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2013-04-01 05:46:57 PM
In 2004, I went out in a DIY t-shirt bearing Bush's face and the words,

"Nov. 3 was my birthday and all I got was this shiatty President."

Drank for free all day.  Sure I averted many suicides.

/yes, I know that election was on Nov. 2.
 
2013-04-01 07:52:47 PM

BarkingUnicorn: In 2004, I went out in a DIY t-shirt bearing Bush's face and the words,

"Nov. 3 was my birthday and all I got was this shiatty President."

Drank for free all day.  Sure I averted many suicides.

/yes, I know that election was on Nov. 2.


*fistbump*
same b-day
 
2013-04-01 08:06:45 PM
If I were at a bar and someone was drinking in a bunny costume, I'd buy the whole bar a round. Then I'd be giggling like crazy, waiting for the moment someone else (possibly more than one person) would come barging through the door dressed up as some different animal to deliver an epic fake beat down of the rabbit.

I miss Trigger Happy TV SOOOOOOO much.
 
2013-04-01 08:23:16 PM
www.ghastlycomic.com
OMG! An article about me on FARK!
 
2013-04-01 10:49:12 PM

Ghastly: [www.ghastlycomic.com image 500x292]
OMG! An article about me on FARK!


Whelp. Thread over. We've gone to posting furry porn. Time to go home.

Guys, lock up on the way out, will you? And for farks sakes. Turn the lights off this time. I'm making YOU lighters pay the bill next month.
 
2013-04-01 11:10:41 PM

shanrick: *fistbump*
same b-day


Were you born in a year of the Snake, perchance?  That would be too eerie.
 
2013-04-01 11:20:48 PM
home.earthlink.net
Just make sure he doesn't have access to a drill
 
2013-04-01 11:33:05 PM
Has anyone seen Elwood P Dowd recently?
 
2013-04-01 11:33:47 PM
On his way to a charity event at a bike dealership?   Should have called a K-9 to sniff those eggs.
 
2013-04-01 11:33:53 PM
I don't get it, is this an Easter Monday thing for this guy, or is he waiting for his friend Jimmy Stewart.
 
2013-04-01 11:35:39 PM
There is a special name for people like this: Drunkard.
 
2013-04-01 11:37:55 PM
isn't he a she?
 
2013-04-01 11:37:56 PM
There's a guy at my university that goes around dressed up as Scooby Doo at least one day a week. Every week.
 
2013-04-01 11:38:22 PM
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
 
2013-04-01 11:40:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: In 2004, I went out in a DIY t-shirt bearing Bush's face and the words,

"Nov. 3 was my birthday and all I got was this shiatty President."

Drank for free all day.  Sure I averted many suicides.

/yes, I know that election was on Nov. 2.


How do you know when someone in a Fark thread hates GWB?  Just wait a few minutes and they'll tell you.

/twist on an old fighter pilot joke
 
2013-04-01 11:42:24 PM
But does she go like a bunny?
 
2013-04-01 11:44:24 PM
He was 6 feet tall, pink, had a bit of a limp and was carrying a half-empty bottle of Coors Light. He also was wearing a University of Michigan jersey.

Harvey! So this is where you've been all this time!!
 
2013-04-01 11:59:39 PM
Seriously.... ghastly won the thread.
 
2013-04-02 12:00:42 AM
"He just goes out to bars and drinks dressed up like a bunny"

3.bp.blogspot.com "And who's got the problem here?"
 
2013-04-02 12:00:42 AM

Optimus Composite: I don't get it, is this an Easter Monday thing for this guy, or is he waiting for his friend Jimmy Stewart.


Or maybe there's a plane accident coming soon in Indianapolis...
 
2013-04-02 12:00:52 AM

Gyrfalcon: He was 6 feet tall, pink, had a bit of a limp and was carrying a half-empty bottle of Coors Light. He also was wearing a University of Michigan jersey.

Harvey! So this is where you've been all this time!!


You beat me to it by just a few minutes.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-02 12:09:37 AM

gregscott: Gyrfalcon: He was 6 feet tall, pink, had a bit of a limp and was carrying a half-empty bottle of Coors Light. He also was wearing a University of Michigan jersey.

Harvey! So this is where you've been all this time!!

You beat me to it by just a few minutes.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 290x240]


Really, this thread had only one end point. Harvey it is.

Actually, there's one alternative.

www.kevinandkell.com
 
2013-04-02 12:11:39 AM
I will steal your car for free.
 
2013-04-02 12:13:01 AM
static.happyplace.com
 
2013-04-02 12:13:35 AM
Amateurs.

www.21stcenturyburlesque.com
 
2013-04-02 12:13:50 AM
Hooray for my farkin sanity! I went outside for a smoke break and swore I saw a big rabbit as I was walking around the block. Chalked it up to being tired and being a bit zoned-out from a bit of extra stress. One of the few humorous things I've encountered working in downtown Indy. Thank you everybunny!

