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(CBS Chicago)   Eighty-year-old woman dies after falling down garbage chute; coroner to perform a compost-mortem   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 31
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2013-04-02 12:54:53 AM
Hardy har subby.
 
2013-04-02 01:12:40 AM
Should be "sad," Subby.  "Scary" if for Darwin's misses.
 
2013-04-02 05:38:35 AM
*groan*
 
2013-04-02 06:01:44 AM
Foo.
 
2013-04-02 06:06:59 AM
That headline is rubbish subby, pure rubbish.
 
2013-04-02 06:18:22 AM
After? Does subby know something we don't? How does subby know she went in alive when the police don't? They should question subby down at the precinct.
 
2013-04-02 06:50:13 AM
Childhood picture of the woman

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2013-04-02 07:09:39 AM
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That joke was horrid when I used it. And that was 18 years ago!
 
2013-04-02 07:19:22 AM
Groan, clap, grin.
 
2013-04-02 07:19:33 AM
Did they not shut off all the trash compactors in the detention level in time?
 
2013-04-02 07:46:47 AM
Why do I keep reading this garbage?
 
2013-04-02 07:48:24 AM
That stinks. I refuse to believe it.
 
2013-04-02 07:58:09 AM
She must've been a little trashed.
 
2013-04-02 08:01:12 AM

xanadian: She must've been a little trashed.


Or maybe a bit wasted
 
2013-04-02 08:02:13 AM
TFA. A 17 year old meat puppet died last year in the same garbage chute. Maybe this woman was retarded, also.
 
2013-04-02 08:15:56 AM
"On Feb. 20, 2012, 17-year-old Charlie Manley flee to his death down the same garbage chute. Manley had autism and down syndrome, CBS 2′s Susanna Song reports"

Charlie may have had autism and down syndrome, but at least he could edit his stories.
He may have fell to his death, or been (unsuccessfully) attempting to flee from death, but you don't generally flee to death unless you are suicidal.
 
2013-04-02 08:17:28 AM
I think I saw that episode of CSI.

/except the deceased was a college student
//got nothing
 
2013-04-02 08:27:48 AM
Authorities would like to question Shirley Manson on her whereabouts.
 
2013-04-02 08:39:11 AM

GoldDude: "On Feb. 20, 2012, 17-year-old Charlie Manley flee to his death down the same garbage chute. Manley had autism and down syndrome, CBS 2′s Susanna Song reports"

Charlie may have had autism and down syndrome, but at least he could edit his stories.
He may have fell fallen to his death, or been (unsuccessfully) attempting to flee from death, but you don't generally flee to death unless you are suicidal.


FTFY  Something, something past perfect preterit, or something like that. Too lazy, but "fell" aint rite.
 
2013-04-02 08:40:07 AM
Don't trash me. Jus' tryin' ta help.
 
2013-04-02 09:08:50 AM
Smells fishy. I refuse to believe a foul-play theory should just be trashed.
 
2013-04-02 09:13:56 AM
What a waste. She must have been down in the dumps and decided to throw her life away.
 
2013-04-02 09:30:52 AM
My jaded, dark-humor funnybone doesn't vibe with this.

Forgive me if I don't partake today
 
2013-04-02 10:41:45 AM

clkeagle: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x186]\
That joke was horrid when I used it. And that was 18 years ago!


That joke was  glorious when he used it.


/pleased to rake your acquaintance
 
2013-04-02 10:50:31 AM
garbage != compost
 
2013-04-02 11:14:16 AM
Boo, subby.  Boo.
 
2013-04-02 12:04:02 PM
Perhaps she was aiming for the recycling chute?
 
2013-04-02 12:47:41 PM
Isn't this the way we are supposed to dispose of the unwanted elderly? My mistake
 
2013-04-02 01:20:47 PM
Get in there you big furry Grandma.. I don't care what you smell
 
2013-04-02 04:19:43 PM

clkeagle: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x186]\
That joke was horrid when I used it. And that was 18 years ago!


Came for Willie reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-02 06:03:16 PM
subby owns stock in slide whistles
 
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