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(Denver Post)   Obvious: children like brownies and gummy bears. Bad: In Colorado, many of those are filled with THC, increasing the number of children in the ER for pot poisoning since 2009 by infinity   (denverpost.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-01 11:58:15 PM  
5 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2013-04-01 11:46:06 PM  
4 votes:
How many marijuaina's did they inject?!?!?!?
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The entire countries of Colorado and Washington DC will be dead before the end of year because of what they have done.  None will survive, the second hand smoke alone will kill billions.

Farking...BILLIONS.
2013-04-01 11:00:46 PM  
4 votes:
I tried to commit suicide by overdosing on cannabis, but after the first two hits I felt better.
2013-04-01 09:09:09 PM  
4 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-01 10:12:35 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-01 10:22:59 PM  
2 votes:

rbuzby: Anybody who who pulls out the "FACEPALM" thing should be showing the pic of Picard doing it, or just don't bother.  This is FARK, not some place with no cool pics. Said I, the guy who doesn't know how to post pics here.


He wasn't worth the few seconds it would have taken to google the image.  Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities.
2013-04-01 10:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
Pot poisoning

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2013-04-01 09:50:27 PM  
2 votes:
You can put THC in gummi worms?
2013-04-01 09:33:45 PM  
2 votes:

Lucky LaRue: I think I may have the genetics researchers need to solve this problem - I have never been poisoned by an pot overdose.


I died from a pot overdose once...
2013-04-01 09:23:32 PM  
2 votes:
My secretary, Cheryl Tunt, calls them groovy bears.
2013-04-02 03:38:40 PM  
1 votes:
Fark_Guy_Rob:
I've seen the full page ads promising weed-cards, same day, no questions asked, signed by a real doctor, cash only, no medical history required.
 I've seen the people going in and out of the weed shops.
I've seen inside the weed shops.


But have you seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion or watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Tiem to high.

/otoh, would have liked some mmj rather than the oxy i got after my neck surgery
//florida will probably be one of the last to get mmj
///too much 'south' in north florida and too many of 'those people' in south florida that the north floridians don't like
2013-04-02 01:57:40 AM  
1 votes:

thorthor: AeAe: thorthor: I am willing to ingest the Ld 50, no lets make it double Ld50. Any time, any place. you farkers pay, any method of ingestion you choose. Lets prove it once and for all. If I end up w/anything worse than a headache, ill farking join the GOP and start campaigning for absolute prohibition. Ill be the next Neil Armstrong. One small step.....

I vaguely remember reading that the LD50 was something like 30% of your body weight of cannabis consumed in a short period of time (say, an hour).

Let's say you're 150 lbs.  How do you propose "consuming" 50 lbs of herb in a hour?

I assume concentrations, ie edibles in liquid form. Hell, ill inject it if someone will distill the thc. Remember I'm the guinea pig, you're the scientist. You figure it out. Besides, your argument feeds into my point. Any time, any place.


I wanna party with you
2013-04-02 01:06:10 AM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-01 11:39:34 PM  
1 votes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU

What having too much pot is like.
2013-04-01 11:16:10 PM  
1 votes:

scalpod: Amos Quito: MeanJean: You can put THC in gummi worms?


1. Feed worms weed
2. They turn into gum and die
3. Eat them

How can I eat them if I'm dead?


Oh, I see what happened. "They turn" became "Turn them" in my mind because I'M HIGH ON THC RIGHT NOW AND REPLYING TO MYSELF.
2013-04-01 11:04:58 PM  
1 votes:
EvilRacistNaziFascist:

maxheck: Next time you think the US is nasty on drugs consider... In the Golden Triangle countries of SE Asia, they have big signs right outside the airports explaining in multiple languages how use = life sentence and distribution = automatic death penalty. And yeah, that includes pot. I don't have a reference, but I was informed that there was even a case where someone was able to prove that the drugs in their system were ingested in another country, and they *still* were convicted on a blood test. To life. In an Asian prision. Mind you, this is SE Asia, and I'm pretty sure the government doesn't want the competition, but still. The US is stupid, but not that nasty.

Yes, but I'm sure that the explanation for repressive Asian drug laws ultimately lies with Whitey and/or the Western world -- and that some Farker will be along shortly to tell us exactly why.


Well, ok then. Thanks for sharing!
2013-04-01 10:57:35 PM  
1 votes:
still not seeing why this is any sort of major concern....cannabis simply isn't dangerous to the human body.  you literally cannot 'take too much'.  the human body either stores excess THC in fat cells or it eliminates it via normal means.
2013-04-01 10:53:22 PM  
1 votes:

scalpod: Weaver95: um...how can you be 'poisoned' by something that isn't poisonous....?

Try drinking 8 gallons of water in the next hour and get back to me.


you DO know that cannabis is actually less toxic than water, right?
2013-04-01 10:43:58 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: CraicBaby: And yet, if the same kid accidentally took a swig of Mommy's rum & Coke, no one would bat an eyelash.

well, I think the Mormons would but nobody ELSE would care.


I'd ban it, because I don't like it and don't drink, and it would make me feel powerful to make everyone else's life miserable.
2013-04-01 10:35:59 PM  
1 votes:
Gummy bears? No wonder the kids in the Haribo commercials are so happy all the time!

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2013-04-01 10:25:58 PM  
1 votes:
solitary:

Atomic Spunk: Slightly off topic, but do many of you actually enjoy edibles? I mean to the point where you enjoy it just as much as smoking/vaporizing or more? I've smoked a fair amount of weed in my lifetime, but each time I've tried edibles, I've been very disappointed by the high. It's not enjoyable at all, in fact I find myself getting a bit depressed. And it lasts too long. I've tried it 3 times before, and the second and third time I only did it hoping it'd get better, but it didn't. I don't think I'll try it again.

