potter ended.. same thing right?
 
2013-04-02 02:53:46 PM

nocturnal001: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week".


More generally, asking yourself "Would I regret doing this 10 years from now, or regret NOT doing this 10 years from now?" is a pretty good way to go through life.
 
2013-04-02 02:55:23 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.


Pride is concern for what you think of yourself.  Vanity is concern for what others (including God) think of you.
 
2013-04-02 02:56:13 PM

Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.


So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.
 
2013-04-02 03:03:52 PM

kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.


Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users
 
2013-04-02 03:04:09 PM
translation: you all just wish you had thought of ashleymadison first.
 
2013-04-02 03:05:15 PM

p51d007: Remember how Sodom and Gomorrah ended?
If you aren't going to be faithful, then get a divorce and fool around all you
want.


When the fark did Fark get all farking prudish up in this biatch. I leave and come back after a few years and its like you guys have had your balls busted to powder.

By this time, this thread would have already been in threat of being pulled from the racy pics, nasty talk, and general craziness.
 
2013-04-02 03:06:25 PM
Yeah, I remember the old times too.
 
2013-04-02 03:06:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.



trebled past participle, past tense of tre·ble
Verb
Make or become three times as large or numerous.
 
2013-04-02 03:08:20 PM

monoski: kvinesknows: Whats wrong with using craigslist?  granted the W4M ads we posted get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more responses then the W4W or the MW4MW.. but if you cant think of a cheaper way to find people to fark, you just let me know.

Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users


not for couples
 
2013-04-02 03:09:34 PM

ciberido: kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.

Protip: It helps to check the dictionary before declaring a word you're unfamiliar with is a typo.


The trouble with trebles.
 
2013-04-02 03:10:50 PM

midigod: trebled past participle, past tense of tre·ble
Verb
Make or become three times as large or numerous.


Yep.  And if you get a signal, a deble, a treble, and a homer, it's called hitting for the sickle.
 
2013-04-02 03:10:59 PM

John Napkintosh: Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.


For what it's worth, these folks are Canadian.
 
2013-04-02 03:11:16 PM

monoski: Plenty of fish = free dating site with pics of users


Farking spam.
I'd always parsed plentyoffish.com as "plenty offish" ...

/but lately it's become "plenty o' ffish."
 
2013-04-02 03:11:18 PM

kvinesknows: not for couples


There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.
 
2013-04-02 03:12:51 PM
What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

So what you're saying is, all women are whores.  Got it.


Got what? Persecution complex?
In his scenario, the guys would be "whores" too. They just don't mind the implication.
 
2013-04-02 03:13:29 PM

BarkingUnicorn: mooseyfate: BarkingUnicorn: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.

Good for you.

Of course, the day after I was served with divorce papers I was balls-deep in a stripper.


Care to...elaborate on that story?  Couldn't you have found somewhere cleaner to put it?
 
2013-04-02 03:16:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.


It is not out of the question if they started with a bass of nearly 6 million subscribers.
 
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