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(The Week)   Note to the GOP: as you try to pull off a party make-over to appear more cuddly, inclusive, and centrist, and less angry and batshiat crazy; Michele Bachmann is Not Helping   (theweek.com) divider line 79
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2013-04-01 01:16:46 PM  
All they have to do is NOT call people "wetbacks"
 
2013-04-01 01:30:50 PM  

vernonFL: All they have to do is NOT call people "wetbacks"


DOH!
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2013-04-01 01:42:20 PM  
 or inability to debate well, like Rick Perry

Michele Bachman knows how to debate well?  The one who said "Anderson, Anderson" is a good debator or the GOP side?  The GOP is more farked than I thought.
 
2013-04-01 01:42:47 PM  
Her name has repeatedly been splashed in headlines because of her sensationalist statements that destroy her credibility.

Which is quite an accomplishment for someone who never had any.
 
2013-04-01 01:46:23 PM  

spongeboob: or inability to debate well, like Rick Perry

Michele Bachman knows how to debate well?  The one who said "Anderson, Anderson" is a good debator or the GOP side?  The GOP is more farked than I thought.


Or says "It's insulting to say that these are political speeches, because that's one thing I do not do, is political speech"

*audience full of Republicans laughs*
 
2013-04-01 01:58:03 PM  
Bachmann, in a rare break from slanderous right-wing hyperbole, decided to push for something practical: highway improvements in her district.
Without getting into the debate of public transport vs. more highway lanes etc., I think there's a pretty decent consensus that the improvements she's pushing for are a good idea.

She can't, however, add them to an actual bill. That would make them an earmark, which the GOP has decided are always bad, even if disclosed.

The Democrats campaigned partly on earmark reform after the Abramoff scandals, I believe they helped force disclosure of earmark authors* - if you put an earmark in a bill, you had to put your name next to it. Then when the Democrats took the majority in the House, the Republicans loudly complained that there were still earmarks. It's the sort of gross simplification of issues that are all-too-common; e.g., the argument that climate change isn't caused by man-made pollution becomes "there is no climate change and the earth is not warming".

So, we get "no earmarks ever, Dems said they were bad but still had them, and now watch us - no earmarks ever, ever, ever". This was largely directed by the Tea Party, led partly by Michelle Bachmann.

Hence, the one non-ideological, non-hyperpartisan issue she pushes for, she can't actually ask for in legislation because of ideological, hyperpartisan concerns.

*can't remember if the Republicans passed it while trying to retain the House or if the Dems did it after taking it over, either way it wasn't a priority before the Republicans found themselves in trouble following the Abramoff scandal
 
2013-04-01 02:40:17 PM  
Shhhhh!
1.bp.blogspot.com
Don't ruin it for the rest of us!
 
2013-04-01 02:44:12 PM  
MB "Try to imagine it: Let's repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens. Let's not do that. Let's love people. Let's care about people. Let's repeal it now while we can."

Because everyone knows that access to health care is the leading cause of death?
 
2013-04-01 02:47:39 PM  
"Bachmann committed no major gaffe to lose that lead, no revelation of old affairs, like Herman Cain, or inability to debate well, like Rick Perry," says Joel Mathis at the Philly Post. "Instead, what seemed to put off GOP supporters was the same thing that's always alarmed the rest of us about Michele Bachmann: She seemed just a little crazy."

The power of understatement...
 
2013-04-01 02:49:46 PM  
Watching the GOP try to run away from the monster they've created is just way too satisfying.
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2013-04-01 02:52:59 PM  

monoski: MB "Try to imagine it: Let's repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens. Let's not do that. Let's love people. Let's care about people. Let's repeal it now while we can."

Because everyone knows that access to health care is the leading cause of death?


Duh!  Look at all the people who die in hospitals.  If they hadn't been in that hospital, they wouldn't have died there.

Study it out!
 
2013-04-01 02:56:48 PM  
Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

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2013-04-01 03:01:12 PM  
At least she's honest, at least about her perspective, compared to the mainstream GOPs brand of winning people over.  Let's not change our beliefs, let's just change our message to make our beliefs seem more palatable.
 
2013-04-01 03:02:55 PM  
My MIL had a recent run in with Bachmann down in DC that she told me about over Easter dinner yesterday. My MIL was leading a tour group of elementary school kids and Bachmann was in the place they were touring. One of the kids asked Bachmann what she did for a living..... so in response she launched into a rant about Obama and the Democrats' agenda and how evil it was...

