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(Discover)   "Here, we test the hypothesis that masturbation, or Firsthand Autonomous Pleasure (FAP), when performed on a daily basis, can directly lead to weight loss"   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 137
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2013-04-01 03:49:48 PM
That's a pretty risque AFD joke. At least, I'm going to assume that's what it is.
 
2013-04-01 03:52:07 PM

sgnilward: This thread is dildoes


Weeners and I spewed Triscuit all over my monitor.
 
2013-04-01 03:53:27 PM
If this was true Id have a 6 pack
 
2013-04-01 03:56:43 PM

theesir: What's this now?


Ewwww!!! Eye bleach please!!! Can this guy even reach his junk?? No seriously, how do fat guys do it?? Lol...men are so gross btw...
 
2013-04-01 03:57:26 PM

OtherLittleGuy: AGremlin: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 301x168]

Was there no lock on that frickin' door?


"Are there no wanking prisons?" asked Scrooge. "And the Union faphouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

/I don't know why.
 
2013-04-01 04:01:36 PM
I just lost .000005 pounds myself last night, thanks to Miss April 2013, Jaslyn Ome. I'd post a SFW pic, but I'm Farking on my mobile.
 
2013-04-01 04:10:10 PM
In my day, April Fool's Day used to mean something
 
2013-04-01 04:16:42 PM

jayphat: 6'3", 132 lbs. Yes, it really does work!


good God.....have you ever heard of FOOD?
 
2013-04-01 04:20:27 PM
Is that what they meant when they warned you could become obese if you didn't "take care of yourself?"
 
2013-04-01 04:21:27 PM
I think there's likely a difference between fapping in your computer chair and more elaborate, vigorous fapping activities. As a teen I developed muscles because of a certain technique I used at the time. Nowadays not so much, and no gym visit is...inspiring enough to lead to similar results.
 
2013-04-01 04:30:30 PM

Barnacles!: jayphat: 6'3", 132 lbs. Yes, it really does work!

good God.....have you ever heard of FOOD?


Yes. Unfortunately I have the metabolism of a horse.
 
2013-04-01 04:33:06 PM
There is usually a vas deference in testis like this, urethra accept them or not. These studies always rub me the wrong way because I usually get the shaft. Here cums my tip for you, take it all with a grain of salt. That's the essence of my thoughts.
I'm sleepy now, good night.
 
2013-04-01 04:34:17 PM

reklamfox: BarkingUnicorn: reklamfox: Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.

Fap enough and your penis will be a size zero.

I should hope so since I'm a chick and all...


This is Fark.  We don't except anything without (dirty) pictures.

How you doin'? 

Sorry, we have to be sexist pigs.  It's Farklaw.
 
2013-04-01 04:36:33 PM

theesir: [home.mchsi.com image 500x639]
What's this now?


Damn I regret having my picture taken that day.
 
2013-04-01 04:42:22 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad:

If that was the case I'd look like a death camp refugee.

Me too. With a right arm as big around as Santa's belly.


Harry Freakstorm:

And if you use your non-dominant hand, it's like having sex with a clumsy stranger.

/can't go looking for the real quote but that's close.
//and she's hot.


No, it's more like getting bad handjob from a clumsy stranger.

By the way, y'all can fap to this:
 
2013-04-01 04:55:57 PM
Oh hell yeah. My new diet plan is in effect, starting right....mmmmmm
 
2013-04-01 04:59:52 PM
cdn.niketalk.com
 
2013-04-01 05:09:12 PM
"FAP?"
"Categorized under 'How is Babby Formed?'"

Ok, which one of you farkers wrote this?
 
2013-04-01 05:28:05 PM
and flicking the bean?
 
2013-04-01 05:35:13 PM
The best part of that article was the read more link.
 
2013-04-01 05:37:40 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 05:57:03 PM
No, no it doesn't.

/years of intensive study
 
2013-04-01 05:59:38 PM
jayphat * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-04-01 01:52:24 PM 6'3", 132 lbs. Yes, it really does work!
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Dude, you're a walking skeleton.

/I weigh 7 pounds less than you at 5'7" and /I/ am disturbingly skinny.
 
2013-04-01 06:03:42 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: OtherLittleGuy: AGremlin: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 301x168]

Was there no lock on that frickin' door?

"Are there no wanking prisons?" asked Scrooge. "And the Union faphouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

/I don't know why.


I don't either, but the thought of a "Union faphouse" is killing me right now....
 
2013-04-01 06:20:26 PM

Harry Freakstorm: And if you use your non-dominant hand, it's like having sex with a clumsy stranger.


I use my right hand all the time (I'm left-handed), that way my arms are both at equal strength. It's not at all clumsy when you do it every day of your life.
 
2013-04-01 07:01:18 PM
Nope.
 
2013-04-01 07:09:28 PM

jake3988: jayphat * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-04-01 01:52:24 PM 6'3", 132 lbs. Yes, it really does work!
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Dude, you're a walking skeleton.

/I weigh 7 pounds less than you at 5'7" and /I/ am disturbingly skinny.

before i started losing weight i was nearly twice the man he was...
 
2013-04-01 07:10:21 PM

Mixolydian Master: [i.imgur.com image 500x549]

[i.imgur.com image 245x137]

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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/344/008/8ad.gif
 
2013-04-01 07:27:17 PM
When I want to change things up, I use the reverse overhand grip.
 
2013-04-01 08:47:28 PM

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 650x184]

I honor the man that invented "fap".

I feel so old...


I had a dream once that the Swearing Friend cursed in British slang.
 
2013-04-01 10:29:08 PM
haven't read the thread... has anyone mentioned that the headline is technically correct, for about 1-2 oz. a day of weight loss?
 
2013-04-01 11:06:50 PM
staying thin....

i1164.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-02 02:11:16 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-04-02 09:29:44 AM
I swear to God, I knew a girl about 7 years ago who tried this idea and she lost over 40 lbs.  She rode the finger-man 6-10 times a day.  It was the only type of exercise that particular girl was EVER going to be willing to try, but it did get some results.
 
2013-04-02 12:00:15 PM

If this were true I would be so light I would need to be tethered to the ground like a balloon.



www.californiafirefighter.com


I call  BS.
 
2013-04-02 12:02:34 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-02 12:50:42 PM

Insaniteus: I swear to God, I knew a girl about 7 years ago who tried this idea and she lost over 40 lbs.  She rode the finger-man 6-10 times a day.  It was the only type of exercise that particular girl was EVER going to be willing to try, but it did get some results.


well yeah, you do it that much you're not going to have the time to eat as much as you were before, primarily snacking, which is what often leads to most weight gain.

so yeah, i can buy that.
 
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