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2013-04-02 09:52:37 AM  
Betty.
 
2013-04-02 09:56:08 AM  
Mmmm Be-tty.

Your shirt is red.
 
2013-04-02 10:00:10 AM  
Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?
 
2013-04-02 10:01:01 AM  
*right click, save image* Repeat ad nauseum, fark your auction, yay interwebs, mmm Betty!

/not that looking at her this much could ever cause nausea; some other kind of bodily reaction, sure, but not nausea...
 
2013-04-02 10:02:01 AM  

jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?


cerealguy.jpg
 
2013-04-02 10:02:34 AM  
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-04-02 10:04:27 AM  
Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old
 
2013-04-02 10:05:09 AM  

weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]


Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.
 
2013-04-02 10:05:34 AM  

the money is in the banana stand: Mmmm Be-tty.

Your shirt is red.


Well.  farking.  Played.
 
2013-04-02 10:06:40 AM  
Jeez what crappy quality. Here's a better one:
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-04-02 10:07:23 AM  
Ah yes, Bettie Page.  What decent people used to blame for society's problems before there were video games and rap music.

/rowr
 
2013-04-02 10:09:01 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.


She has hips, she does however have a very tiny waist for the rest of her proportions.  Keep looking, you'll figure it out.
 
2013-04-02 10:10:08 AM  
 
2013-04-02 10:10:37 AM  
Yeesh, for some reason I read the headline and thought it said "Betty White."
 
2013-04-02 10:12:29 AM  
She is great but those pics are so tame by today's standards.  You see similar on ads all the time, not that I'm complaining.
 
2013-04-02 10:12:31 AM  

mytdawg: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

She has hips, she does however have a very tiny waist for the rest of her proportions.  Keep looking, you'll figure it out.


Ahhh Yulia, if you see any of her videos you will find she does have quite the figure just the foobies make your focus a bit out of perspective...
 
2013-04-02 10:12:58 AM  
A toothsome morsel, indeed.
 
2013-04-02 10:13:37 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.


I think is just pic angle, her name is Yulia Nova, lots of pics .
 
2013-04-02 10:14:36 AM  
i174.photobucket.com

Bettie in her pre-Madonna outfit with Irving Claw.  She made most of her costumes herself and usually got paid scale.  She did get some residuals before her death for her likeness, someone helped her get a copyright and license some things.
 
2013-04-02 10:16:07 AM  

Carn: She is great but those pics are so tame by today's standards.  You see similar on ads all the time, not that I'm complaining.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 10:16:57 AM  
One word: Rowr.
 
2013-04-02 10:17:34 AM  

cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old


Ah... what sweet memories indeed though!  Although you couldn't see those vaginas and in some cases those nipples, the imagination created such an erotic mood that at times I barely got my pecker out before blowing my young wad.  I do have to say that when those magazines started showing those luscious female parts, I was almost disappointed because nothing was a secret anymore.

/why yes... I am old too
 
2013-04-02 10:18:23 AM  

cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old


Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.
 
2013-04-02 10:19:10 AM  

NutWrench: Jeez what crappy quality. Here's a better one:


Crazy eyes. Bachmann eyes.
 
2013-04-02 10:20:44 AM  
I am old also
 
2013-04-02 10:24:02 AM  
I feel young again!!!
 
2013-04-02 10:24:02 AM  

hstein3: Yeesh, for some reason I read the headline and thought it said "Betty White."


Do a GIS for Betty White topless and you'll find them.
 
2013-04-02 10:26:21 AM  
One of my favorites.

i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 10:28:47 AM  
Am I the only one wondering why the hell Yulia Nova is so boring? A figure like that but watching her is like watching paint dry. I'm at a loss to explain why such dramatic proportions are so unerotic.

It's like she's the anti-Bettie Page who was pretty meh in the looks department but did so much with it.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:05 AM  

jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?


You better not walk too close to the old men in the parking lot as you leave, son.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:17 AM  

dewright_ca: mytdawg: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

She has hips, she does however have a very tiny waist for the rest of her proportions.  Keep looking, you'll figure it out.

Ahhh Yulia, if you see any of her videos you will find she does have quite the figure just the foobies make your focus a bit out of perspective...


I misfired, didn't realize he was not referring to Bettie...  proofreading fail.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:45 AM  

mytdawg: One of my favorites.


To this day heels with an ankle strap like that really put the lead in my pencil.
 
2013-04-02 10:30:32 AM  

vudukungfu: jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?

You better not walk too close to the old men in the parking lot as you leave, son.


And stay the  F*CKoff our lawns!
 
2013-04-02 10:31:53 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: mytdawg: One of my favorites.

To this day heels with an ankle strap like that really put the lead in my pencil.


Fiddling with the stockings does not hurt one bit.
 
2013-04-02 10:33:33 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: vudukungfu: jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?

