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(IndyStar)   Hooking up with a 16 yr. old girl you met on Facebook to have sex is usually going end being a police sting, or a group of people who are going to kick your ass and rob you. This time it wasn't the police   (indystar.com) divider line 113
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2013-04-02 01:10:43 AM  
I'm having trouble generating any sympathy for this guy.

/not really trying that hard, either
 
2013-04-02 01:16:24 AM  
Sounds like the teens (and 20 year olds) were betting on him not going to the cops.
Apparently, they bet wrong.

//the robbery may seem like a real bargain if a divorce is forthcoming
 
2013-04-02 02:18:24 AM  
He then drove back to his Far-Northside house, where he told his wife he had been robbed,

That's gotta be one hell of a conversation.
 
2013-04-02 02:19:01 AM  
What?  Real 16-year-olds usually don't want to have sex with random creeps they meet on Facebook and such deals usually end badly?  Who'd a-thunk it?

/is 41 his age or IQ?
 
2013-04-02 02:19:34 AM  
HA HA!
 
2013-04-02 02:26:54 AM  
Except for the robbery, good farking job. Lets see more of this.
 
2013-04-02 02:28:18 AM  
Ironically, I once made arrangements to be savagely beaten and robbed by a group of strangers on Facebook and instead had wild, animalistic, passionate sex with a 16 year old girl.

Never believe what you read online, people. It's all lies.
 
2013-04-02 02:29:15 AM  
It's called trick rolling...

Link
 
2013-04-02 02:31:53 AM  
I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?
 
2013-04-02 02:33:47 AM  
"Have a seat right over there.. and give me your wallet and keys."
 
2013-04-02 02:34:25 AM  
Ah, the wonders of the internet never cease!  In the old days, you had to stalk a victim in a dark parking lot.  These days, you just throw up a post on Craigslist and they come to you.
 
Ral
2013-04-02 02:35:17 AM  
Why were they able to use his credit cards?  Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?
 
2013-04-02 02:36:29 AM  
This shiat has been going on a lot around here also.

I got just one question. Does this whole meeting up with teens you met on Facebook ever result in anything other than Chris Hansen, delivering yourself to the cops, or an ass kicking and getting robbed? Do people ever really end up having sex with a 16 year old?
 
2013-04-02 02:36:51 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ah, the wonders of the internet never cease!  In the old days, you had to stalk a victim in a dark parking lot.  These days, you just throw up a post on Craigslist and they come to you.


Funny thing about that is if they didn't use computers to meet it would have been perfectly legal in Indiana.
 
2013-04-02 02:39:59 AM  

Psycat: they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.


They're probably assuming the 16 year old has mental issues, and it doesn't matter to them.
 
2013-04-02 02:42:39 AM  

ongbok: This shiat has been going on a lot around here also.

I got just one question. Does this whole meeting up with teens you met on Facebook ever result in anything other than Chris Hansen, delivering yourself to the cops, or an ass kicking and getting robbed? Do people ever really end up having sex with a 16 year old?


Probably not.  But that doesn't stop a never-ending line of idiots from trying...
 
2013-04-02 02:46:49 AM  
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2013-04-02 02:49:30 AM  
I was once on a Stag Party where a guy had to use a payphone to ring home to tell his wife he had been robbed by a prostitute. She hung up....

Thing is, the prostitute had been returning to our B&B with a couple of clients (who we didn't know) and had found him passed out in the hallway, helped him up and took his wallet in the process.

No way he could keep his wife on the phone long enough to explain...
 
2013-04-02 02:52:56 AM  

Ishkur: He then drove back to his Far-Northside house, where he told his wife he had been robbed,

That's gotta be one hell of a conversation.


i'd like to think it took place all in the speech from clockwork orange.
 
2013-04-02 02:55:26 AM  

Ral: Why were they able to use his credit cards?  Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?


Both Visa and MasterCard prohibit merchants from requiring customer ID as a condition for accepting their credit or debit cards. All you need is a signed card, and of course the signatures must match.
http://news.consumerreports.org/money/2011/02/id-credit-card-debit-c ar d-require-kmart-sears-policy-mastercard-american-express.html

Another story goes that some stores were profiling their customers. They carded minorities even in business suits and let other lighter shades in grungy clothes go ahead. The card companies saw lawsuits and government investigation headed their way, so they washed their hands of ID requirements.
 
