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(IndyStar)   Hooking up with a 16 yr. old girl you met on Facebook to have sex is usually going end being a police sting, or a group of people who are going to kick your ass and rob you. This time it wasn't the police   (indystar.com) divider line 26
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2013-04-02 02:19:01 AM  
5 votes:
What?  Real 16-year-olds usually don't want to have sex with random creeps they meet on Facebook and such deals usually end badly?  Who'd a-thunk it?

/is 41 his age or IQ?
2013-04-02 02:31:53 AM  
3 votes:
I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?
2013-04-02 01:10:43 AM  
3 votes:
I'm having trouble generating any sympathy for this guy.

/not really trying that hard, either
2013-04-02 08:21:52 AM  
2 votes:
Hi honey. Oh what a day. That Kellerman project is eating up all my time at work. I had to skip lunch. Sorry I'm late. I was driving home and there were 4, no, 6 full grown men beating up this teenage girl. Well, I had to stop the car and stop this horrible attack. No! No one else was doing anything about it. I called 911 but I got a busy signal. I guess that's because of the sequestration/fiscal cliff thing, right? Anyhow, I jumped right in. they didn't see me coming and I got the drop on them. A few karate chops and they ran like cowards. Well, I couldn't leave the girl there so I put her in the car and we drove to the hospital. She was really beaten up!

When I got to the hospital, I realized that I must have dropped my wallet. I'll bet it was when I was doing that flying roundhouse kick to the biggest, baddest guy. It really took him down. So I drove back to where I fought them and looked around. I saw them coming out of an Ambercrombie and Finch store with a bunch of stuff and my wallet so I laid in to them again. I went full Jackie Chang(*) on them.

I was so afraid that I might kill them with my patented Death Punch of Death, that I had to step back and let them limp away. They'll probably stop their even ways and join a ministry.

Anyhow, let me tell you about that Kellerman. He keeps submitting changes even though the close date was last week. The boss plays golf with him so he says "Let Kellerman get what he wants. He brought 14% more business in last year. He doesn't even use the correct change request form. He e-mails me the stuff and I have to fill out the form and chase him down to sign it.

(*) I know. He doesn't. Did you lose your place? I often do when there's a (*) and I look at the bottom of the page to see what it referring to. I really hate it when you gotta go to the end of the book to look. And it's a damn Michael Crichton novel and you have to dig though "Chapter 3 - 2 The Welsh Doctrine stated in 1992 that only a specific blend of cheeses and standard toast could constitute Welsh Rabbit. This was amended in 1994 with the Denny's Welsh Amendment when Texas Toast could be substituted. Welsh, Denny's Welsh Doctrine 1992 (amended 1994)." And it turns out, Michael Crichton made all this crap up! I cited a bunch of his stuff in college term papers. I'm not giving back my associate's degree in liberal arts just because he can't tell the truth.
2013-04-02 03:59:55 AM  
2 votes:

Pert: I was once on a Stag Party where a guy had to use a payphone to ring home to tell his wife he had been robbed by a prostitute. She hung up....

Thing is, the prostitute had been returning to our B&B with a couple of clients (who we didn't know) and had found him passed out in the hallway, helped him up and took his wallet in the process.

No way he could keep his wife on the phone long enough to explain...


Why on god's green Earth did he think a good opening was, "Honey, I just got robbed by a hooker' and not, "Honey, I just got robbed"?
Ral
2013-04-02 02:35:17 AM  
2 votes:
Why were they able to use his credit cards?  Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?
2013-04-02 02:34:25 AM  
2 votes:
Ah, the wonders of the internet never cease!  In the old days, you had to stalk a victim in a dark parking lot.  These days, you just throw up a post on Craigslist and they come to you.
2013-04-02 02:28:18 AM  
2 votes:
Ironically, I once made arrangements to be savagely beaten and robbed by a group of strangers on Facebook and instead had wild, animalistic, passionate sex with a 16 year old girl.

Never believe what you read online, people. It's all lies.
2013-04-02 02:26:54 AM  
2 votes:
Except for the robbery, good farking job. Lets see more of this.
2013-04-02 01:39:54 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.

Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.


Actually it differs from state to state, but you know, don't let facts get in the way of a good rant on morality...
2013-04-02 10:34:59 AM  
1 votes:
Ever hopeful guys.