Let's just say that the kind of class she displayed didn't really change my opinion of her much.
 
2013-04-01 03:07:27 PM  
Didn't the Dems receive the same advice in 2004 with Dennis Kucinich?

How'd that work out?
 
2013-04-01 03:08:25 PM  
As soon as Romney care kicks in, she will get those meds that will stop her insanity.

/Provided she doesn't spit them out because the orderly didn't check to see if she swallowed.
//Then there are the manual barfers who try to regurgitate the pill without losing to much food.
 
2013-04-01 03:10:34 PM  
It's almost as if Bachmann were a Democratic mole embedded in the Republican Party with the purpose of chasing away a wide range of voters.

False flag operation, nothing to see here.
 
2013-04-01 03:12:51 PM  

rjakobi: Didn't the Dems receive the same advice in 2004 with Dennis Kucinich?

How'd that work out?


They won the next two presidential elections?
 
2013-04-01 03:17:02 PM  
It's almost as if Bachmann were a Democratic mole embedded in the Republican Party with the purpose of chasing away a wide range of voters.

Now if it were true, wouldn't that be the ultimate irony.
 
2013-04-01 03:24:02 PM  

verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

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Woodbury's on that map.

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That might explain some things.
 
2013-04-01 03:25:18 PM  

rjakobi: Didn't the Dems receive the same advice in 2004 with Dennis Kucinich?


Not that I recall, no.
 
2013-04-01 03:26:33 PM  

Arkanaut: rjakobi: Didn't the Dems receive the same advice in 2004 with Dennis Kucinich?

How'd that work out?

They won the next two presidential elections?


Shhhh, let them keep it up and they won't see Penn Ave for the next decade
 
2013-04-01 03:27:28 PM  

verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

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When my mother in law told me about her recent run-in with Ms. Bachmann I said something similar. "She keeps getting elected though... What's up with your peeps back in MN? Tell them to quit voting for her!"

Apparently despite the gerrymandering her last election was a close one, so they're hoping she won't last much longer. I'm not so optimistic.
 
2013-04-01 03:29:11 PM  
It's all white people and megachurches in her district. Her spiritual advisor, the farking fraud, Mac Hammond's church is literally just down the road.

In that church, there are no crosses to be seen, just a US flag and an Israeli one.
 
2013-04-01 03:29:17 PM  
The interesting thing to me about all this is that people like Bachmann and Santorum and Perry are going to make the GOP's attempts at rebranding fail pretty miserably. If half or two-thirds of the party decide that gay marriage is inevitable so they should stop talking about it, and the remaining fraction keeps right on proclaiming that God'll smite us for not shaming gays straight, the Republican party's image as the anti-gay party isn't going anywhere. If half the Republicans decide to push for immigration reform as part of an outreach to minorities, and the rest keep dropping rhetorical bombs about 'those people' stealing our jobs, then their image among their target audience isn't going to change.

If your rebranding strategy relies on having your party stop talking about unpopular things, you need an overwhelming majority of your members to be on-board or it won't work.
 
2013-04-01 03:32:27 PM  
Best way to get rid of Bachmann is for the Democrats to pay for a Libertarian to run against her. Problem solved!
 
2013-04-01 03:33:40 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: If your rebranding strategy relies on having your party stop talking about unpopular things, you need an overwhelming majority of your members to be on-board or it won't work.


The problem, though, is that they believe those "unpopular things" are things they are 100% correct on and they just need to communicate those things to people better.  See?  Problem solved!
 
Ant
2013-04-01 03:34:19 PM  

monoski: Because everyone knows that access to health care is the leading cause of death?


Well, many people do die in the hospital, so...
 
2013-04-01 03:39:06 PM  

Dog Welder: The problem, though, is that they believe those "unpopular things" are things they are 100% correct on and they just need to communicate those things to people better. See? Problem solved!


So instead of saying that they want to violently bend the government over the bed, anally rape it with austerity, throw grandma into the streets and grind you down as a worker with deregulation, the truth is rather

They want to closely examine the way Washington is not working for the middle class and pass a responsible budget that ensures the safety of programs all of us depends all the while floating the boat that is business by letting the water trickle down into the economy pool.

Aight...where's my job Luntz?
 
2013-04-01 03:47:05 PM  

verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

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STOP USING THE OLD MAP

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2013-04-01 03:47:39 PM  
Not one mention in that article of corndogs...
 
