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(BBC)   "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off the ATM"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-04-02 09:06:15 AM
Think you used enough dyamite there, Butch?
 
2013-04-02 09:06:18 AM
shiatty thing to do, but that was a sweet explosion.
 
2013-04-02 09:06:18 AM
If they want help catching them, you would think they'd include some footage of the bad guys cleaning up the money.
 
2013-04-02 09:07:14 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-02 09:07:26 AM
Cool, those things always look at me funny, I don't like them.
 
2013-04-02 09:08:43 AM
www.killingfloorthegame.com

Your all fur coat and no knickers, biatches!
 
2013-04-02 09:11:55 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!
 
2013-04-02 09:15:35 AM
and that's why girls like Fiona are so very valuable.
 
2013-04-02 09:15:36 AM

give me doughnuts: Think you used enough dyamite there, Butch?


*shakes tiny fist
 
2013-04-02 09:16:34 AM

oldfarthenry: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x539]
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!


www.gmotors.co.uk
 
2013-04-02 09:18:13 AM
Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian figured it out.
 
2013-04-02 09:18:58 AM

oldfarthenry: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x539]
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!


Wanker is too crude for the character, or indeed movie, at that time. It's relatively recently that Brits have been saying wanker as freely in movies as they do now. He might've said prat or pillock, but wanker would've been strong swearing then.
Also, never heard of 'move a tick', tick is generally a reference to time elapsed not movement.
Lastly, in the UK it's film not movie.
 
2013-04-02 09:19:20 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Beats their method.
 
2013-04-02 09:25:21 AM

KrispyKritter: and that's why girls like Fiona are so very valuable.


This one

cdn.firearmstalk.com

or this one?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-02 09:25:58 AM

YoOjo: oldfarthenry: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x539]
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!

Wanker is too crude for the character, or indeed movie, at that time. It's relatively recently that Brits have been saying wanker as freely in movies as they do now. He might've said prat or pillock, but wanker would've been strong swearing then.
Also, never heard of 'move a tick', tick is generally a reference to time elapsed not movement.
Lastly, in the UK it's film not movie.


You haven't had your morning BM yet - right, Sunshine?
 
2013-04-02 09:28:35 AM
I like the quote from the interviewee, "It was like a bomb going off."

Yes, I imagine it was... because it actually was a bomb going off.

/facepalm
 
2013-04-02 09:29:42 AM
oldfarthenry:

You haven't had your morning BM yet - right, Sunshine?

If BM is Bloody Mary then no. I don't drink and it's 14:27 here presently.
Sorry if it seemed like a personal attack, it wasn't, I don't mean to get into that kind of thing on here.
Just felt like it'd be helpful to correct what I saw was not quite right, I'm a dual-Citizen of the UK/US and as such know a thing or two about not much.
 
2013-04-02 09:33:59 AM
Long term effects of this:  British businesses will refuse to have ATMS on their premises
 
2013-04-02 09:35:28 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 09:38:52 AM
Roy, you just blew the shiat out of our fruits!
 
2013-04-02 09:40:24 AM

YoOjo: oldfarthenry:

You haven't had your morning BM yet - right, Sunshine?

If BM is Bloody Mary then no. I don't drink and it's 14:27 here presently.
Sorry if it seemed like a personal attack, it wasn't, I don't mean to get into that kind of thing on here.
Just felt like it'd be helpful to correct what I saw was not quite right, I'm a dual-Citizen of the UK/US and as such know a thing or two about not much.


No probs, mate. Let's both try & forget that sh*tty yank remake with Marky Mark or whatever his name is.
 
2013-04-02 09:54:24 AM
Came for the Butch and Sundance line, happy in one.
 
2013-04-02 09:56:47 AM
Hey BBC, if you're going to have an autoplaying video, try to have the thing we're going to want to see later than 1.5 seconds into said video.  I didn't even have time to glance over the page/picture to see where the atm was before the explosion was done.
 
2013-04-02 09:59:07 AM
fubegra.net

There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom, not an ATM-shattering kaboom.
 
2013-04-02 10:01:26 AM
www.badhaven.com

Clarence Boddicker: You burntthe farking money!
Bobby: I had to blow the door! What do you want?
Clarence: It's as good as marked, you asshole!
 
2013-04-02 10:07:46 AM
She was only 16 years old.
 
2013-04-02 10:17:08 AM

ltdanman44: [www.killingfloorthegame.com image 850x531]

Your all fur coat and no knickers, biatches!