2013-04-02 02:58:55 AM  
two wrongs don't make a right

but in this case, he appears to have deserved what he got.
if i caught him with my daughter, he would be useless to his wife.
 
2013-04-02 03:00:12 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Psycat: they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.

They're probably assuming the 16 year old has mental issues, and it doesn't matter to them.


The ones with mental issues don't want to have sex with them either. These 16 year old girls that are so wild and messed up that they are waiting around on Facebook or wherever to have sex with anybody, including a fat, balding, skid marked underwear wearing 40 year old man are mythical beings. Now their are some that will have sex with them for money, or are forced too, but very very very few are willingly doing this. .
 
2013-04-02 03:03:20 AM  

Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?


I've had a fair number of girls in their early to mid-twenties "throw themselves" at me lately.  That hasn't happened since I was in my twenties.  It's a little odd, really.  I know a lot of guys who would tell me to just go with it, but I'm much more comfortable with the "half plus seven" standard.

/yeah, not even a CSB, but what do you want at this hour?
 
2013-04-02 03:04:12 AM  
His credit cards screwed up, his wife is on to his cheating heart, what a mess. And his place of employment will probably find out about this and he'll never live it down.actually he's lucky they didn't rough him up, shoot him, "lose" the car, or report him to the police.
 
2013-04-02 03:25:39 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ah, the wonders of the internet never cease!  In the old days, you had to stalk a victim in a dark parking lot.  These days, you just throw up a post on Craigslist and they come to you.


That's how my "sugar daddy seeking sugar baby" ads work.

/IDK why they keep getting flagged down.
 
2013-04-02 03:26:15 AM  
a group of people who are going to kick your ass and rob you.

And then his soon to be ex-wife got a hold of his stupid ass.
 
2013-04-02 03:30:14 AM  

Ral: Why were they able to use his credit cards?  Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?


The right kind of merchants don't read cards too closely.  There are a lot of them.  "Oh, it's my Dad's!  He couldn't be here for my birthday (sob)" works surprisingly often, too.
 
2013-04-02 03:33:22 AM  

timujin: I've had a fair number of girls in their early to mid-twenties "throw themselves" at me lately. That hasn't happened since I was in my twenties. It's a little odd, really. I know a lot of guys who would tell me to just go with it, but I'm much more comfortable with the "half plus seven" standard.


You, sir, are what's wrong with America.
 
2013-04-02 03:37:23 AM  
Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.
 
2013-04-02 03:41:19 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: timujin: I've had a fair number of girls in their early to mid-twenties "throw themselves" at me lately. That hasn't happened since I was in my twenties. It's a little odd, really. I know a lot of guys who would tell me to just go with it, but I'm much more comfortable with the "half plus seven" standard.

You, sir, are what's wrong with America.


In so many ways...
 
2013-04-02 03:44:48 AM  

Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.


Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.
 
2013-04-02 03:54:27 AM  

ongbok: Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.

Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.


Florida's is weird. If your ages 18 - 23 then the age of consent is 16. If you turn 24, the age of consent is 18. So... if a 23 year old hooks up with a 16 year old there's going to be some grey area there...  Citation
 
2013-04-02 03:59:55 AM  

Pert: I was once on a Stag Party where a guy had to use a payphone to ring home to tell his wife he had been robbed by a prostitute. She hung up....

Thing is, the prostitute had been returning to our B&B with a couple of clients (who we didn't know) and had found him passed out in the hallway, helped him up and took his wallet in the process.

No way he could keep his wife on the phone long enough to explain...


Why on god's green Earth did he think a good opening was, "Honey, I just got robbed by a hooker' and not, "Honey, I just got robbed"?
 
2013-04-02 04:08:54 AM  
Has this country gotten so PC that we can't even blame this sort of thing on minorities anymore?

I'll bet if he wasn't married the cops would have never heard about it.
 
2013-04-02 04:41:05 AM  

Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?


To be fair, now that I have somehow survived into my early 40s I do think I might conceivably stand a chance with a smoking hot 16 year old, provided she has intense daddy issues. And is blind. And also stupid and possibly suffering dementia as well.
 
