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(Daily Mail)   Rare Bettie Page pictures to be auctioned off to highest bidder with hairiest palms   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2013-04-02 09:52:37 AM
Betty.
 
2013-04-02 09:56:08 AM
Mmmm Be-tty.

Your shirt is red.
 
2013-04-02 10:00:10 AM
Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?
 
2013-04-02 10:01:01 AM
*right click, save image* Repeat ad nauseum, fark your auction, yay interwebs, mmm Betty!

/not that looking at her this much could ever cause nausea; some other kind of bodily reaction, sure, but not nausea...
 
2013-04-02 10:02:01 AM

jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?


cerealguy.jpg
 
2013-04-02 10:02:34 AM
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-04-02 10:04:27 AM
Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old
 
2013-04-02 10:05:09 AM

weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]


Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.
 
2013-04-02 10:05:34 AM

the money is in the banana stand: Mmmm Be-tty.

Your shirt is red.


Well.  farking.  Played.
 
2013-04-02 10:06:40 AM
Jeez what crappy quality. Here's a better one:
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-04-02 10:07:23 AM
Ah yes, Bettie Page.  What decent people used to blame for society's problems before there were video games and rap music.

/rowr
 
2013-04-02 10:09:01 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.


She has hips, she does however have a very tiny waist for the rest of her proportions.  Keep looking, you'll figure it out.
 
2013-04-02 10:10:08 AM
 
2013-04-02 10:10:37 AM
Yeesh, for some reason I read the headline and thought it said "Betty White."
 
2013-04-02 10:12:29 AM
She is great but those pics are so tame by today's standards.  You see similar on ads all the time, not that I'm complaining.
 
2013-04-02 10:12:31 AM

mytdawg: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

She has hips, she does however have a very tiny waist for the rest of her proportions.  Keep looking, you'll figure it out.


Ahhh Yulia, if you see any of her videos you will find she does have quite the figure just the foobies make your focus a bit out of perspective...
 
2013-04-02 10:12:58 AM
A toothsome morsel, indeed.
 
2013-04-02 10:13:37 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.


I think is just pic angle, her name is Yulia Nova, lots of pics .
 
2013-04-02 10:14:36 AM
i174.photobucket.com

Bettie in her pre-Madonna outfit with Irving Claw.  She made most of her costumes herself and usually got paid scale.  She did get some residuals before her death for her likeness, someone helped her get a copyright and license some things.
 
2013-04-02 10:16:07 AM

Carn: She is great but those pics are so tame by today's standards.  You see similar on ads all the time, not that I'm complaining.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 10:16:57 AM
One word: Rowr.
 
2013-04-02 10:17:34 AM

cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old


Ah... what sweet memories indeed though!  Although you couldn't see those vaginas and in some cases those nipples, the imagination created such an erotic mood that at times I barely got my pecker out before blowing my young wad.  I do have to say that when those magazines started showing those luscious female parts, I was almost disappointed because nothing was a secret anymore.

/why yes... I am old too
 
2013-04-02 10:18:23 AM

cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old


Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.
 
2013-04-02 10:19:10 AM

NutWrench: Jeez what crappy quality. Here's a better one:


Crazy eyes. Bachmann eyes.
 
2013-04-02 10:20:44 AM
I am old also
 
2013-04-02 10:24:02 AM
I feel young again!!!
 
2013-04-02 10:24:02 AM

hstein3: Yeesh, for some reason I read the headline and thought it said "Betty White."


Do a GIS for Betty White topless and you'll find them.
 
2013-04-02 10:26:21 AM
One of my favorites.

i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 10:28:47 AM
Am I the only one wondering why the hell Yulia Nova is so boring? A figure like that but watching her is like watching paint dry. I'm at a loss to explain why such dramatic proportions are so unerotic.

It's like she's the anti-Bettie Page who was pretty meh in the looks department but did so much with it.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:05 AM

jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?


You better not walk too close to the old men in the parking lot as you leave, son.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:17 AM

dewright_ca: mytdawg: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

She has hips, she does however have a very tiny waist for the rest of her proportions.  Keep looking, you'll figure it out.

Ahhh Yulia, if you see any of her videos you will find she does have quite the figure just the foobies make your focus a bit out of perspective...


I misfired, didn't realize he was not referring to Bettie...  proofreading fail.
 