2013-04-01 03:50:03 PM  
I has a sad. My headline was better.
 
2013-04-01 04:00:09 PM  
 
2013-04-01 04:01:29 PM  

Evil High Priest: Go give 'ol Crazy Eyes some love:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/01/1198376/-Presenting-your-20 13 -Republican-March-to-Madness-Freakshow-Four


Its gonna go down to her and Dick, I had my money on her from the start so my bracket is looking pretty good
 
2013-04-01 04:04:59 PM  

sgnilward: It's all white people and megachurches in her district. Her spiritual advisor, the farking fraud, Mac Hammond's church is literally just down the road.

In that church, there are no crosses to be seen, just a US flag and an Israeli one.


http://blog.mixonline.com/briefingroom/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/li vi ng_word_interior.JPG
 
2013-04-01 04:09:43 PM  

verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

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As a farker in St. Cloud, I must point out that just because a majority of this disctrict voted for her doesn't mean everyone voted for her. I sure as hell didn't. Maybe we'll finally kick her out next time.
 
2013-04-01 04:22:30 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Evil High Priest: Go give 'ol Crazy Eyes some love:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/01/1198376/-Presenting-your-20 13 -Republican-March-to-Madness-Freakshow-Four

Its gonna go down to her and Dick, I had my money on her from the start so my bracket is looking pretty good


Hey, me too! Crazy Eyes, ftw!
 
2013-04-01 04:30:00 PM  
FTFA: Liberal plant...
 
2013-04-01 04:43:52 PM  
It's almost as if Bachmann were a Democratic mole embedded in the Republican Party with the purpose of chasing away a wide range of voters.

I love how Republicans blame everything - even their own lunatics - on Democrats. Ok GOP, let's say you're right. Keep in mind the plan would only work if crazy nutjob Bachmann was plausible as a Republican.
 
2013-04-01 04:46:53 PM  
According to The Daily Best, Bachmann gets her news from World Nut Daily.

Makes you wonder if American-style democracy needs to be rethought.
 
2013-04-01 04:48:39 PM  
You libs are just afraid of a strong, intelligent woman.
 
2013-04-01 04:50:31 PM  

The Why Not Guy: It's almost as if Bachmann were a Democratic mole embedded in the Republican Party with the purpose of chasing away a wide range of voters.

I love how Republicans blame everything - even their own lunatics - on Democrats. Ok GOP, let's say you're right. Keep in mind the plan would only work if crazy nutjob Bachmann was plausible as a Republican.


and batshiat crazy GOP voters would vote for her more than the other guy...
 
2013-04-01 05:03:42 PM  

Muta: You libs are just afraid of a strong, intelligent woman.


Absolutely. Hillary Clinton could crush me.

Michelle, on the other hand, scares me because she's batshiat insane.
 
2013-04-01 05:05:31 PM  
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2013-04-01 05:14:50 PM  

idsfa: verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 635x379]

STOP USING THE OLD MAP

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Meh... amateurs. Check out my home district.

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Now THAT's how you gerrymander.
 
2013-04-01 05:18:12 PM  

verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 635x379]


That district is where people moved to when Minneapolis got "too black," after Adrian Peterson moved in down the street from Prince.
 
2013-04-01 05:21:25 PM  

Sgt Otter: verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 635x379]

That district is where people moved to when Minneapolis got "too black," after Adrian PetersonKirby Puckett moved in down the street from Prince.


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2013-04-01 05:33:48 PM  

Derp Du Jour: FTFA: Liberal plant...


The Why Not Guy: I love how Republicans blame everything - even their own lunatics - on Democrats. Ok GOP, let's say you're right. Keep in mind the plan would only work if crazy nutjob Bachmann was plausible as a Republican.


I don't think the author was seriously blaming Michelle Bachmann on liberals; I think the point is that she is so batshiat insane she might as well be a liberal plant.
 
2013-04-01 05:42:35 PM  

zero7717: verbaltoxin: Would some farker over in Blaine, Anoka or St. Cloud kindly inform us as to what the f*ck your problem is?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 635x379]

As a farker in St. Cloud, I must point out that just because a majority of this disctrict voted for her doesn't mean everyone voted for her. I sure as hell didn't. Maybe we'll finally kick her out next time.