2013-04-02 04:55:06 AM  

Popular Opinion: two wrongs don't make a right

but in this case, he appears to have deserved what he got.
if i caught him with my daughter, he would be useless to his wife.


Well, trying to mess around with anyone's young daughter means this guy is already useless to his wife.  However I do get where you are going with your thought.
 
2013-04-02 05:17:04 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?

To be fair, now that I have somehow survived into my early 40s I do think I might conceivably stand a chance with a smoking hot 16 year old, provided she has intense daddy issues. And is blind. And also stupid and possibly suffering dementia as well.


See now its good to see a man with standards in this day and age
 
2013-04-02 05:24:17 AM  

Fano: Ishkur: He then drove back to his Far-Northside house, where he told his wife he had been robbed,

That's gotta be one hell of a conversation.

i'd like to think it took place all in the speech from clockwork orange.


Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well.
 
2013-04-02 05:31:37 AM  

ongbok: Pincy: Ya guy is an idiot but half the states have age of consent at 16 so it's not always a police sting.

Don't listen to this advice because in almost every state if you are over 21 you will go to jail listening to him. And in some states if you are over 17 or 18 you will go to jail listening to him.


I don't know about other states, but here in Ohio, 16 is the age of consent, period. It doesn't matter if the other person is 18 or 80. There are separate laws governing abuse by those in a position of authority (teacher/student for example).
 
2013-04-02 05:34:50 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Ral: Why were they able to use his credit cards?  Did the merchants not even bother to ask for ID with a gaggle of teenagers buying tons of expensive shiat?

The right kind of merchants don't read cards too closely.  There are a lot of them.  "Oh, it's my Dad's!  He couldn't be here for my birthday (sob)" works surprisingly often, too.


It also depends on what part of the city they used the cards in.  If it's one of the more well-off areas, it's not that unusual at all for a teenager to have a credit card.  If it's one of the rougher areas of town, they likely just don't give a shiat; it's not their money.

And as someone else already pointed out, merchants aren't required to check for ID unless the card is unsigned.
 
2013-04-02 05:35:55 AM  

Neondistraction: And as someone else already pointed out, merchants aren't required to check for ID unless the card is unsigned.


Which would first require them to examine the card, which no retailer I've done business with in the past 5 years has done.
 
2013-04-02 06:03:34 AM  

untaken_name: Neondistraction: And as someone else already pointed out, merchants aren't required to check for ID unless the card is unsigned.

Which would first require them to examine the card, which no retailer I've done business with in the past 5 years has done.



I haven't signed the back of a credit card in over ten years. No merchant has ever mentioned it.
 
2013-04-02 06:37:02 AM  
Yep, age of consent in Indiana seems to be 16.  I think this girl didn't think her cunning plan through all the way.  He may be creepy perv, but it doesn't seem like he broke any laws, but the girl and her friends sure did.
 
2013-04-02 06:45:26 AM  

Psycat: I've known way too many people like this guy.  Fat, balding, middle-aged, not rich or famous, just average or even below-average--and yet they have the delusion that smoking-hot 16-year-olds without serious mental issues just want to throw their bodies at them.  WTF?


Middle Aged Delusional Syndrome could explain it. However, if you are fat and balding at 41, that's gotta be hard psychologically. If you can believe that a transexual can be born in the wrong gender body, it's not that hard to believe that someone could feel in the wrong age body.
 
2013-04-02 07:00:47 AM  
"usually going end being"

my brain asplode
 
2013-04-02 07:03:19 AM  
incoherent headline is incoherent
 
2013-04-02 07:05:55 AM  
It's kind of creepy how many Farkers are so familiar with age of consent laws.
 
2013-04-02 07:12:28 AM  

MNguy: It's kind of creepy how many Farkers are so familiar with age of consent laws.


Creepy, or they work with law enforcement - you know, those people that tend to know the laws.

Or both.
 
2013-04-02 07:14:00 AM  

MNguy: It's kind of creepy how many Farkers are so familiar with age of consent laws.


Hmm, why does Nature make youth so attractive?
 
2013-04-02 07:30:41 AM  
Ah I love america, so sexually repressed because of your silly beliefs in god..European age of consent in most countires id 14-16
 
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