/bawk bawk
 
2013-04-02 12:14:02 AM

Dr Dreidel: Optimus Composite: I don't get it, is this an Easter Monday thing for this guy, or is he waiting for his friend Jimmy Stewart.

Or maybe there's a plane accident coming soon in Indianapolis...


Can't be. Not enough people want to come to Indiana.

/Ducks and runs
 
2013-04-02 12:14:20 AM

wildcardjack: Really, this thread had only one end point. Harvey it is.

Actually, there's one alternative.


Or Green Day?
 
2013-04-02 12:16:40 AM

Just_a_Bear: isn't he a she?


Heh! You may be right.  Photo caption: "A 30-year-old Eastside woman known as Avery Drunken Bunny..."  Unfortunately, "Avery" can go either way.  Caption may be wrong; we can't tell.
 
2013-04-02 12:18:57 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 12:20:56 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dr Dreidel: Optimus Composite: I don't get it, is this an Easter Monday thing for this guy, or is he waiting for his friend Jimmy Stewart.

Or maybe there's a plane accident coming soon in Indianapolis...

Can't be. Not enough people want to come to Indiana.

/Ducks and runs


Most of the planes that I see come in over downtown are FedEx cargo so you're pretty much right on the button in one regard.
 
2013-04-02 12:28:24 AM
i34.photobucket.com
maybe he's just looking for his dog partner.
 
2013-04-02 12:28:51 AM

borg: [home.earthlink.net image 432x459]
Just make sure he doesn't have access to a drill


My roommates/landlords never get happen when I get drunk and do some gardening.  They're all just farking fascists.
 
2013-04-02 12:38:03 AM
The last ship crew I was on, one of the guys brought a clown suit with him for some reason. We stopped in Beaufort, SC, and at first opportunity he, I and another guy made out way to the nearest dockside bar, a very seedy establishment filled not with the sailors you'd expect, but bikers. Of course my shipmate worse the clown suit.

We were served with no problem, but we could practically feel the stink-eyes being turned our way, and I really expected trouble. Eventually, one of the bikers came up to my friend, and said "why the fark are you wearing a goddamned clown suit?" His response was, "If I'm going to drink and act the fool, I figured I'd better look like one."

Surprisingly, the guy laughed, and everything was cool after that. The guys were buying us beers.

Another time, at another slightly more upscale bar, he again wore the suit (complete with nose), and drunk off his ass, he says to the guy next to him "You know what my problem is, mate? No one takes me seriously." Then he passed out on the bar.
 
2013-04-02 12:55:04 AM
Check out these party bunnies ...

Drei Tage Wach (Three Days Awake)
 
2013-04-02 01:12:47 AM
There's worse things to dress up as...

Nobody is nude but still probably NSFW Link
 
2013-04-02 01:26:23 AM

illannoyin: There's worse things to dress up as...

Nobody is nude but still probably NSFW Link


Jesus! The girl is touching dad's junk! I'm going to have to melt down my hard drive into slag.
 
2013-04-02 01:27:15 AM
My friend dressed as a giant rabbit for a bar's Monty Python and the Holy Grail night. He even constructed his own holy hand grenade and its case.

/csb
 
2013-04-02 01:39:20 AM

illannoyin: There's worse things to dress up as...

Nobody is nude but still probably NSFW Link


i just spit my gum out laughing.  wow.
 
2013-04-02 01:42:47 AM
Man I usually dress up when I got boozing, never anything crazy just suit&tie, tuxedo, coveralls, dress blues, etc. Makes it more fun.
 
2013-04-02 01:55:09 AM

illannoyin: There's worse things to dress up as...

Nobody is nude but still probably NSFW Link


I'm gonna call CPS now.
 
2013-04-02 02:13:01 AM

BarkingUnicorn: illannoyin: There's worse things to dress up as...

Nobody is nude but still probably NSFW Link

I'm gonna call CPS now.


Looks like it's from the 70's or something. Children are probably well adjusted 'normal' adults now, and they're out of the grasp of our modern knee-jerk overreactions.

/curses
 
2013-04-02 02:40:25 AM
Did you say Eat the Bunny?
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2013-04-02 05:24:33 AM
Laugh all you want but I bet that guy gets at leave five phone numbers a night.
 
2013-04-02 06:30:39 AM
What?
Nobody said "Look at the giant bunny at the bar!"
And his 'friends' didn't say "There's no giant bunny at the bar. You're drunk."
 
2013-04-02 07:22:18 AM
 A bunny suit? How about a guy wearing a banana costume in a bar in the middle of summer?

/yes, it was a hipster dive.
 
2013-04-02 08:48:36 AM

bigstoopidbruce: Has anyone seen Elwood P Dowd recently?


Howdy.
 
2013-04-02 09:10:31 AM

knbwhite: How do you know when someone in a Fark thread hates GWB? Just wait a few minutes and they'll tell you.


Wait, are you implying that there's anyone left on the planet who doesn't hate GWB??
 
2013-04-02 09:14:42 AM
He's OK.
 
2013-04-02 09:15:24 AM
images.wikia.com
 
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