I vaguely remember a friend of mine from the area saying something about St. Cloud State being the subject of a vicious debate/lawsuit on racism, but the Googles are sparse with details.  Any idea what would have been going on in the late 90s-early 2000s?
 
2013-04-01 05:52:29 PM  
Congressional districts should be olygons with no more than 6 sides.
Maybe 8.
 
2013-04-01 06:15:37 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Congressional districts should be olygons with no more than 6 sides.
Maybe 8.


Twelve! Among the sides they should have...I'll come in again.
 
2013-04-01 06:32:00 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Colour_out_of_Space: Congressional districts should be olygons with no more than 6 sides.
Maybe 8.

Twelve! Among the sides they should have...I'll come in again.


That's not what I expected.
 
2013-04-01 06:32:07 PM  
Really doesn't matter what the GOP tries as far as a 'makeover' goes for them... they lost any chance they had for my vote some time ago and there really isn't any way for them to earn it back. I'm not even a Democrat; I'm an Independent. The GOP, through their ideology and their actions has left me with only the Democrats to vote for on a national level (I don't vote for non-viable 3rd parties in national elections because a vote for a 3rd party is a vote that isn't countering a vote for the GOP).

I guess to sum up... I'm an Anti-Republican Independent.
 
2013-04-01 06:53:09 PM  

JohnnyC: Really doesn't matter what the GOP tries as far as a 'makeover' goes for them... they lost any chance they had for my vote some time ago and there really isn't any way for them to earn it back. I'm not even a Democrat; I'm an Independent. The GOP, through their ideology and their actions has left me with only the Democrats to vote for on a national level (I don't vote for non-viable 3rd parties in national elections because a vote for a 3rd party is a vote that isn't countering a vote for the GOP).

I guess to sum up... I'm an Anti-Republican Independent.


They've poisoned the well pretty good. Their policies have been proven, repeatedly, to be disastrous. Add to that the shifting demographics away from "Old, stupid, sexist, bigoted and racist" and I sincerely hope they never win the presidency again. If we could do something about the horrendous gerrymandering they put in place, they wouldn't win many more national elections at all.
 
2013-04-01 07:15:24 PM  
FTA: Bachmann committed no major gaffe to lose that lead, no revelation of old affairs, like Herman Cain, or inability to debate well, like Rick Perry

no major gaffe?

I was under the impression that her campaign lost all momentum after her "HPV vaccine causes down syndrome" moment
 
2013-04-01 07:43:02 PM  

sgnilward: It's all white people and megachurches in her district. Her spiritual advisor, the farking fraud, Mac Hammond's church is literally just down the road.

In that church, there are no crosses to be seen, just a US flag and an Israeli one.



It still sort of amuses me that the Wisconsin Synod Lutheran Church just wasn't crazy enough for her.
 
2013-04-01 07:46:58 PM  
The GOP is like a 1974 Ford Pinto. It's an underpowered, unsafe, slow, ugly relic from another era. And instead of the changes necessary to make it a better car, the GOP is designing a new hood ornament. They can re-brand all they like, but the product still sucks.
 
2013-04-01 07:50:44 PM  

monoski: MB "Try to imagine it: Let's repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens. Let's not do that. Let's love people. Let's care about people. Let's repeal it now while we can."

Because everyone knows that access to health care is the leading cause of death?


Have you SEEN the stats on how many people die in hospitals? Is rather live in Detroit than one of those things.
 
2013-04-01 08:03:45 PM  

Arkanaut: It's almost as if Bachmann were a Democratic mole embedded in the Republican Party with the purpose of chasing away a wide range of voters.

False flag operation, nothing to see here.


overzealous gaffer
 
2013-04-01 08:18:55 PM  
theknuckler_33:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 642x380]

Now THAT's how you gerrymander.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NC-Congress-12.PNG

Amateur.
 
2013-04-01 08:21:10 PM  

The Why Not Guy: The GOP is like a 1974 Ford Pinto. It's an underpowered, unsafe, slow, ugly relic from another era. And instead of the changes necessary to make it a better car, the GOP is designing a new hood ornament. They can re-brand all they like, but the product still sucks.


They aren't even making any cosmetic changes. They're just explaining why it's such a great car in shorter words. You know, for the stupid poors.
 
2013-04-01 08:29:20 PM  
Let's put Orly Taitz and Michelle Bachmann in the same room with a piece of paper that says Obama Birth Certificate and see what happens.
 
