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(SeattlePI)   Mothers brawl during Easter egg hunt, give Seattle police a reason to make bad egg-related puns   (seattlepi.com) divider line 29
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2013-04-02 09:04:18 AM
6 votes:
Eggcellent...

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2013-04-02 09:01:49 AM
3 votes:
Helicopter moms going ovaryboard.
2013-04-02 11:30:34 AM
2 votes:
I love these easter egg hunts.  I usually hit 3 or 4 in the morning with my kid Ralph every year.  Ralph's a bit stocky, due to many generations of large family breeding, and he can really use his size to capitalize on the egg finding.  We have this strategy where I distract the moms with my boyish good lucks or an accidental 'slip and fall' breast grab, and when one of their kids spots an egg, Ralph snags two or three out of their basket.  If he can't get to their basket, he'll just pretend slam into em kind of like a down syndrome baby meeting a sliding glass door.   It works out pretty well for us.  Even when Ralph gets caught taking eggs out of other kids baskets, I can calm the helicopter moms down by letting em know that Ralph's mom killed herself just a few months back, and he has to have extra of everything to stash away because he's scared that they will just up and leave him.  It's actually gotten me some pretty good Easter milf action for a few years.  Yeah it's pity sex on 'christ out of the cave day' but i get to go home and have the real thing afterwards with the wifey while Ralph goes over the loot.  We had a good score this time.  Might even be able to save a few more bucks by giving some out at Halloween this year.
2013-04-02 11:22:46 AM
2 votes:

Yes please: 99.998er: Do the needful: 99.998er: I hate puns.

Why, they put you in a fowl mood?

This is why I hate puns.

Then don't come in these threads.  We shouldn't have to coddle you.


Eggsactly!
2013-04-02 11:17:43 AM
2 votes:

Do the needful: 99.998er: I hate puns.

Why, they put you in a fowl mood?


This is why I hate puns.
2013-04-02 11:13:55 AM
2 votes:

99.998er: I hate puns.


Why, they put you in a fowl mood?
2013-04-02 11:12:07 AM
2 votes:

mhedstrom: I'm with bsharitt.  I don't bother taking my kid to any - even when I went last year at his daycare, it was a madhouse.  There's no excuse, unless the kid is like under 4 or 5, for a parent to be "helping" their kid pick up eggs.  It's sad that the goal of these is "omfg how much crap can little Timmy get" rather than everybody having fun.  My son's uncle does an easter egg hunt for him in his yard every year, which is much more fun for everybody involved.  Now that my son is getting older too (he's 4), his uncle is starting to come up with some fun hiding places.


Trousers?
2013-04-02 10:58:34 AM
2 votes:
This cracks me up. They really scrambled for the eggs didn't they. Those hard boiled parents need to learn how to roll with it.
2013-04-02 10:43:09 AM
2 votes:
Geeesh....leave the violence for Chuck e Cheese
2013-04-02 10:33:56 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like they need to get laid.
2013-04-02 08:54:40 AM
2 votes:
Chicks, man.
2013-04-02 12:35:20 PM
1 votes:
MTV has taught them well.
2013-04-02 12:20:44 PM
1 votes:
No pics so we can assume it was these

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2013-04-02 11:44:09 AM
1 votes:
omelette them get away with a warning on this one.
2013-04-02 11:36:21 AM
1 votes:
These puns are egg-scruciating.
2013-04-02 11:31:40 AM
1 votes:

Yes please: 99.998er: Do the needful: 99.998er: I hate puns.

Why, they put you in a fowl mood?

This is why I hate puns.

Then don't come in these threads.  We shouldn't have to coddle you.


I think you can make an eggception in this case...
2013-04-02 11:29:19 AM
1 votes:

cwolf20: This cracks me up. They really scrambled for the eggs didn't they. Those hard boiled parents need to learn how to roll with it.


Cwolf, omelette you finish, but 'poached' was one of the best egg puns of all times.
2013-04-02 11:27:59 AM
1 votes:
I guess the other mother left with egg on her face

/all I got
//you all took the good ones
2013-04-02 11:21:31 AM
1 votes:

99.998er: Do the needful: 99.998er: I hate puns.

Why, they put you in a fowl mood?

This is why I hate puns.


Then don't come in these threads.  We shouldn't have to coddle you.
2013-04-02 11:19:17 AM
1 votes:
That fight was over too easy.
2013-04-02 11:14:42 AM
1 votes:

Do the needful: 99.998er: I hate puns.

Why, they put you in a fowl mood?



Ouch. you ova reached with that one.
2013-04-02 11:10:05 AM
1 votes:
I'm with bsharitt.  I don't bother taking my kid to any - even when I went last year at his daycare, it was a madhouse.  There's no excuse, unless the kid is like under 4 or 5, for a parent to be "helping" their kid pick up eggs.  It's sad that the goal of these is "omfg how much crap can little Timmy get" rather than everybody having fun.  My son's uncle does an easter egg hunt for him in his yard every year, which is much more fun for everybody involved.  Now that my son is getting older too (he's 4), his uncle is starting to come up with some fun hiding places.
2013-04-02 11:08:47 AM
1 votes:

bsharitt: This is why I don't bother taking my kids to these kinds of things anymore. I don't want to be an overbearing helicopter parent and my kids don't have a chance against the overbearing helicopter parents of other kids. This kids are supposed to be getting easter eggs, who cares if poor Jimmy didn't get 4 baskets full of eggs?


I'd consider taking my kids to this one.  Zoos are rarely able to recreate animals interacting in their natural habitats, but I think they nailed it here.
2013-04-02 11:08:07 AM
1 votes:
Well, after being cooped up all winter and all, someone was bound to go off half cocked.
2013-04-02 11:02:11 AM
1 votes:
Injured mom will certainly shell out some scratch to get that nose fixed.  If they were going to peck a fight, they could have done so for better reasons.
2013-04-02 10:56:01 AM
1 votes:
Tell me this is some kind of yolk.
2013-04-02 10:55:17 AM
1 votes:
So one mom scrambled away.
2013-04-02 10:39:01 AM
1 votes:
Who was the first mom to crack?
2013-04-02 10:37:04 AM
1 votes:
Deadly, deadly holiday
 
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