2013-04-02 10:29:45 AM

mytdawg: One of my favorites.


To this day heels with an ankle strap like that really put the lead in my pencil.
 
2013-04-02 10:30:32 AM

vudukungfu: jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?

You better not walk too close to the old men in the parking lot as you leave, son.


And stay the  F*CKoff our lawns!
 
2013-04-02 10:31:53 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: mytdawg: One of my favorites.

To this day heels with an ankle strap like that really put the lead in my pencil.


Fiddling with the stockings does not hurt one bit.
 
2013-04-02 10:33:33 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: vudukungfu: jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?

You better not walk too close to the old men in the parking lot as you leave, son.

And stay the  F*CKoff our lawns!


Kids these days.  pffffft.  Best part of them ran down the crack of their momma's ass...

/too far?
 
2013-04-02 10:35:03 AM
For the past eight months I've been repeatedly asking myself "Just who the hell does Katy Perry think she is?"

Now I know.
 
2013-04-02 10:36:17 AM

weirdneighbour: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.


And "pause" on the projector meant a burnt out spot on the film !
 
2013-04-02 10:37:15 AM

JerkStore: Am I the only one wondering why the hell Yulia Nova is so boring? A figure like that but watching her is like watching paint dry. I'm at a loss to explain why such dramatic proportions are so unerotic.

It's like she's the anti-Bettie Page who was pretty meh in the looks department but did so much with it.


Well she doesn't do hard porn or soft for that matter she just models....for me..personally. Like the thought she is not getting pounded by bunch of sleazeballs.
 I saw that Missy Model Christina chick doing lesbo and dildo work the other day on the tubes, that is new for her.
 
2013-04-02 10:38:26 AM

bim1154: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ah... what sweet memories indeed though!  Although you couldn't see those vaginas and in some cases those nipples, the imagination created such an erotic mood that at times I barely got my pecker out before blowing my young wad.  I do have to say that when those magazines started showing those luscious female parts, I was almost disappointed because nothing was a secret anymore.

/why yes... I am old too


And the porn films all looked like two Brillo pads fighting over a hotdog.
 
2013-04-02 10:41:52 AM

jfivealive: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a fat girl?


Because anorexic girls shaped like 12 y/o boys is not our scene, Twink.
 
2013-04-02 10:45:01 AM
i974.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 10:47:20 AM
i974.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 10:50:50 AM

weirdneighbour: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.


And those things were so noisy.. there is no way you could hear them pulling into the driveway early.
I got busted.
Dad told me to not tell mom.
 
2013-04-02 10:55:22 AM

weirdneighbour: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: weirdneighbour: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 431x599]

Maybe it's an optical illusion but there seems to be something weird with her proportions. Like she has giant shoulders and no hips at all. Women are supposed to have hips.

I think is just pic angle, her name is Yulia Nova, lots of pics .


Okay, she does have hips, but they're dwarfed by the massive tits. It's like the complete opposite of the proportions I like on a woman.

/also, adding "safe for work" to the google search on her does nothing
//nothing!
 
2013-04-02 10:55:23 AM

mytdawg: /too far?


Maybe. Depends which kid I think.
 
2013-04-02 11:00:09 AM
NSFW
http://www9.kinghost.com/fetish/epoque/section2.htm
NSFW
http://www.planetbettie.com/glamor/glam119.htm

Black and white fapping at it's best. Betty was a goddess and you're not worthy!
To call Lady gag-bag and madonna cheap imitations is an insult to her.
 
2013-04-02 11:02:10 AM
Did the first 4 or 5 posters all get together and decide "Let's misspell Bettie Page's name!"?

Anyways...

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 11:05:26 AM
men in their 20s still fap to this woman. she invented modern hotness.
 
2013-04-02 11:10:36 AM

master_dman: weirdneighbour: cig-mkr: Ahhh, memories of my misspent youth, pre Playboy, Swank, Gent and nudest magazines, 8 mm black and white  films.
The nudest rags were actually funny. The women had no vagina or nipples.
/why yes I am old

Ha. It used to be a race to set up projector, fap, then tear everything down before parents got home.

And those things were so noisy.. there is no way you could hear them pulling into the driveway early.
I got busted.
Dad told me to not tell mom.


Brother of a friend had a peep show projection booth in the back of his closet.
 
2013-04-02 11:12:15 AM
i174.photobucket.com
 
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