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(IndyStar)   Hooking up with a 16 yr. old girl you met on Facebook to have sex is usually going end being a police sting, or a group of people who are going to kick your ass and rob you. This time it wasn't the police   (indystar.com) divider line 113
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2013-04-02 02:40:44 PM

hdhale: KrispyKritter: genius is lucky they didn't rob his house, kill the wife and burn the place to the ground then slice his throat and sell his car. me thinks wifey is talking to a good divorce attorney right about now. jackpot.

Actually, the 16 year old is lucky she isn't rotting in a shallow grave or a 50 gallon barrel in some place so remote her remains will never be found.  What happens if the guy had turned out to be a serial killer? or simply smelled a trap, didn't go the house as planned, and in an ensuing struggle she got stabbed or shot?  Very dangerous game she was playing, counting on her charm and instincts to keep her safe until she brought prey into the trap.  Sometimes the prey becomes the hunter.

There is no jackpot here, everybody lost.


If 16 is legal in her state, then the guy that got robbed might be interested in some retribution beyond what the court system will dish out to these "children".  I'm not advocating illegal violence, of course, but it might do the world a little good.

(If that's the wrong answer, consider that tomorrow I might think the guy is a perv and should rot in hell.  Depends on what I had for breakfast that day.)
 
2013-04-02 02:42:38 PM

ongbok: This shiat has been going on a lot around here also.

I got just one question. Does this whole meeting up with teens you met on Facebook ever result in anything other than Chris Hansen, delivering yourself to the cops, or an ass kicking and getting robbed? Do people ever really end up having sex with a 16 year old?


Sadly yes, I knew of a person in Portland (I would never call him a friend).  He hooked up with a 16 year old when he was almost thirty, her family was cool with everything.  But luckilly he pushed his luck and tried to hook up with a 14 year old girl from Craigslist.  And it turned out to be a police sting and he was sentenced with many years :-)
 
2013-04-02 02:51:38 PM
Where is the pope's other hand?
 
2013-04-02 06:27:08 PM
While I normally don't approve of assault and battery as a means of making a living, I have to applaud the kids' entrepreneurial spirit here.  They figured out a winning business plan and carried it through successfully.
 
2013-04-02 08:06:15 PM

Generation_D: Quantum Apostrophe: Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?

Middle Aged Delusional Syndrome could explain it. However, if you are fat and balding at 41, that's gotta be hard psychologically. If you can believe that a transexual can be born in the wrong gender body, it's not that hard to believe that someone could feel in the wrong age body.

Plenty of celebs are walking around with models half their age. The delusion is real, but it is also well-advertised.


Key word there is "celebs". You have to have something to trade to make up for being physically undesirable, wealth or status are the usual bargaining chips.

Just because the fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous guy, really, really wants a young hottie to bone, it doesn't mean he has a real chance of getting one.

Ask a man to think of a woman twenty plus years older than himself (and no celebs allowed, think of the sort that attends the local bingo group or bowls club) and you'd get a reaction along the lines of 'eww do not want', that is how the hot young thing really thinks of the guy twenty plus years older than herself that is desperately trying to get into her knickers.
 
2013-04-02 08:09:09 PM

Nidiot: Just because the fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous guy, really, really wants a young hottie to bone, it doesn't mean he has a real chance of getting one.


You'd be amazed at who teenage chicks would fark for a bag of weed and some booze.
 
2013-04-02 08:12:31 PM

filter: I meet my girls on craigslist--- always give my wife the girl's phone number. We usually do a reverse look-up to vet them out before the meetup. Thank god the age of consent is so low around here-- else I would be a real creep.


Hey, I have some great news for you! The age of consent in your area has nothing to do with your creepiness!
 
2013-04-02 08:16:20 PM

missmez: If I had my way the age of consent would be 22 outside of the kid's peer group, and Im an atheist.


That's bizarrely arbitrary. Not that age of consent isn't arbitrary anyway, but 22? That's just weird. You're telling me that people would be old enough to go to war and old enough to drink and old enough to drive and old enough to start their own company and old enough to get a home loan....but not old enough to pick their own sexual partners? You're quite an authoritarian.
 
2013-04-02 08:50:22 PM

untaken_name: missmez: If I had my way the age of consent would be 22 outside of the kid's peer group, and Im an atheist.

That's bizarrely arbitrary. Not that age of consent isn't arbitrary anyway, but 22? That's just weird. You're telling me that people would be old enough to go to war and old enough to drink and old enough to drive and old enough to start their own company and old enough to get a home loan....but not old enough to pick their own sexual partners? You're quite an authoritarian.


She's probably a mother.
 
2013-04-02 09:05:18 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: untaken_name: missmez: If I had my way the age of consent would be 22 outside of the kid's peer group, and Im an atheist.

That's bizarrely arbitrary. Not that age of consent isn't arbitrary anyway, but 22? That's just weird. You're telling me that people would be old enough to go to war and old enough to drink and old enough to drive and old enough to start their own company and old enough to get a home loan....but not old enough to pick their own sexual partners? You're quite an authoritarian.

She's probably a mother.


Potato, potahto.
 
2013-04-03 01:26:29 AM

untaken_name: filter: I meet my girls on craigslist--- always give my wife the girl's phone number. We usually do a reverse look-up to vet them out before the meetup. Thank god the age of consent is so low around here-- else I would be a real creep.

Hey, I have some great news for you! The age of consent in your area has nothing to do with your creepiness!


Exactly, creepiness is to do with how much younger the girl is than you. If the sixteen year old has an eighteen year old boyfriend, the boyfriend is not a creep, but if an eighteen year old girl has a forty year old man hitting on her, that guy is a creep.
 
2013-04-03 02:13:36 AM

untaken_name: missmez: If I had my way the age of consent would be 22 outside of the kid's peer group, and Im an atheist.

That's bizarrely arbitrary. Not that age of consent isn't arbitrary anyway, but 22? That's just weird. You're telling me that people would be old enough to go to war and old enough to drink and old enough to drive and old enough to start their own company and old enough to get a home loan....but not old enough to pick their own sexual partners? You're quite an authoritarian.


You're not paying attention.  I'm not saying they should't fark, I'm saying they shouldn't box outside their weight.  Now that you bring it up, I'm changing it to 28.
 
2013-04-03 03:58:05 AM

missmez: untaken_name: missmez: If I had my way the age of consent would be 22 outside of the kid's peer group, and Im an atheist.

That's bizarrely arbitrary. Not that age of consent isn't arbitrary anyway, but 22? That's just weird. You're telling me that people would be old enough to go to war and old enough to drink and old enough to drive and old enough to start their own company and old enough to get a home loan....but not old enough to pick their own sexual partners? You're quite an authoritarian.

You're not paying attention.  I'm not saying they should't fark, I'm saying they shouldn't box outside their weight.  Now that you bring it up, I'm changing it to 28.


I'm sure you would have been just fine with someone you don't know and never met arbitrarily limiting your sexual partners for you at that age (assuming you have even indeed reached it). Yet you would do that to others now that its effects cannot be imposed on you. How perfectly awful of you. Why not decide you're going to raise the driving age to 40, while you're at it? And then somehow try to claim that you're not authoritarian. Lol.
 
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