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2013-04-02 08:45:46 AM
The supermodel got a scare while vacationing for the Easter holiday when her 7-year-old son was nearly taken by a riptide


But Nick and Cody always seemed like such nice guys.
 
2013-04-02 10:38:20 AM
She's just trying to make up for the millions of kittens killed in her name.
 
2013-04-02 10:42:23 AM
"Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim back to land," she described.

You have to wonder why this is even a story.
 
2013-04-02 10:45:49 AM
I'd club her
 
2013-04-02 10:50:16 AM
This woman takes attention whoring to a psychopathic level. There's no way any media picked this up unless she phoned her publicist who got the press releases rolling.

She's an undignified moron admired by men with Bud Light taste in women.
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2013-04-02 11:49:04 AM

Shadowknight: She's just trying to make up for the millions of kittens killed in her name.


Damn, this was my post pretty much.
 
2013-04-02 12:11:06 PM

Shadowknight: She's just trying to make up for the millions of kittens killed in her name.


nocturnal001: Shadowknight: She's just trying to make up for the millions of kittens killed in her name.

Damn, this was my post pretty much.


Damn you both.  Apparently while I may be clever, I'm also slow.  Painful combination.

/just kidding, well played SK!
 
2013-04-02 12:11:42 PM

nocturnal001: Shadowknight: She's just trying to make up for the millions of kittens killed in her name.

Damn, this was my post pretty much.


I'm usually the one late with a post, seeing someone else getting to it first.  Luckily, a TF sponsorship fixes that.  

/at least for the month
 
2013-04-02 12:12:28 PM
Kind of hard to save someone from drowning when they swim back to shore on their own.
 
2013-04-02 12:19:47 PM

REO-Weedwagon: This woman takes attention whoring to a psychopathic level. There's no way any media picked this up unless she phoned her publicist who got the press releases rolling.

She's an undignified moron admired by men with Bud Light taste in women.
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Really? She is a major 10, and seems genuinely nice/fun on TV.Never pegged her as an attention whore, at least on the scale of "women who make money by being celebrities/models/actresses/singers".

Side note RE Bud Light.  What do you drink on a hot day while doing yard work?  I save the good stuff and my home brew for enjoying, but lawnmower/beach beers have their place too!
 
2013-04-02 12:35:37 PM
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2013-04-02 12:59:03 PM
That doesn't look like a beach that's swim friendly. When you have waves that size pounding close to shore, anyone that's frequented the coast knows that you don't go in.
Especially a 7 year old.
 
2013-04-02 01:03:26 PM
Something something... flotation devices......

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2013-04-02 01:30:17 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Something something... flotation devices......

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Newsflash- they don't look like that anymore. Think iHop. Pancakes.
 
2013-04-02 01:39:19 PM

darch: DjangoStonereaver: Something something... flotation devices......

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Newsflash- they don't look like that anymore. Think iHop. Pancakes.


Great, now I'm depressed.
 
2013-04-02 01:41:11 PM

nocturnal001: darch: DjangoStonereaver: Something something... flotation devices......

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Newsflash- they don't look like that anymore. Think iHop. Pancakes.

Great, now I'm depressed.


Sorry buddy. Just preachin' the troof.
 
2013-04-02 01:52:37 PM

REO-Weedwagon: This woman takes attention whoring to a psychopathic level.


I'm always puzzled when people call celebrities attention whores. Um, that's kind of their job, you know? I mean, you're not wrong, but it's not like you're saying anything interesting, profound, or especially critical by pointing it out.

I'm also curious to know what "psychopathic levels" of attention whoring are. Does she come to your house and threaten you with a sharp implement if you refuse to tweet her hashtags?
 
2013-04-02 01:53:26 PM

nocturnal001: darch: DjangoStonereaver: Something something... flotation devices......

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Newsflash- they don't look like that anymore. Think iHop. Pancakes.

Great, now I'm depressed.


How odd.

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I now have a craving for butter and maple syrup.
 
2013-04-02 01:58:37 PM
Ignorance is bliss gentlemen.

Next you will try and tell me that I still don't have a chance with her.
 
2013-04-02 03:14:52 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm also curious to know what "psychopathic levels" of attention whoring are. Does she come to your house and threaten you with a sharp implement if you refuse to tweet her hashtags?


Her kid allegedly almost drowns and one of her first instincts is "hey I bet I could get press out of this." Calling it psychopathic may be a bit off, but it still isn't how a normal human behaves. Next month it'll be some other dumb sh*t we'll be hearing about with her. The press release is probably already written for it. They're just waiting to see how long this drowning story cycles.

nocturnal001: What do you drink on a hot day while doing yard work? I save the good stuff and my home brew for enjoying, but lawnmower/beach beers have their place too!


You'll get no argument from me on that, good sir. My hypocritical ass has a six-pack of the Beast waiting for after my yardwork today.
 
2013-04-02 05:17:25 PM

nocturnal001: Ignorance is bliss gentlemen.

Next you will try and tell me that I still don't have a chance with her.


Don't let the naysayers get you down. You've got as much of a chance with her as anyone else on Fark does.
 
2013-04-02 06:33:43 PM

REO-Weedwagon: Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm also curious to know what "psychopathic levels" of attention whoring are. Does she come to your house and threaten you with a sharp implement if you refuse to tweet her hashtags?

Her kid allegedly almost drowns and one of her first instincts is "hey I bet I could get press out of this." Calling it psychopathic may be a bit off, but it still isn't how a normal human behaves. Next month it'll be some other dumb sh*t we'll be hearing about with her. The press release is probably already written for it. They're just waiting to see how long this drowning story cycles.

nocturnal001: What do you drink on a hot day while doing yard work? I save the good stuff and my home brew for enjoying, but lawnmower/beach beers have their place too!

You'll get no argument from me on that, good sir. My hypocritical ass has a six-pack of the Beast waiting for after my yardwork today.


Good to hear.  I've always wondered what the real beer snobs really drink (not including you in that list).

http://www.fark.com/comments/7677869/83382581#c83382581" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7677869/83382581#c8 3382581">nursedude: nocturnal001: Ignorance is bliss gentlemen.

Next you will try and tell me that I still don't have a chance with her.

Don't let the naysayers get you down. You've got as much of a chance with her as anyone else on Fark does.


That bad huh?
 
2013-04-03 01:56:23 PM
I heard she abandoned a drowning Seal.
 
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