You better not walk too close to the old men in the parking lot as you leave, son.

And stay the  F*CKoff our lawns!


Kids these days.  pffffft.  Best part of them ran down the crack of their momma's ass...

/too far?
 
2013-04-02 10:35:03 AM  
For the past eight months I've been repeatedly asking myself "Just who the hell does Katy Perry think she is?"

Now I know.
 
2013-04-02 10:36:17 AM  

weirdneighbour: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.


And "pause" on the projector meant a burnt out spot on the film !
 
2013-04-02 10:37:15 AM  

JerkStore: Am I the only one wondering why the hell Yulia Nova is so boring? A figure like that but watching her is like watching paint dry. I'm at a loss to explain why such dramatic proportions are so unerotic.

It's like she's the anti-Bettie Page who was pretty meh in the looks department but did so much with it.


Well she doesn't do hard porn or soft for that matter she just models....for me..personally. Like the thought she is not getting pounded by bunch of sleazeballs.
 I saw that Missy Model Christina chick doing lesbo and dildo work the other day on the tubes, that is new for her.
 
2013-04-02 10:38:26 AM  

bim1154: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ah... what sweet memories indeed though!  Although you couldn't see those vaginas and in some cases those nipples, the imagination created such an erotic mood that at times I barely got my pecker out before blowing my young wad.  I do have to say that when those magazines started showing those luscious female parts, I was almost disappointed because nothing was a secret anymore.

/why yes... I am old too


And the porn films all looked like two Brillo pads fighting over a hotdog.
 
2013-04-02 10:41:52 AM  

jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?


Because anorexic girls shaped like 12 y/o boys is not our scene, Twink.
 
2013-04-02 10:45:01 AM  
i974.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 10:47:20 AM  
i974.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 10:50:50 AM  

weirdneighbour: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.


And those things were so noisy.. there is no way you could hear them pulling into the driveway early.
I got busted.
Dad told me to not tell mom.
 
2013-04-02 10:55:22 AM  

weirdneighbour: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

I think is just pic angle, her name is Yulia Nova, lots of pics .


Okay, she does have hips, but they're dwarfed by the massive tits. It's like the complete opposite of the proportions I like on a woman.

/also, adding "safe for work" to the google search on her does nothing
//nothing!
 
2013-04-02 10:55:23 AM  

mytdawg: /too far?


Maybe. Depends which kid I think.
 
2013-04-02 11:00:09 AM  
NSFW
http://www9.kinghost.com/fetish/epoque/section2.htm
NSFW
http://www.planetbettie.com/glamor/glam119.htm

Black and white fapping at it's best. Betty was a goddess and you're not worthy!
To call Lady gag-bag and madonna cheap imitations is an insult to her.
 
2013-04-02 11:02:10 AM  
Did the first 4 or 5 posters all get together and decide "Let's misspell Bettie Page's name!"?

Anyways...

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 11:05:26 AM  
men in their 20s still fap to this woman. she invented modern hotness.
 
2013-04-02 11:10:36 AM  

master_dman: weirdneighbour: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.

And those things were so noisy.. there is no way you could hear them pulling into the driveway early.
I got busted.
Dad told me to not tell mom.


Brother of a friend had a peep show projection booth in the back of his closet.
 
2013-04-02 11:12:15 AM  
i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 11:12:54 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

I think is just pic angle, her name is Yulia Nova, lots of pics .

Okay, she does have hips, but they're dwarfed by the massive tits. It's like the complete opposite of the proportions I like on a woman.

/also, adding "safe for work" to the google search on her does nothing
//nothing!


Sorry Cthulhu, I did not think of that, hope it did not cause problems.
 
2013-04-02 11:24:59 AM  
So glad I live in the age of scissors, trimmers, razors and wax. I mean.... it don't have to be bald, but dang ya need to trim the hedges on occasion. (Same goes for men)....
 
2013-04-02 11:43:35 AM  

Nimitz: NSFW
http://www9.kinghost.com/fetish/epoque/section2.htm
NSFW
http://www.planetbettie.com/glamor/glam119.htm

Black and white fapping at it's best. Betty was a goddess and you're not worthy!
To call Lady gag-bag and madonna cheap imitations is an insult to her.


Thanks for that, I be busy for a few minutes, later
 
2013-04-02 11:47:25 AM  
There's a new movie out about her...well worth the watch http://www.bettiepagemovie.com/
 
2013-04-02 11:52:03 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?

cerealguy.jpg


www.idolol.com
 
2013-04-02 11:53:06 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Z1V11b8OI

Should be SFW, in a burlesque kind of way. Bettie dancing to 'Goodbye Horses' in this mash-up. Really cute.
 
2013-04-02 11:53:30 AM  
This is in no way, shape, or form a bookmark.