The beauty of this is that the girl can contact him again on Facebook, apologize, saying it was never her intention, but her brother found out and he set up the whole thing as a 'lesson'. A couple of nude pics later, and she can meet up with the guy where they can rob him again.


/testosterone FTW!!
2013-04-02 10:30:12 AM  
1 votes:

tbhouston: Ah I love america, so sexually repressed because of your silly beliefs in god..European age of consent in most countires id 14-16


Europeans don't believe in god?

If I had my way the age of consent would be 22 outside of the kid's peer group, and Im an atheist.
2013-04-02 10:27:32 AM  
1 votes:

Generation_D: Plenty of celebs are walking around with models half their age. The delusion is real, but it is also well-advertised.


For me "Middle Aged Delusional Syndrome" is when someone who is not a celeb, not attractive either physically or mentally, and who is clearly by every metric inferior to a younger person persists in thinking that now, at 40+, it's the best time of his life.

You can be the best you can be, but better than a 20 something? Please. I can feel the decay in my body and I *know* my brain is falling apart. There's nothing good or fun or sexy about aging. Some people just want to live youth vicariously.

I can't blame them, but you have to be honest with yourself.
2013-04-02 10:22:37 AM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.

Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.


Both Indiana (where the FTA states this took place) and Ohio are absolute consent at 16 states.  Both Ohio and Indiana have provisions for consent when both parties are 13-16 and it's NOT statutory rape in those instances.

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2013-04-02 04:08:54 AM  
1 votes:
Has this country gotten so PC that we can't even blame this sort of thing on minorities anymore?

I'll bet if he wasn't married the cops would have never heard about it.
2013-04-02 03:54:27 AM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.

Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.


Florida's is weird. If your ages 18 - 23 then the age of consent is 16. If you turn 24, the age of consent is 18. So... if a 23 year old hooks up with a 16 year old there's going to be some grey area there...  Citation
2013-04-02 03:44:48 AM  
1 votes:

Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.


Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.
2013-04-02 03:41:19 AM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: timujin: I've had a fair number of girls in their early to mid-twenties "throw themselves" at me lately. That hasn't happened since I was in my twenties. It's a little odd, really. I know a lot of guys who would tell me to just go with it, but I'm much more comfortable with the "half plus seven" standard.

You, sir, are what's wrong with America.


In so many ways...
2013-04-02 03:33:22 AM  
1 votes:

timujin: I've had a fair number of girls in their early to mid-twenties "throw themselves" at me lately. That hasn't happened since I was in my twenties. It's a little odd, really. I know a lot of guys who would tell me to just go with it, but I'm much more comfortable with the "half plus seven" standard.


You, sir, are what's wrong with America.
2013-04-02 03:00:12 AM  
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: Psycat: they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.

They're probably assuming the 16 year old has mental issues, and it doesn't matter to them.


The ones with mental issues don't want to have sex with them either. These 16 year old girls that are so wild and messed up that they are waiting around on Facebook or wherever to have sex with anybody, including a fat, balding, skid marked underwear wearing 40 year old man are mythical beings. Now their are some that will have sex with them for money, or are forced too, but very very very few are willingly doing this. .
2013-04-02 02:58:55 AM  
1 votes:
two wrongs don't make a right

but in this case, he appears to have deserved what he got.
if i caught him with my daughter, he would be useless to his wife.
2013-04-02 02:55:26 AM  
1 votes:

Ral: Why were they able to use his credit cards?  Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?


Both Visa and MasterCard prohibit merchants from requiring customer ID as a condition for accepting their credit or debit cards. All you need is a signed card, and of course the signatures must match.
http://news.consumerreports.org/money/2011/02/id-credit-card-debit-c ar d-require-kmart-sears-policy-mastercard-american-express.html

Another story goes that some stores were profiling their customers. They carded minorities even in business suits and let other lighter shades in grungy clothes go ahead. The card companies saw lawsuits and government investigation headed their way, so they washed their hands of ID requirements.
2013-04-02 02:39:59 AM  
1 votes:

Psycat: they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.


They're probably assuming the 16 year old has mental issues, and it doesn't matter to them.
2013-04-02 02:29:15 AM  
1 votes:
It's called trick rolling...

Link
2013-04-02 02:19:34 AM  
1 votes:
HA HA!
2013-04-02 01:16:24 AM  
1 votes:
Sounds like the teens (and 20 year olds) were betting on him not going to the cops.
Apparently, they bet wrong.

//the robbery may seem like a real bargain if a divorce is forthcoming
 
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