I can understand the need for these products because some people can't or don't want to smoke/vaporize. But I really didn't enjoy the high, and I was wondering if this was fairly common among those who like to smoke.

Agreed, I feel like someone has slipped me a mickey.


CSB regarding eating pot....

A friend once ate a lot of Dream Cheese (grind some shake, stir it in to some cream cheese, nuke it until it's bubbly)

He pretty much passed out, slept well and, went to work the next day and felt fine until lunchtime when his body started metabolizing fat... He realized he had been talking to someone for the last 10 minutes and had no idea what the conversation was about. Sudden stoned-as-hell syndrome.
2013-04-01 10:20:54 PM  
1 votes:
Kid eats "medicine".  Kid dies.  Tragedy, not news.

Kid eats medicine.  Kid recovers completely.  News.
2013-04-01 10:13:49 PM  
1 votes:
First time I ever made brownies I decided to make pot brownies. Unfortunately I didn't know you're not supposed to squish the brownie mix down in the pan. The were hard as a rock but I wasn't going to waste perfectly good,although tough to chew,weed brownies. That day at the festival was fun as fark with me just wandering around riding rides and eating rock hard brownies although my friend had to drag me away from a dude holding a huge white and yellow python.
2013-04-01 10:13:39 PM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: do many of you actually enjoy edibles


Here's how you enjoy it, Atomic Spunk.  You do a modest amount of edible, wait an hour, then you toke up.  The underlying edible high will not only give you quite a boost, it will also smooth out the come-down.
2013-04-01 10:06:43 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: The My Little Pony Killer: super_grass: untaken_name: BlaqueKatt: untaken_name: We must immediately criminalize breast milk for "pot poisoning" babies, since it contains naturally-occurring THC. Similarly, we must arrest those babies for being pot addicts since they all have THC receptors in their brains.

um no
Mammals, including humans, produce endocannabinoids, which are THC-like compounds. These THC-like compounds include anandamide and 2-AG.

THC like=/=THC thank you for playing.

OregonVet: The kids will get over it.They won't die.

The cases studied at Children's included decreased levels of consciousness and breathing trouble. Children can also vomit from ingesting too much of a strong substance and aspirate the vomit.

because difficulty breathing isn't life threatening.

Cannabinoids are cannabinoids, man. Spin it how you want, if it weren't for those receptors you'd never learn how to eat.

Morphine is similar to dopamine, a naturally occurring chemical in the brain.  And from your reasoning, since it's naturally occurring, its synthetic counterpart cannot cause ill effect in any external dose.

So I urge you to prove him wrong by "overdosing" on morphine and show just how unharmed you are afterwards!

So between the THC in breast milk and the THC in cannabis, which one is the synthetic again?

The one that's closer to low-dose dopamines that occur naturally inside the body instead of high concentration opiates derived from poppies?

Remember: cyanide occurs naturally too.


Goal posts be all over the place in this biatch.
2013-04-01 09:58:00 PM  
1 votes:

MeanJean: You can put THC in gummi worms?


I have a friend who puts THC in all kinds of things. I tried some of his infused beef jerky the other month. Not so good IMO.

His caramel popcorn rules though. Too good really. You don't want to stop eating it even though you really should.
2013-04-01 09:52:33 PM  
1 votes:

MeanJean: You can put THC in gummi worms?


ganji worms
2013-04-01 09:51:33 PM  
1 votes:

MeanJean: You can put THC in gummi worms?


You put it in real worms and it makes them gummi.
2013-04-01 09:43:14 PM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: We must immediately criminalize breast milk for "pot poisoning" babies, since it contains naturally-occurring THC. Similarly, we must arrest those babies for being pot addicts since they all have THC receptors in their brains.


Huh, I did not know of this. This gives me new-found respect for adult lactation fetishists. Well, not really respect, but I kinda find them less creepy than before.
2013-04-01 09:42:32 PM  
1 votes:
"Medical" marijuana users aren't responsible parents.

Surprise, surprise.
2013-04-01 09:29:36 PM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: We must immediately criminalize breast milk for "pot poisoning" babies, since it contains naturally-occurring THC. Similarly, we must arrest those babies for being pot addicts since they all have THC receptors in their brains.


um no
Mammals, including humans, produce endocannabinoids, which are THC-like compounds. These THC-like compounds include anandamide and 2-AG.

THC like=/=THC thank you for playing.

OregonVet: The kids will get over it.They won't die.


The cases studied at Children's included decreased levels of consciousness and breathing trouble. Children can also vomit from ingesting too much of a strong substance and aspirate the vomit.

because difficulty breathing isn't life threatening.
2013-04-01 09:28:13 PM  
1 votes:
So instead of teaching your children not to eat candy that doesn't belong to them (or take things that don't belong to them in general) let's go ahead and punish everybody else.
2013-04-01 09:26:54 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: um...how can you be 'poisoned' by something that isn't poisonous....?




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2013-04-01 09:10:42 PM  
1 votes:
I could see a kid getting into the pot brownies and sitting down to watch hours of Adventure Time.

/Early college prep
2013-04-01 09:10:11 PM  
1 votes:
Too lazy to find the link of that cop who stole that pot from someone instead of ticketing him and he and his wife baked up some extra strong brownies and called 911 to report that they were tripping real bad man.


/Won't someone think of the children!!!!
//Don't worry mamm, the catholic priest is on his way.
///Oh, never mind then.
 
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