The Snow Dog: Hey Bill Gates. Paging BILL GATES! Your new condoms©®™ have arrived! Bam! Probelm solved. Get back to me about where to send my check.
opiumpoopy: Feels like silk until it gets wet...Then swells and turns slimy.I cannot think of any jokes to make at this point in time.
trappedspirit: A hagfish has about 100 of these glands, or invaginationsSTOP. THE. PRESSES.
ginkor: April Fools' gag.Up until recently, even Wikipedia called the hagfish "The most disgusting sea creature." Sailors abhor them.The only upside to this is that Osama bin Laden was probably eaten from the inside out by hagfish, which has got to be the least-Halal critter in the world.
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