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(BBC)   Coming soon to a catwalk near you: hagfish slime   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 27
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2013-04-02 10:27:05 AM
Has anyone mentioned that "Hagfish Slime" would be a great name for a band?
 
2013-04-02 10:28:36 AM
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My first thought.  Taste like crap, but those things would eat you in a minute, by cracky.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:49 AM
Hey Bill Gates. Paging BILL GATES! Your new condoms©®™ have arrived! Bam! Probelm solved. Get back to me about where to send  my check.
 
2013-04-02 10:33:45 AM
Seriously. Hagfish even look like dicks. It's perfect. Give me a grant and a lab and Dickslime© can be yours. I can make this happen.
 
2013-04-02 10:34:26 AM
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"You'll like how you look in your hagfish slime business suit -- I GUARANTEE IT."
 
2013-04-02 10:40:51 AM
Feels like silk until it gets wet...
Then swells and turns slimy.

I cannot think of any jokes to make at this point in time.
 
2013-04-02 10:41:01 AM
Other possible names:
Wangdang
Swimmerban
Spermatozonker
Penaint
White-In
Spackeel
Eelaminate
Salami's Slimy Sex Lube and HIV + Babby Preventative Salve
Salv-O
 
2013-04-02 10:42:49 AM
Does it smell like fish in here?
 
2013-04-02 10:45:36 AM
I was just reading this article. The sixth picture down the page had me thinking, "I've seen this movie before."
 
2013-04-02 10:47:23 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-04-02 11:02:12 AM

The Snow Dog: Hey Bill Gates. Paging BILL GATES! Your new condoms©®™ have arrived! Bam! Probelm solved. Get back to me about where to send  my check.


My first thought, too. :-)
 
2013-04-02 11:02:14 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagfish_(band)
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Any one else been to a Hagfish show?
 
2013-04-02 11:07:47 AM
I think hagfish slime clothes would be awesome for the porno industry. Saves alot of time when she's already covered in slime, and you don't have to do it manualy. It would be like skipping to the money shot, then doing the farking. Sort of like eating your dessert before dinner.
 
2013-04-02 11:17:09 AM
Coming soon to a Niketown near you, a new line of running apparel: Bukkake.
 
2013-04-02 11:17:14 AM

opiumpoopy: Feels like silk until it gets wet...
Then swells and turns slimy.

I cannot think of any jokes to make at this point in time.


I am sure the Japanese already have a fetish based on this....
 
2013-04-02 11:19:32 AM
Didn't one of you write an alien invader screenplay along these lines?
 
2013-04-02 11:30:31 AM
A hagfish has about 100 of these glands, or invaginations

STOP.  THE.  PRESSES.
 
2013-04-02 11:49:50 AM
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Is very interested as a retirement option.
 
2013-04-02 11:50:57 AM
<---- notes date on article.
 
2013-04-02 11:59:08 AM

trappedspirit: A hagfish has about 100 of these glands, or invaginations

STOP.  THE.  PRESSES.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-02 12:08:16 PM
April Fools' gag.

Up until recently, even Wikipedia called the hagfish "The most disgusting sea creature."  Sailors abhor them.

The only upside to this is that Osama bin Laden was probably eaten from the inside out by hagfish, which has got to be the least-Halal critter in the world.
 
2013-04-02 12:28:31 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-02 12:29:40 PM
Not an April fool's gag

http://www.theworld.org/2013/03/hagfish-clothes/
 
2013-04-02 01:18:02 PM

ginkor: April Fools' gag.

Up until recently, even Wikipedia called the hagfish "The most disgusting sea creature."  Sailors abhor them.

The only upside to this is that Osama bin Laden was probably eaten from the inside out by hagfish, which has got to be the least-Halal critter in the world.


Wrong.
 
2013-04-02 01:47:12 PM
"Hagfish are long and vermiform, and can exude copious quantities of a milky and fibrous slime or mucus from some 100 glands or invaginations running along its flanks."

If not the strangest boner of a sentence in Wikipedia, it's got to be in the top three.
 
2013-04-02 03:44:23 PM
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Calling gender-based shenanigans.
 
2013-04-03 01:53:38 AM
ANd here I thought Madonna was returning to modeling
 
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