2013-04-01 08:34:30 PM  
Pssst. Obama has shape shifted, so like Michele Bachmann better watch out.


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2013-04-01 08:54:14 PM  
 Sea changes like the one much of the GOP wants to make take a long time. Thing is, will they be completely written off and replaced before those changed can be made?  Because we all know that every election in the foreseeable future will still feature at least a few outspoken wingnuts, and the local news will still be full of homegrown idiots like that one lady from Georgia in today's tab + the Todd Akins of the land. Meanwhile, all Dems have to do is continue this 'all deliberate speed' recovery and then maintain it. Believe it or not, that's a lot easier to do than to the corral the GOP into back from the brink of full retard. Or rather, pull them back to the cliff after having already gone over.
 
2013-04-01 09:26:49 PM  
blueollie.files.wordpress.com

I can never get over the security guard's look of disgust.  "fark this.  I didn't sign up for this shiat.  Look at this stupid biatch.  15 years as a personal bodyguard, the recruiter comes to me with 'you'll protect a federal agent on the nation's intelligence committee.'  Then I end up following this biatch around to 'investigate' gay pride rallies.  fark, I wouldn't put it past this lying sack of crazy to make up some shiat later about how she got molesting by a couple lesbians in the bathroom, which she never even went into, then I'll have people breathing down my neck wondering how someone got accosted on my watch, even though it never farking happened.  Wouldn't put it past this goddamn harpie.  Oh great, photographers noticed her.  Not quite as ninja as you thought you were, Ms. Crazyeyes?  I hope none of them get a good view of my face.  That's the last thing I need; my buddies giving me shiat for the next 2 years because of this stupid biatch.  Yeah... watch out there, biatch.  Those gays might see you, or something.  fark this.  I'm gonna talk to my boss when I get back in the office.  I didn't sign up for this shiat."
 
2013-04-01 10:14:04 PM  
Bachmann will be easily defeated in her district in 2014. She won by a scant 1.2% in 2012, and all the news about her up here is negative, crazy and corrupt.
 
2013-04-01 10:21:14 PM  

zappaisfrank: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 560x717]


God forbid they be the party that LEGISLATES like adults, rather than characters from "Mean Girls".
 
2013-04-01 10:58:17 PM  
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2013-04-01 10:59:11 PM  

dickfreckle: Sea changes like the one much of the GOP wants to make take a long time. Thing is, will they be completely written off and replaced before those changed can be made?  Because we all know that every election in the foreseeable future will still feature at least a few outspoken wingnuts, and the local news will still be full of homegrown idiots like that one lady from Georgia in today's tab + the Todd Akins of the land. Meanwhile, all Dems have to do is continue this 'all deliberate speed' recovery and then maintain it. Believe it or not, that's a lot easier to do than to the corral the GOP into back from the brink of full retard. Or rather, pull them back to the cliff after having already gone over.


I want them to go screaming over the cliff.

I want them to smash at the bottom.

I don't care any longer.
 
2013-04-01 11:42:29 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: [blueollie.files.wordpress.com image 344x229]

I can never get over the security guard's look of disgust.  "fark this.  I didn't sign up for this shiat.  Look at this stupid biatch.  15 years as a personal bodyguard, the recruiter comes to me with 'you'll protect a federal agent on the nation's intelligence committee.'  Then I end up following this biatch around to 'investigate' gay pride rallies.  fark, I wouldn't put it past this lying sack of crazy to make up some shiat later about how she got molesting by a couple lesbians in the bathroom, which she never even went into, then I'll have people breathing down my neck wondering how someone got accosted on my watch, even though it never farking happened.  Wouldn't put it past this goddamn harpie.  Oh great, photographers noticed her.  Not quite as ninja as you thought you were, Ms. Crazyeyes?  I hope none of them get a good view of my face.  That's the last thing I need; my buddies giving me shiat for the next 2 years because of this stupid biatch.  Yeah... watch out there, biatch.  Those gays might see you, or something.  fark this.  I'm gonna talk to my boss when I get back in the office.  I didn't sign up for this shiat."


What really cracks me up is that she's hiding and trying to pretend she's not there....and her bodyguard isn't even faking; he's standing right out in the open, CLEARLY guarding somebody, clearly standing next to somebody. All he needs is one of those 'shopped arrows, or like Bugs Bunny used to use.
 
