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(Discover)   "Here, we test the hypothesis that masturbation, or Firsthand Autonomous Pleasure (FAP), when performed on a daily basis, can directly lead to weight loss"   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 137
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2013-04-01 01:20:37 PM  
This thread is dildoes
 
2013-04-01 01:23:38 PM  
One trip to a Fark meetup would disprove this theory.
 
2013-04-01 01:26:23 PM  
Yeah if that were actually my mass would be so negative as to create a quantum singulairity
 
2013-04-01 01:37:59 PM  
Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.
 
2013-04-01 01:38:07 PM  
Cardinal Sin chastized for bishop bashing.
 
2013-04-01 01:38:55 PM  
Where control group?
 
2013-04-01 01:39:50 PM  
Well, a small amount of weight loss, anyway.
 
2013-04-01 01:39:59 PM  
Oh cum on!
 
2013-04-01 01:40:04 PM  
April Fools.
 
2013-04-01 01:41:24 PM  
I find it disturbing that some of you will have to be in the no touch control group.

/Don't think of it as six months of no pleasure, think of it as six months of science.
// good luck,
 
2013-04-01 01:41:30 PM  
Trolololololololo!
 
2013-04-01 01:42:12 PM  
Happy April Fools day everyone! Every year on this day the news gets broken.
 
2013-04-01 01:42:29 PM  
Wait wait wait...

It's an acronym?

/thought it was onomatopoeia
 
2013-04-01 01:42:55 PM  
My BMI is 23.2 presently.
It's been higher.
 
2013-04-01 01:43:36 PM  
Pretty soon, April Fool's Day will be the only day of the year when the news is truthful.
 
2013-04-01 01:44:37 PM  
Results sadly negative for me.  I WILL TRY HARDER!
 
2013-04-01 01:45:21 PM  
NuttierThanEver - Yeah, if that were true my mass would be so negative as to create a quantum singularity.

Hear Hear!!
 
2013-04-01 01:46:26 PM  
I always get the placebo in these test.
 
2013-04-01 01:47:04 PM  
If this were true I'd look like the incredible hulk
 
2013-04-01 01:47:43 PM  
I'm all skin and boner.
 
2013-04-01 01:48:20 PM  
If that was the case I'd look like a death camp refugee.
 
2013-04-01 01:49:23 PM  
Also leads to early balding.
 
2013-04-01 01:50:05 PM  
well if you do it long enough it could be cardio..


but ... ouch
 
2013-04-01 01:50:14 PM  
Yep... About an ounce at a time.
 
2013-04-01 01:50:49 PM  
Be sure she counts calories before swallowing.
 
2013-04-01 01:51:50 PM  

reklamfox: Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.


Hey, there.  How YOU doin'?

/trying not to be creepy
//failing
 
2013-04-01 01:52:24 PM  
6'3", 132 lbs. Yes, it really does work!
 
2013-04-01 01:52:27 PM  
It burns calories but probably not many so I guess if you did it constantly you could lose some weight.
 
2013-04-01 01:52:45 PM  

sgnilward: This thread is dildoes


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 01:53:07 PM  
Is this why I get blown away in a stiff wind?
 
2013-04-01 01:53:08 PM  
I have to get to "the Gym" in 26 minutes!

/ need less than that
// man I wish this were true
 
2013-04-01 01:54:25 PM  
shoot the goo, its there to shoot for you!
 
2013-04-01 01:54:46 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: If that was the case I'd look like a death camp refugee.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 01:55:15 PM  
Only if you do it standing up.
 
2013-04-01 01:56:22 PM  
I've maintained my weight this way for the past 20 years - also it's the only time I ever seem to get my heart rate up.

/choke it for good health!
 
2013-04-01 01:57:34 PM  
Beat it like it owes you *money*
 
2013-04-01 01:57:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 01:58:38 PM  
If it us the only form of exercise ( i.e. increased heart rate, quick repetitive movement, increase in blood flow, extra calories being used ) that happens on a daily basis, then yes...this might just work.

/I'll be in my bunk
//for science
 
2013-04-01 02:01:40 PM  
media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-04-01 02:01:48 PM  
If you get so fat that you can not reach your junk then you must stop playing with yourself.
 
2013-04-01 02:02:28 PM  

ChipNASA: Dingleberry Dickwad: If that was the case I'd look like a death camp refugee.

[i.imgur.com image 850x624]


holy fark I'm going to hell for laughing at that...
 
2013-04-01 02:05:33 PM  
Are there any links today that aren't April fools jokes?
 
2013-04-01 02:06:15 PM  
Burning calories, just like anything else.
 
2013-04-01 02:06:33 PM  

reklamfox: Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.


Fap enough and your penis will be a size zero.
 
2013-04-01 02:06:46 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-01 02:10:04 PM  
A FAP a day keeps the weight away?
 
2013-04-01 02:11:33 PM  
I shave once a day
/not saying where.
 
2013-04-01 02:12:17 PM  

Madaynun: A FAP a day keeps the weight away a crusty residue on most of the unwashed towels?


FTFY
 
2013-04-01 02:12:32 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: reklamfox: Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.

Fap enough and your penis will be a size zero.


You had better checked that profile ...
 
2013-04-01 02:16:54 PM  

AGremlin: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 301x168]


Was there no lock on that frickin' door?
 
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