Psycat: Real 16-year-olds usually don't want to have sex with random creeps they meet on Facebook
UtopianDevil: MNguy: It's kind of creepy how many Farkers are so familiar with age of consent laws.Creepy, or they work with law enforcement - you know, those people that tend to know the laws.Or both.
UtopianDevil: untaken_name: Neondistraction: And as someone else already pointed out, merchants aren't required to check for ID unless the card is unsigned.Which would first require them to examine the card, which no retailer I've done business with in the past 5 years has done.I haven't signed the back of a credit card in over ten years. No merchant has ever mentioned it.
Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy. Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them. WTF?
Quantum Apostrophe: If you can believe that a transexual can be born in the wrong gender body, it's not that hard to believe that someone could feel in the wrong age body.
macadamnut: Quantum Apostrophe: If you can believe that a transexual can be born in the wrong gender body, it's not that hard to believe that someone could feel in the wrong age body.You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
ongbok: This shiat has been going on a lot around here also.I got just one question. Does this whole meeting up with teens you met on Facebook ever result in anything other than Chris Hansen, delivering yourself to the cops, or an ass kicking and getting robbed? Do people ever really end up having sex with a 16 year old?
detritus: "Have a seat right over there.. and give me your wallet and keys."
ongbok: Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.
tb tibbles: Ral: Why were they able to use his credit cards? Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?Both Visa and MasterCard prohibit merchants from requiring customer ID as a condition for accepting their credit or debit cards. All you need is a signed card, and of course the signatures must match.http://news.consumerreports.org/money/2011/02/id-credit-card-debit-c ar d-require-kmart-sears-policy-mastercard-american-express.htmlAnother story goes that some stores were profiling their customers. They carded minorities even in business suits and let other lighter shades in grungy clothes go ahead. The card companies saw lawsuits and government investigation headed their way, so they washed their hands of ID requirements.
Rapmaster2000: I remember calling that place Nobletucky about 20 years ago. Do they still call it that?
Quantum Apostrophe: Hmm, why does Nature make youth so attractive?
DoctorCal: The four robbers, police said, also took the man's car, a 2013 Lexus, and went on a shopping spree using his credit cards.lulz
theorellior: Quantum Apostrophe: Hmm, why does Nature make youth so attractive?Because those are the ones who know how to work a 3D printer.
finnished: UtopianDevil:I haven't signed the back of a credit card in over ten years. No merchant has ever mentioned it.See where it says "Not valid unless signed"?
Quantum Apostrophe: Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy. Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them. WTF?Middle Aged Delusional Syndrome could explain it. However, if you are fat and balding at 41, that's gotta be hard psychologically. If you can believe that a transexual can be born in the wrong gender body, it's not that hard to believe that someone could feel in the wrong age body.
Generation_D: Plenty of celebs are walking around with models half their age. The delusion is real, but it is also well-advertised.
tbhouston: Ah I love america, so sexually repressed because of your silly beliefs in god..European age of consent in most countires id 14-16
broken jebus: What I learned from reading the article's comment section: The age of consent in Indiana is 16.
KrispyKritter: genius is lucky they didn't rob his house, kill the wife and burn the place to the ground then slice his throat and sell his car. me thinks wifey is talking to a good divorce attorney right about now. jackpot.
Konfetka: It's been done. Meet this guy, who graduated in my HS class. He went AWOL, fled to Italy where he got married, then when they were both back in the States, they used photos of her to lure in pedophiles.http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/to-rob-a-predator/Content?oid=14 96 256
catzilla: Great thing about 16 year olds? There's six of them.Wait.... What?
Harry Freakstorm: Hi honey. Oh what a day. That Kellerman project is eating up all my time at work. I had to skip lunch. Sorry I'm late. I was driving home and there were 4, no, 6 full grown men beating up this teenage girl. Well, I had to stop the car and stop this horrible attack. No! No one else was doing anything about it. I called 911 but I got a busy signal. I guess that's because of the sequestration/fiscal cliff thing, right? Anyhow, I jumped right in. they didn't see me coming and I got the drop on them. A few karate chops and they ran like cowards. Well, I couldn't leave the girl there so I put her in the car and we drove to the hospital. She was really beaten up!When I got to the hospital, I realized that I must have dropped my wallet. I'll bet it was when I was doing that flying roundhouse kick to the biggest, baddest guy. It really took him down. So I drove back to where I fought them and looked around. I saw them coming out of an Ambercrombie and Finch store with a bunch of stuff and my wallet so I laid in to them again. I went full Jackie Chang(*) on them.I was so afraid that I might kill them with my patented Death Punch of Death, that I had to step back and let them limp away. They'll probably stop their even ways and join a ministry.Anyhow, let me tell you about that Kellerman. He keeps submitting changes even though the close date was last week. The boss plays golf with him so he says "Let Kellerman get what he wants. He brought 14% more business in last year. He doesn't even use the correct change request form. He e-mails me the stuff and I have to fill out the form and chase him down to sign it.(*) I know. He doesn't. Did you lose your place? I often do when there's a (*) and I look at the bottom of the page to see what it referring to. I really hate it when you gotta go to the end of the book to look. And it's a damn Michael Crichton novel and you have to dig though "Chapter 3 - 2 The Welsh Doctrine stated in 1992 that only ...
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