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(Daily Mail)   Married owners of AshleyMadison.com defend their service...well to us they do. Behind each other's backs they are using Craigslist   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 193
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2013-04-02 01:18:11 PM
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.
 
2013-04-02 01:52:12 PM
I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.
 
2013-04-02 01:52:25 PM
It's not going to suck itself you know ....
 
2013-04-02 01:55:04 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

FTFY

 
2013-04-02 01:56:04 PM
Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.
 
2013-04-02 01:56:40 PM

Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-02 01:57:07 PM
I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.
 
2013-04-02 01:57:19 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Drew?
 
2013-04-02 01:57:20 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Standards?
 
2013-04-02 01:58:24 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


'Trebled' is a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2013-04-02 01:59:20 PM
Cheaters gonna cheat. Putting up or taking down a website isn't going to change that. It seems a very American ideal to at least try to make some money from it.
 
2013-04-02 01:59:23 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


citation needed
 
2013-04-02 01:59:42 PM
They are? I hope they like chlamydia.

You can always tell the people who can't get laid.
 
2013-04-02 01:59:51 PM
Why is it called Ashley Madison?
 
2013-04-02 02:01:50 PM

squegeebooo: Why is it called Ashley Madison?


Dunno, but I was a big fan of Zingers as a kid.
 
2013-04-02 02:01:58 PM
Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore
 
2013-04-02 02:02:03 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


20 minutes?  Are you including the drive over and the awkward conversation afterwards?
 
2013-04-02 02:02:09 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week".
 
2013-04-02 02:02:14 PM
I'd imagine that most of their clients are prolly uggos or fat fatties, or uggofatties, pretending they are married in some lame attempt to convince someone that at one point in time someone found them farkable enough to marry.

Besides, prostitutes are so much more convenient.
 
2013-04-02 02:03:46 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.


Some people don't like to roll their skanks around in flour.
 
2013-04-02 02:03:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


But a Middle English word is not one of them.
 
2013-04-02 02:04:53 PM
kiwimoogle84: " also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week."

rotsky?
 
2013-04-02 02:05:03 PM

ShawnDoc: awkward conversation afterwards?


Why would you talk to them afterwards?
 
2013-04-02 02:06:17 PM
My mistake. I was sure they meant to say tripled, and failed with lazy writing. Once I thought about it, you're correct. It's a knee jerk reaction here.
 
2013-04-02 02:06:29 PM
You're going to get caught.  Period.
 
2013-04-02 02:06:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


So what you're trying to tell us is that you have never read above the fifth-grade level. Got it.
 
2013-04-02 02:07:38 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.


Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.
 
2013-04-02 02:08:12 PM
My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.
 
2013-04-02 02:08:20 PM
I love the people saying, "20 minutes"? You're doing it wrong LOL

Uh huh. Pretty dead give away.... But thanks for outing yourself.
 
2013-04-02 02:10:02 PM
Why dissapoint two women?
 
2013-04-02 02:10:55 PM

ShawnDoc: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

20 minutes?  Are you including the drive over and the awkward conversation afterwards?


If you werent already tagged up you would have gotten sponsored right there. You made me larf salad bits onto my keyboard.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:13 PM

doubled99: Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore


They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:26 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: ShawnDoc: awkward conversation afterwards?

Why would you talk to them afterwards?


Inadvertent queefing most likely sparked the post-coital conversation, depending on how much air you jammed up in there.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:29 PM
That Mitt Romney billboard ad is hilarious. I must've missed it in this latest election derp.
 
2013-04-02 02:11:44 PM
I'll sign up and just say I am married... free pootytang!
 
2013-04-02 02:12:25 PM

Cluckity: arethereanybeernamesleft: Why pay for Ashley Madison?  A $5 TF subscription can get you all the lonely skanks you could ever want.

Drew?


Kwame?
 
2013-04-02 02:12:42 PM
Interesting sidebar

wttg.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-04-02 02:13:10 PM
the only thing i dont like are their annoying radio commercials.
 
2013-04-02 02:13:30 PM

Sapper_Topo: arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


The "you're doing it wrong" comment to me means.... why are you looking at a watch or clock.  You must be doing something wrong if you are.
 
2013-04-02 02:14:22 PM
She said that she and her husband have a monogamous relationship and that she would be devastated if he cheated on her.

Anal. She gives up anal.
 
2013-04-02 02:14:44 PM
Why is it called Ashley Madison?

Because she was a whore

They were the 2 most popular girl names that year the website got started.
 
2013-04-02 02:15:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


You and your generation are the worst.
 
2013-04-02 02:15:34 PM

squegeebooo: Why is it called Ashley Madison?


Something about those two names being the most popular baby names some particular year.
 
2013-04-02 02:17:23 PM

nocturnal001: Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

The way I figure it is if in 10 years will I look back and say "man, I should have banged that Victoria's Secret model when I had the chance" as compared to "man, it sucks since I'm now living in this bachelor apartment and only seeing my kids 2 days every other week anyway".


FTFY
 
2013-04-02 02:17:34 PM

Wolf892: There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.


Or single women looking for sugar daddies - thinking married men desperate for strange will pay the check, buy stuff, etc.
 
2013-04-02 02:17:39 PM

Mr. Right: My Granddaddy always told me to never fark anything that wasn't worth half of everything I owned.  words to live by.


What if you're broke, rent a run-down, walk to McD's for work, get your clothes from Salvation Army, and food from the food bank?

/Not me
 
2013-04-02 02:18:01 PM

Sapper_Topo: Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get  agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.


There is more than just the old in-n-out.
 
2013-04-02 02:18:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: I also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.

There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week.


Perhaps, but that aint' it.
 
2013-04-02 02:20:05 PM

Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.


Sorry you're so tormented by yourself.  I didn't have that problem while I was married.

I attended a company party where a really hot VP's assistant took a shine to me.  She went on and on about how her boss hit on her.  Then she put her hand on my knew, leaned in close, and murmured huskily,

"And I... really... know.. how to fark. You wouldn't be disappointed."

I left, feeling insulted for some reason.
 
2013-04-02 02:20:44 PM

ringersol: kiwimoogle84: " also like how the number of users has "trebled" over the last several years. Not tripled, trebled.There's been a glaring typo in like 80% of the stories ending up on Fark last week."

rotsky?


A meme is born.
 
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