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(WTKR)   Dear God: We found your golf ball in the water hazard. Sincerely, The U.S. Navy   (wtkr.com) divider line 14
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2013-04-02 10:23:40 AM  
3 votes:
We need a giant projector on a satellite, that could project this on the NK cloud cover.

i50.tinypic.com

That would freak them the hell out.
2013-04-02 09:12:21 AM  
3 votes:
I think we should make it more intimidating by painting it like a giant eyeball.
2013-04-02 10:38:54 AM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us

Fixed.
2013-04-02 10:20:11 AM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: Old_Chief_Scott: Bringing this thing into the theater is also going to give a ballistic missile watch capability.

Are our satellites and long range radar in Alaska not good enough anymore?


Satellites only provide launch warning, and basic (but not detailed) trajectory information.

The radar in Alaska would only see a missile launched from North Korea when it is hundreds of miles high, and quite likely already half-way to it's target.  A radar much closer to the DPRK can give much greater warning times and better trajectory information earlier, so you know where it's aimed.
2013-04-02 10:09:49 AM  
2 votes:

GORDON: What can a $200m radar ship do that a couple of $20m AWAC planes can't?  Besides float.


Stay there day in, day out, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with a per day cost much, much less than flying multiple aircraft.
Al! [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 09:44:51 PM  
1 votes:

BigNumber12: Her comments came after North Korea rattled off fresh volleys of bombastic rhetoric over the weekend, declaring that it had entered a "state of war" with the South and labeling the U.S. mainland a "boiled pumpkin," vulnerable to attack.


Can we not hire a few unemployed English Majors to work at the State Department and write equally bombastic responses? There must be a hundred potential candidates on Fark alone.



Dear Democratic People's Republic of Korea,

  We, the citizens of the United States of America, take great umbrage at your callous reference to our homeland as "boiled pumpkin."  Should you continue this juvenile sovereign misfeasance, we will be forced, as a nation, to laugh at you.  No, not with you.  At you.

Sincerely,

The United States of America

PS: Yo mama so fat she ate 2 servings of rice yesterday.  TWO SERVINGS HAHAHAHAHA
2013-04-02 02:00:09 PM  
1 votes:

PunGent: It's not possible to be "infinitely superior" to a few hundred thousand guys with AK47s, even if they're poorly-led and hungry and you have air superiority.


Wait a minute:  I've been told repeatedly that gun nuts armed with rifles don't stand a chance against the US military, and now you're saying that they can?

Or does that just apply to dang furriners.

/I'm so confused!
2013-04-02 01:57:38 PM  
1 votes:
"It's like inchess.First you strategically positionyour pieces. Then, when the timing's right. You strike."


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And then the screaming starts..or something..
 "Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon."
2013-04-02 12:24:28 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: We need a giant projector on a satellite, that could project this on the NK cloud cover.

[i50.tinypic.com image 850x638]

That would freak them the hell out.


Wait, that reminds me of something ....

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

/hot hot hot
//but surely not obscure?
///oy, slashies.
2013-04-02 10:47:26 AM  
1 votes:
Lots o foreign relations/military 'sperts in here already.  I'll just kick back and absorb some of this vast sea of tactical wisdom and conspiratorial musings.
2013-04-02 10:14:14 AM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: GORDON: What can a $200m radar ship do that a couple of $20m AWAC planes can't?  Besides float.

Stay there day in, day out, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with a per day cost much, much less than flying multiple aircraft.


Spoken like a true ex-squid. CT by any chance?


Theaetetus: Old_Chief_Scott: Bringing this thing into the theater is also going to give a ballistic missile watch capability.

Are our satellites and long range radar in Alaska not good enough anymore?


Those are overwatch. We still need to keep an eye one everybody else but this rig brings a great deal of- let's call it "focus" on Best Korea.
2013-04-02 10:12:43 AM  
1 votes:
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
2013-04-02 10:04:50 AM  
1 votes:
The Navy ought to put lasers on it that play anti-Nork light shows on the clouds at night. (Maybe some giant speakers that blare Freedom Rock, too.)

If they're looking to provoke the KJ Un, then that might just do it. Sure, the B-2s and F-22s were attention getters, but parking this thing in international waters right off their coast might just get their goat.

This ought to really get some tiny dicks a'wavin'. Good jorb, Washington.
2013-04-02 09:24:25 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I think we should make it more intimidating by painting it like a giant eyeball.


The Eye of Sauron.
 
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