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(KATU)   Not news: People have a problem with their neighbors. News: Because the smell of the pot growing in their is overwhelming. Fark: No government agency, including the Portland Police, will bother to get involved   (katu.com) divider line 12
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2013-04-02 09:31:32 AM
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jafiwam: Every weed head and lowlife will show up looking for some hand out, smell the pot, then come back later and do a home invasion and clean the place out and perhaps, beat, maybe maim the annoying ass neighbors.


As a "weed head" I can tell you there's no way I'm pulling a home invasion unless there are lily-white biatches there to rape while I'm all hopped up on the reefer.
2013-04-01 10:33:41 PM
3 votes:
In their what?
2013-04-02 07:22:29 AM
2 votes:
daynali.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-02 05:24:07 AM
2 votes:

Popular Opinion: perhaps they would prefer a maggot farm?


The GOP isn't particularly powerful in that state.
2013-04-01 10:51:13 PM
2 votes:
Their castle

/there wolf
2013-04-02 10:17:27 AM
1 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: jafiwam: Every weed head and lowlife will show up looking for some hand out, smell the pot, then come back later and do a home invasion and clean the place out and perhaps, beat, maybe maim the annoying ass neighbors.

As a "weed head" I can tell you there's no way I'm pulling a home invasion unless there are lily-white biatches there to rape while I'm all hopped up on the reefer.


You sound like a jazz musician.
2013-04-02 08:24:00 AM
1 votes:
This should be easy to solve.

Post on Craigslist, with the address, "free pot samples".

Every weed head and lowlife will show up looking for some hand out, smell the pot, then come back later and do a home invasion and clean the place out and perhaps, beat, maybe maim the annoying ass neighbors.
2013-04-02 04:56:56 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Have you tried?


No because he's not an asshole.
2013-04-02 04:51:10 AM
1 votes:
When can I get rid of the curry-loving hipsters next door? Artisan curry with frufru ingredients means hours of FARKING STENCH. I mean, they're not doing anything illegal, but neither are the people in TFA, so...if they can make other people modify their behavior based on their preferences, so can I.
2013-04-02 04:42:56 AM
1 votes:
If I were the growers, I'd start a big compost pile right on the property line and toss hundreds of fish heads on it every day.
2013-04-02 04:40:12 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Grower claims it's not a business.


Well then it's clearly within the precedent set by STFU v. GBTW
2013-04-01 11:02:07 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Yup, legal MJ is going to mean new laws.


I hope not. We have to cull the laws, not add new ones for every pedantic little problem. What's the point of having lawyers if we're just going to legislate every last detail of everything?

Either cull the laws or the lawyers. I'm okay with either and both, but seriously we don't need new laws to tell people their crops stink.
 
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