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2013-04-01 06:01:35 PM
Over the course of more than 13 months, using binoculars and a video camera, researchers witnessed 57 cases of sex -- oral and intercourse -- usually in the morning.

"Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."


I do stuff like this and I go to jail. They do it and they get published in a research journal. I tells ya, life ain't fair.
 
2013-04-01 06:05:43 PM
I foresee more women keeping these as pets.
 
2013-04-01 06:12:35 PM
FTA: "Each case of cunnilingus typically lasted about 50 seconds. The males then mounted the females for 10 to 20 seconds, and then went back to cunnilingus for 94 to 188 seconds."


How gentlemanly of them.
 
2013-04-01 06:25:40 PM
I approve of this use of the hero tag. Keep takin' care of the ladies, champs!
 
2013-04-01 06:48:31 PM
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Oh Yeah!
 
2013-04-01 07:06:52 PM
Bats of all animals having oral sex?

Jesus I can understand those who pass the mirror test, but really, I would have never thought a bat would have oral sex in non-homosexual animals.
 
2013-04-01 07:55:54 PM
A Wicked Webbed Winged 69
 
2013-04-01 07:57:41 PM
[See video bats having oral sex]

Take that Fox News!
 
2013-04-01 08:00:09 PM
Was that bat video NSFW?...
 
2013-04-01 08:02:33 PM
Fruit bats?  Shouldn't that be MM oral?
 
2013-04-01 08:05:29 PM
you never go bat-to-mouth!
 
2013-04-01 08:07:36 PM
 "Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."

I need a new job.
Wait a second. Bats?! nvm
 
2013-04-01 08:30:07 PM
Do they brush afterward?

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2013-04-01 09:11:29 PM
April fools? Not quite sure to be honest in this case...
 
2013-04-01 09:29:34 PM
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2013-04-01 09:41:24 PM
WATCH THE TEETH!
 
2013-04-01 09:41:28 PM
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2013-04-01 10:30:20 PM
FTFA:
"The scientists also noted that males might perform cunnilingus on females in order to clean off competitors' sperm."

I love eating at the Y as much as anyone, but I think I'd pass if this was part of human mating behavior.
 
2013-04-01 10:38:56 PM
"In this context, cunnilingus would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male's own sperm," the researchers wrote. "Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."

OMFG
 
2013-04-01 11:28:22 PM
This is my favorite part from the manuscript:

"We neither captured bats nor disturbed the individuals of the
colony of P. giganteus. The entire study relied on visual
observations. Although ethical approval was not mandatory, our
protocol was approved by the ''Internal Research Review Board
(IRB), Ethical Clearance (EC), Biosafety and Animal Welfare
Committee'' of the Madurai Kamaraj University."

Translation: We didn't need to tell anyone we were going to go watch bats f*ck, but we went ahead and told academic regulatory bodies we were going to do it anyway.
 
2013-04-01 11:48:37 PM
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2013-04-01 11:52:35 PM

Maul555: "In this context, cunnilingus would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male's own sperm," the researchers wrote. "Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."

OMFG


You just know that for someone, somewhere this is a fetish.
 
2013-04-01 11:56:31 PM

Maul555: "In this context, cunnilingus would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male's own sperm," the researchers wrote. "Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."

OMFG


What if it's anal?

Now THAT would be batshiat crazy.
 
2013-04-02 12:47:15 AM
FTA: "The scientists also noted that males might perform cunnilingus on females in order to clean off competitors' sperm."

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 I barfd
One time: I was with this chick and we had a casual thing going on... it smelled different one day.  Done.  I knew from personal experience she preferred to enjoy sausage without the casing, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-04-02 12:49:59 AM
I suppose bats don't get runny noses.
 
2013-04-02 01:00:22 AM
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2013-04-02 01:37:11 AM
that gave me a sonar bonar, knowhumsayin?

/can flap to that
 
2013-04-02 03:01:50 AM

ThatGuyOverThere: FTA: "The scientists also noted that males might perform cunnilingus on females in order to clean off competitors' sperm."

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 I barfd
One time: I was with this chick and we had a casual thing going on... it smelled different one day.  Done.  I knew from personal experience she preferred to enjoy sausage without the casing, if you catch my drift.


Personal experience meaning that you're bisexual, very very limber indeed or possibly both? Either way, more power to you. Let it never be said that Mr. Gordon Bennett is a bigot.

/cos I'm no
 
2013-04-02 03:13:12 AM
Now I feel seriously icky.
 
2013-04-02 05:24:42 AM

Gordon Bennett: Personal experience meaning that you're bisexual, very very limber indeed or possibly both? Either way, more power to you. Let it never be said that Mr. Gordon Bennett is a bigot.

/cos I'm no


Or just, from being a guy, knows what sperm smells like?
I did that to myself, once. Had sex in the morning, then in the afternoon, we're both feeling frisky again, and I start heading south, forgetting about my earlier deposit. But not when I arrived at the destination. Even 6-7 hours later, that's pretty remarkable.
 
2013-04-02 07:58:35 AM
Maybe the fruit bats eat lots of fruit...
 
2013-04-02 08:51:25 AM
Everyone knows you've got to lick it before you stick it.
 
2013-04-02 09:39:12 AM
Who knew that bats like cream pie?
 
2013-04-02 09:58:55 AM

Baron Harkonnen: Or just, from being a guy, knows what sperm smells like?
I did that to myself, once. Had sex in the morning, then in the afternoon, we're both feeling frisky again, and I start heading south, forgetting about my earlier deposit. But not when I arrived at the destination. Even 6-7 hours later, that's pretty remarkable.

Right on.  I may be able to check the interest on my own deposits if the need arises, but nobody else's.
 
2013-04-02 09:37:51 PM
This is my first greenlight ever in 8 years of farking, and I couldn't post in the thread until now thanks to banhammer =p
 
2013-04-03 12:24:55 PM

neongoats: This is my first greenlight ever in 8 years of farking, and I couldn't post in the thread until now thanks to banhammer =p


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