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(PennLive)   America's oldest woman dies again at 113   (pennlive.com) divider line 8
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2013-04-02 01:45:26 AM
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Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Every time someone is proclaimed the oldest person alive, they always die soon afterward.

I think there's a serial killer on the loose.

Don't you feel time gaining on you?


No, but I do find 10 years has got behind me. No one told me when to run... I missed the starting gun.
2013-04-02 01:11:37 AM
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Every time someone is proclaimed the oldest person alive, they always die soon afterward.

I think there's a serial killer on the loose.
2013-04-02 08:39:55 AM
2 votes:
I've only lived 40 years, but they sure *feel* like 113. The secret to feeling 113 is to spend a lot of time in meetings.
2013-04-02 06:24:42 AM
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Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Every time someone is proclaimed the oldest person alive, they always die soon afterward.

I think there's a serial killer on the loose.

Don't you feel time gaining on you?

No, but I do find 10 years has got behind me. No one told me when to run... I missed the starting gun.

Hang on to your hopes, my friend. That's an easy thing to say, but if your hope should pass away, simply pretend That you can build them again!

I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my armor. Hiding in my room, safe within my womb, I touch no one and no one touches me.

You say for you there's no relief, but I swear I'll prove you wrong. Don't stay in your lonely room, just staring back in silent gloom. That's not where you belong!


Christ, would you two just get a room already?
2013-04-02 01:18:57 PM
1 votes:

starlost: why don't we celebrate the world's youngest person?


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2013-04-02 08:35:58 AM
1 votes:
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The woman twice dead.

/She doesn't look THAT old.
//I could go for a souffle right about now...
2013-04-02 04:11:24 AM
1 votes:

BKITU: L.D. Ablo: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 250x286]
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Keep in mind, she was of the few who could have called Abe a whippersnapper and ordered him to vacate himself from her lawn.


Nobody talks about Abe that way.  What's gotten into you?
2013-04-02 02:09:16 AM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Every time someone is proclaimed the oldest person alive, they always die soon afterward.

I think there's a serial killer on the loose.

Don't you feel time gaining on you?

No, but I do find 10 years has got behind me. No one told me when to run... I missed the starting gun.

Hang on to your hopes, my friend. That's an easy thing to say, but if your hope should pass away, simply pretend That you can build them again!


I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my armor. Hiding in my room, safe within my womb, I touch no one and no one touches me.
 
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