//Maybe
 
2013-04-02 11:54:37 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-02 11:59:11 AM  
mytdawg:
...someone helped her get a copyright and license some things.

That would be Hugh Hefner.  He discovered that she was getting nothing for her widely used image, so he contacted her and set her up with an agent (darn decent of him).

Also, a Farker mentioned in another thread that she started posing for photos when she was in her thirties (impressive if that's true).
 
2013-04-02 12:03:52 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: mytdawg:
...someone helped her get a copyright and license some things.

That would be Hugh Hefner.  He discovered that she was getting nothing for her widely used image, so he contacted her and set her up with an agent (darn decent of him).

Also, a Farker mentioned in another thread that she started posing for photos when she was in her thirties (impressive if that's true).


Born in 1923, started with the camera club stuff in the late 40s-early 50s...

She was at the height of her fame after she was 30.

/and driven out of the business by  ZOMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! jerkoffs, most notably Senator Estes Kefauver, by age 35.
//son of a biatch also helped kill EC Comics, too.
///and Bettie went all nuts and religious after retiring, too.
 
2013-04-02 12:05:27 PM  
Dave Stevens used her likeness in the Rocketeer comics, and we used it *well*.  He was one of the reasons she's so well known today.

i1168.photobucket.com
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 12:07:26 PM  
I meant to say "he used it well", but the error is much more truthful....
 
2013-04-02 12:07:52 PM  

cig-mkr: Nimitz: NSFW
http://www9.kinghost.com/fetish/epoque/section2.htm
NSFW
http://www.planetbettie.com/glamor/glam119.htm

Black and white fapping at it's best. Betty was a goddess and you're not worthy!
To call Lady gag-bag and madonna cheap imitations is an insult to her.

Thanks for that, I be busy for a few minutes, later


A few minutes?? You got stamina man, I am impressed
 
2013-04-02 12:11:29 PM  
 I think it's truly one of the great injustices of History that Miss Page wasn't declared a national treasure.
 
2013-04-02 12:12:40 PM  

weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]


Nice breasts, but she has face like a seven year old.
 
2013-04-02 12:20:56 PM  
The bangs made the look...

Bettie before...

i47.tinypic.com

25.media.tumblr.com

Bettie after

24.media.tumblr.com

funstuffcafe.com
 
2013-04-02 12:21:04 PM  

Marshal805: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Nice breasts, but she has face like a seven year old.


Yeah she is young looking, no idea of her age or the age of her vids, I am all fapped out on her but  I still think she is very sexy. prob because she is not a jism blanket
 
2013-04-02 12:42:15 PM  
I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?
 
2013-04-02 12:46:24 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?


I'm truly hoping this is trolling.

Or you are 15 years old.
 
2013-04-02 12:55:26 PM  

Lollipop165: Ima4nic8or: I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?

I'm truly hoping this is trolling.

Or you are 15 years old.


Or INTERESTED IN 15-year-olds. Dayumn.
 
2013-04-02 01:01:26 PM  
Betty was before my time. This is more my era.

i728.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 01:13:23 PM  

Lollipop165: Ima4nic8or: I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?

I'm truly hoping this is trolling.

Or you are 15 years old.


When all you've ever seen are airbrushed shaven bags of antlers it's hard to know a real woman when you see one.
 
2013-04-02 01:34:11 PM  
Imagine all the photos of Bettie that could have been taken, but never will be, thanks to some republican holier-than-thou dickwads who want to control the population like cattle.
 
2013-04-02 01:38:39 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: men in their 20s still fap to this woman. she invented modern hotness.


Allow me to be the stop spikes on your highway to orgasm.

www.gretsch-talk.com
 
2013-04-02 01:39:13 PM  

Lord Thorn: Lollipop165: Ima4nic8or: I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?

I'm truly hoping this is trolling.

Or you are 15 years old.

Or INTERESTED IN 15-year-olds. Dayumn.


The first time I saw Bettie was in the East Village in some screen printed t-shirt store in the early 90's when I was probably 12 or so. I'm a straight (more or less) female and even I knew she was something special.
 
2013-04-02 01:54:23 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Imagine all the photos of Bettie that could have been taken, but never will be, thanks to some republican holier-than-thou dickwads who want to control the population like cattle.


*ahem*

Democrats.

Kefauver was a solid Tennessee Democrat, and Adlai Stevenson's VP nominee in 1956.

Also, the major damage wasn't what could have been, but what was done. Irving Klaw destroyed almost all of his photo archives because of the senate hearings. And who knows how many camera club guys followed suit?
 
2013-04-02 01:55:36 PM  

TV's Vinnie: GF named my left testicle thundercles: men in their 20s still fap to this woman. she invented modern hotness.

Allow me to be the stop spikes on your highway to orgasm.

[www.gretsch-talk.com image 311x369]


Let's see how good you look in your 70s.
 
