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(Discover)   "Here, we test the hypothesis that masturbation, or Firsthand Autonomous Pleasure (FAP), when performed on a daily basis, can directly lead to weight loss"   ( divider line
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2013-04-01 01:23:38 PM  
7 votes:
One trip to a Fark meetup would disprove this theory.
2013-04-01 01:38:55 PM  
3 votes:
Where control group?
2013-04-01 03:22:18 PM  
2 votes:

I honor the man that invented "fap".

I feel so old...
2013-04-01 01:42:29 PM  
2 votes:
Wait wait wait...

It's an acronym?

/thought it was onomatopoeia
2013-04-01 01:39:59 PM  
2 votes:
Oh cum on!
2013-04-01 01:39:50 PM  
2 votes:
Well, a small amount of weight loss, anyway.
2013-04-01 01:37:59 PM  
2 votes:
Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.
2013-04-01 01:20:37 PM  
2 votes:
This thread is dildoes
2013-04-01 04:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
Is that what they meant when they warned you could become obese if you didn't "take care of yourself?"
2013-04-01 03:31:15 PM  
1 vote:

weltallica: [ image 650x184]

I honor the man that invented "fap".

I feel so old...

I miss that twisted, farked up strip.
2013-04-01 02:57:44 PM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: If that were true your average Fark party would look more like this:
[ image 850x567]

I doubt it, that looks too social.
2013-04-01 02:51:43 PM  
1 vote:

/hot like a one-armed bandit
2013-04-01 02:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
This certainly explains Rush Limbaugh.
2013-04-01 02:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-01 02:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
Lawrence Pritchard Waterhouse has already done the math.
2013-04-01 02:06:46 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-01 01:50:49 PM  
1 vote:
Be sure she counts calories before swallowing.
2013-04-01 01:47:43 PM  
1 vote:
I'm all skin and boner.
2013-04-01 01:41:24 PM  
1 vote:
I find it disturbing that some of you will have to be in the no touch control group.

/Don't think of it as six months of no pleasure, think of it as six months of science.
// good luck,
2013-04-01 01:38:07 PM  
1 vote:
Cardinal Sin chastized for bishop bashing.
2013-04-01 01:26:23 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah if that were actually my mass would be so negative as to create a quantum singulairity
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