2013-04-01 11:44:11 PM  

drewsclues: Bachmann will be easily defeated in her district in 2014. She won by a scant 1.2% in 2012, and all the news about her up here is negative, crazy and corrupt.


Yeah, someone has to fall on their sword, and the Republicans will make sure it's the Tea Party Caucus head.  It was a bet that Bachmann took and lost, big time.  So she's going to be the one who gets taken down and primaried out.  Nobody likes a loser, and the way the Republicans are pushing 2016 they're going to need a very public catharsis of the Teabaggers.  Enter Bachmann.
 
2013-04-02 12:10:44 AM  
One positive thing I can say for Bachmann is that she does not make women look bad. Time was, a crazy female public figure made every woman look bad. "Look at that crazy biatch," someone used to say. "This is why women cannot be put in charge of things."

But Michele? She has a crazy so very much her own that it does not reflect on other women. Just a faction of her chosen party.
 
2013-04-02 02:08:52 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Best way to get rid of Bachmann is for the Democrats to pay for a Libertarian to run against her. Problem solved!


Why would Democrats want to get rid of her? She's one of the reasons the GOP is imploding. Keep her in office!
 
2013-04-02 02:10:54 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Let's put Orly Taitz and Michelle Bachmann in the same room with a piece of paper that says Obama Birth Certificate and see what happens.


I would pay money to watch that on pay-per-view.

/You wanted the Tea Party guys, you got it! Have fun with that.
//Hee hee
///BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAA*snort*!
 
2013-04-02 02:21:51 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Congressional districts should be olygons with no more than 6 sides.
Maybe 8.


I've been thinking about this a lot in the past, and I'd say, heck, go with 20, and any line that consists of a natural geographic boundary like a river or state/county border only counts as one, but that's all you get, 20.



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That long thin line on the left is an insult used to connect the two main sections.  And I don't care which party that was designed to benefit, it's an insult to democracy.
 
2013-04-02 02:56:21 AM  
As the 1960s wore on, Republicans saw they had LOST on civil rights enforcement for black Americans and LOST on welfare payments and other assistance for "lazy" poor people. Lost big time.

So what did they do? They stoked the fire on some issues that don't demand to be nearly as public as the Radical Right presented them: school prayer ... abortion ... marriage for gays ... promotion of firearm rights ... and later, climate change adjustment. Ms. Bachmann is just another stick of kindling in those flames.

If Democrats were as radical for a left-wing agenda as most Republicans are for the Right side, Mr. Obama would have run on a campaign platform of nationalized industries, collective farming and mandatory health care at assigned hospitals.
 
2013-04-02 05:29:22 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: As the 1960s wore on, Republicans saw they had LOST on civil rights enforcement for black Americans and LOST on welfare payments and other assistance for "lazy" poor people. Lost big time.

So what did they do? They stoked the fire on some issues that don't demand to be nearly as public as the Radical Right presented them: school prayer ... abortion ... marriage for gays ... promotion of firearm rights ... and later, climate change adjustment. Ms. Bachmann is just another stick of kindling in those flames.


Your comment spurred a thought here.

So here's the thing. Republicans have this terrible record of picking losing battles. Why?
 
2013-04-02 06:33:47 AM  

Muta: You libs are just afraid of a strong, intelligent woman.


Are you farking serious?
 
2013-04-02 11:51:03 AM  
PartTimeBuddha:  So here's the thing. Republicans have this terrible record of picking losing battles. Why?

Because of the nature of being conservative. It means, for good or for ill, no change from the status quo. If something is already 'good' (for various definitions of 'being good') then being conservative and opposing change would be a good thing. But few things start out being 'good' or, at least, can be improved upon and made better. These changes and improvements are resisted by conservatives that try to maintain status quo. Usually such resistance comes in the form of scare tactics, dis-information, partial or selective truths, and cultivating a yearning for a past that truly did not exist.

Change is hard for conservatives because the idea of not changing is in the bedrock of the idea of being conservative. Whereas being liberal, progressive, or in some fashion non-conservative leads more easily to the notion of change and ability to change. However, on that side of the spectrum, you must avoid the canard of change simply for the sake of change. Somewhere along the way you need a group of people in charge that can work out if change is needed or not, how much change if it is needed, and the power to effect that change without going too far. The GOP is not that group of people.

/it also doesn't help that a good portion of their core base want this country run under a literal interpretation of their version of the Bible
//it's easier to change a bad idea than change a bad belief
 
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