2013-04-02 02:16:37 PM  

Lollipop165: I'm a straight (more or less) female


How yoo doin....?
 
2013-04-02 02:24:53 PM  
I'm at work, blah, blah, blah.
/soon
//{relevanttomyinterests.jpg}
 
2013-04-02 02:53:06 PM  
Well, I'm 42 and I never saw the appeal to Bettie Page. She's so 1950s. Bleh.  Give me the 1920s pin-up and glamour girls any day over Ms. Page. Louise Brooks, Clara Bow, the Gish sisters... Those were some beautiful, stylish, interesting women, back before the 1940s turned everyone into prudes again. Bettie Page is downright boring next to the 20s gals. And I'm no fan of the whole torpedo tits thing, either... Pointy, obnoxious bras and granny panties don't do it for me. They just remind me of my parents' era.

Women in the 1940s and 1950s were built like battleships and looked frumpy even when they were trying to be sexy. It was all that 1940s repression, and folks didn't reclaim their sexuality and become interesting again until the 1960s.

And don't come at me with pictures of Sophia Loren or Liz Taylor. They never did it for me, either. They can't hold a candle to the hot actresses from the 1960s onward, and they look like horses in corsets compared to the women of the 1920s and 1930s.

Bettie Page is for guys nicknamed "Potsie".
 
2013-04-02 03:01:13 PM  

Marshal805: I think it's truly one of the great injustices of History that Miss Page wasn't declared a national treasure.


...like other battleships, monuments, and ancient rock formations.
 
2013-04-02 03:02:38 PM  

Kenny B: Betty was before my time. This is more my era.

[i728.photobucket.com image 672x1000]


Wrong WKRP girl!

Everyone knows Jan Smithers was hotter.

/But Mrs. Carlson was probably more the speed for the Bettie Page fans.
//Bettie Page is what Bugs Bunny dressed as to lure guys like Fudd.
 
2013-04-02 03:55:48 PM  
Platkat?
 
2013-04-02 04:38:44 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Kenny B: Betty was before my time. This is more my era.

[i728.photobucket.com image 672x1000]

Wrong WKRP girl!

Everyone knows Jan Smithers was hotter.

/But Mrs. Carlson was probably more the speed for the Bettie Page fans.
//Bettie Page is what Bugs Bunny dressed as to lure guys like Fudd.


And she bangs like a rabid weasel.
 
2013-04-02 06:38:24 PM  
So you think she is not sexy??? what are you, gay, or the pope.
 
2013-04-02 06:49:53 PM  

TV's Vinnie: GF named my left testicle thundercles: men in their 20s still fap to this woman. she invented modern hotness.

Allow me to be the stop spikes on your highway to orgasm.

[www.gretsch-talk.com image 311x369]


She's still a cutie in that pic. Just has gray hair and is wearing plaid flannel, that's all. Rule 34, don't ya know.
 
2013-04-02 06:50:14 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Kenny B: Betty was before my time. This is more my era.

[i728.photobucket.com image 672x1000]

Wrong WKRP girl!

Everyone knows Jan Smithers was hotter.

/But Mrs. Carlson was probably more the speed for the Bettie Page fans.
//Bettie Page is what Bugs Bunny dressed as to lure guys like Fudd.


wow, why the hatred? what's the point?
 
2013-04-02 06:59:21 PM  
Sorry, Bettie never did it for me. On the other hand, June Palmer...

/also old
 
2013-04-02 07:20:22 PM  

LumpyProle: Sorry, Bettie never did it for me. On the other hand, June Palmer...

/also old


Yowsers! if you GS it will not be safe for work.
 
2013-04-02 09:32:24 PM  
lingerie and fishnets?

eip

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-02 09:37:49 PM  

cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old


Neuter, maybe. I wouldn't say nudest.
 
2013-04-02 09:54:46 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?


www.troll.me
 
2013-04-03 08:14:58 AM  

Lollipop165: Ima4nic8or: I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?

I'm truly hoping this is trolling.

Or you are 15 years old.


His mom left her laptop "on" again.
 
2013-04-03 11:12:14 AM  
Ima4nic8or:  I never understood what the big deal was with this chick. She is not all that good looking. She looks like an average, frumpy housewife of the era. Her face is kind of goofy. Plus she is kinda beefy, borderline fat really.  The images themselves couldn't be much more tame. No bush, no penetration, no cum shots. What is the obsession?

Evidently you are not aware that there are literally thousands of variously explicit semi-nude and nude pictures of Bettie Mae Page out there, many easily accessible on the Internet.  Of course we can not post the nude photos here.  Some of them are laughably cheesy (bondage! pointy brasssieres! spanking with hair brushes!), while others are certainly among the most beautiful photographs ever taken of any woman anywhere.  She was a brilliant model.

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