Haah. That close to a FP with only a pump shottie - that guy's screwed.
 
2013-04-02 10:17:53 AM
Damnit! Just realized I'm Michael Cane.
 
2013-04-02 10:20:01 AM
Done in one. And four. Exactly what I came here for. Glad some o' y'alls have such good taste in movie.
 
2013-04-02 10:38:51 AM
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cps-static.rovicorp.com

Jose: Oh, did you ****ing see that, man!
Skip: Mother****er, you blew up the whole ****ing truck, mother****er!


/What I picture in Jose's mind as he's running  "Hehehe"
 
2013-04-02 10:50:14 AM
WOODCOCK, IS THAT YOU WOODCOCK?
You can't want to get blown up again.

 Butch, you know that if it were my money, there is nobody that I would rather have steal it than you. But, you see, I am still in the employment of E. H. Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad!
 
2013-04-02 11:05:54 AM

oldfarthenry: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x539]
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!


'right then me and dave drive into the square',"piazza" 'piazza sorry charlie'
 
2013-04-02 11:13:03 AM
Saw that and thought of this

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-02 11:24:03 AM

KrispyKritter: and that's why girls like Fiona are so very valuable.


This Fiona?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Or this Fiona?

tooshallow.com
 
2013-04-02 11:31:06 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-02 11:37:04 AM

give me doughnuts: Think you used enough dyamite there, Butch?


Done in one.
 
2013-04-02 12:08:24 PM

Seraphym: I like the quote from the interviewee, "It was like a bomb going off."

Yes, I imagine it was... because it actually was a bomb going off.

/facepalm


Exactly what I came here to say.  That was a brilliant metaphor on her part.  The best thing?  She "hates to say it, but..."
 
2013-04-02 12:15:18 PM
FTA: "Police do not know how much money was taken."
Riiight,,,
And the cop math works again.
Don't be letting peeps know how much you get from a bank or a machine.
Hint: machine has more cash on hand.
 
2013-04-02 12:24:50 PM

Seraphym: I like the quote from the interviewee, "It was like a bomb going off."

Yes, I imagine it was... because it actually was a bomb going off.

/facepalm


Came here to say this. ^^
 
2013-04-02 01:21:47 PM

walkerhound: oldfarthenry: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x539]
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!

[www.gmotors.co.uk image 718x307]



"Get a Bloomin' Move On" ('The Self Preservation Society') has been farkin' earworming me since I heard it earlier this year.
 
2013-04-02 02:01:58 PM
I'm guessing they got a lot of shredded paper but no money.
 
2013-04-02 02:24:00 PM

kryhme: If they want help catching them, you would think they'd include some footage of the bad guys cleaning up the money.


That would be "racist" if they turned out to be the same sort of caravan (trailer) dwelling white trash who seemed to be to blame for ATM dragaways in my part of the world.
(Because the racial hatred laws aren't to protect black and brown people from racists but are so bunch of pasty faced thieves can evade responsibility for their actions apparently.)
 
2013-04-02 02:32:09 PM

walkerhound: oldfarthenry: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x539]
Right! Nobody move a tick until you wankers get the bloody movie reference!

[www.gmotors.co.uk image 718x307]


Well, that didn't take long.
 
2013-04-02 02:45:30 PM
"Does that look like the work of amateurs to you?"

"Yeah - pros woulda used my keys."
 
2013-04-02 02:56:22 PM
I love the juxtaposition of the US reaction to the UK.

If this had happened here that station would be shut down for months while dozens of teams investigate.  Probably 24/7 news saying "we don't know yet if this has terrorist ties".
 
2013-04-02 02:56:55 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x330]

Beats their method.


Also thought of BB.
 
2013-04-02 03:13:50 PM
media-mcw.cursecdn.com

Thatsssss a nisssse ATM masssshhhine you have there, shame if something were to happen to it...
 
2013-04-02 04:07:33 PM
Impressed.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-02 05:43:38 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Saw that and thought of this

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 499x476]


That reminds me of my early days playing with small firecrackers, etc...

It never ceased to amaze me how when you put a container over even a smallexplosive, it would go flying sky high.  Good times...
 
Xai
2013-04-02 05:51:16 PM
I see a lot of people saying they overdid it, but IMO that was a pretty well judged blast for a criminal gang - It blew it up, didn't destroy the building or the pump nearby and the cash wasn't damaged in the blast.
 
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