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(Bleacher Report)   With T-1 week to Wrestlemania, will Punk push Taker over the edge? Who will Barrett and Cesaro job to next? Will the McMahons personally answer Lasnar? And will the Rock bother to show up? Find out on RAW, 8pm est   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2013-04-01 10:27:27 AM  

Out again this week, as my parents are in town, helping us with some projects around the house.  But, here's your checklist!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn) 
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others

 
 
1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)
 
2013-04-01 10:28:01 AM  
I read that as a T-1 line...and was thinking "Great, now Vince will find Fark, and we are all doomed!"
 
But, we all know he has soap writers that troll this site.
 
2013-04-01 11:51:06 AM  
[IMG]http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x446/Crossbone133/Ponies%20an d%20the%20Denver%20Broncos/mlfw8124_zpsd0082756.gif:original[/IMG]
 
2013-04-01 11:51:51 AM  
Captain Steroid:

Oh, what the d**k? >:-(

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 11:55:37 AM  
In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year? Cena going over is an absolute certainty, Undertaker will not lose (and Punk could not probably care less about this feud/job), and Brock/HHH has been done, to say nothing of the fact that the Swagger/Del Rio story is going over like a ton of bricks.
 
WWE needs a new stable or two and needs to start building up guys with nothing better to do as tag teams.
 
2013-04-01 12:01:43 PM  

tnpir: In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year? Cena going over is an absolute certainty, Undertaker will not lose (and Punk could not probably care less about this feud/job), and Brock/HHH has been done, to say nothing of the fact that the Swagger/Del Rio story is going over like a ton of bricks.
 
WWE needs a new stable or two and needs to start building up guys with nothing better to do as tag teams.


I'll watch if only because the WM thread is a real fun time even if we are complaining. It's just an over the top hammy experience.

Also, I'm disappointed that I was beat to the punch with a thread. I was going to go with an April Fool's theme about how the Rock will be there, Ziggler is wrestling for the main belt, and it is mostly focused on the full-time upandcomers.
 
2013-04-01 12:09:04 PM  

TheManofPA: Also, I'm disappointed that I was beat to the punch with a thread. I was going to go with an April Fool's theme about how the Rock will be there, Ziggler is wrestling for the main belt, and it is mostly focused on the full-time upandcomers.


Speaking of that, they really, REALLY need to have Ziggler cash in the MITB on whomever wins the Swagger/Del Rio match, then have him and Big E win the tag belts, then have a slow build to Summerslam of a Cena/Ziggler unification match.

And speaking of up-and-comers, what the hell happened to Bo Dallas? He has a two week issue with Barrett then disappears (or he's on Smackdown which I rarely watch).
 
2013-04-01 01:02:57 PM  

TheManofPA: tnpir: In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year? Cena going over is an absolute certainty, Undertaker will not lose (and Punk could not probably care less about this feud/job), and Brock/HHH has been done, to say nothing of the fact that the Swagger/Del Rio story is going over like a ton of bricks.
 
WWE needs a new stable or two and needs to start building up guys with nothing better to do as tag teams.

I'll watch if only because the WM thread is a real fun time even if we are complaining. It's just an over the top hammy experience.

Also, I'm disappointed that I was beat to the punch with a thread. I was going to go with an April Fool's theme about how the Rock will be there, Ziggler is wrestling for the main belt, and it is mostly focused on the full-time upandcomers.


Do the headline anyway.  I'll upvote it, just for the lulz factor.
 
2013-04-01 01:10:40 PM  
Crud, the one time I wish I could really go back and re-do a headline.  Sorry I forgot about April Fool's themes.
 
2013-04-01 01:13:15 PM  

tnpir: TheManofPA: Also, I'm disappointed that I was beat to the punch with a thread. I was going to go with an April Fool's theme about how the Rock will be there, Ziggler is wrestling for the main belt, and it is mostly focused on the full-time upandcomers.

Speaking of that, they really, REALLY need to have Ziggler cash in the MITB on whomever wins the Swagger/Del Rio match, then have him and Big E win the tag belts, then have a slow build to Summerslam of a Cena/Ziggler unification match.

And speaking of up-and-comers, what the hell happened to Bo Dallas? He has a two week issue with Barrett then disappears (or he's on Smackdown which I rarely watch).


They realized with his white trunks, he looked like a giant infant with long hair.

That, and his screen presence sucked.
 
2013-04-01 01:46:01 PM  
Is this thing really green so early that I can see it at work? Geez. there will be endless ponies here tonight....
 
2013-04-01 01:49:05 PM  
 
2013-04-01 02:05:37 PM  
BUNCH OF MARKS!!!
 
2013-04-01 02:18:50 PM  
I said this on twitter (@95sports, thumbs up, cheap plug) but tix for nosebleeds at MetLife will be at least 250.

Figure in parking, tolls, gas, and food, You're paying upwards of 350+ to sit in questionable weather, potentially next to a ROH mutant that has questionable hygiene and is a Benoit apologist.

No.  Not for this card.  I'll drop the 60 and watch it on the couch.

The ONLY saving grace is if they reveal Cena's been heel turning for the last year, and he's Keyser Soze'd us all.

/I mean, a "10 years in the WWE" shirt?  Who DOES that?  That's PRIME narcissistic heel behavior.
 
2013-04-01 02:24:46 PM  
Dear God...it's gone green early!!!

I honestly can't believe we're a week away from WM...and I can't believe the weather is going to cooperate with the show (and that hurts my cold, black heart, since I still think it's a ridiculous idea to have an outdoor show in early April in NY/NJ and I was hoping this wouldn't encourage the bastards to do it again).

/if you call a low of 44 with 20 mph winds "good weather", that is...
 
2013-04-01 02:27:24 PM  
will Punk push Taker over the edge?
No.
Who will Barrett and Cesaro job to next?
If Barrett and Cesaro are on the show they will both get a win. Probaby agianst Miz and Kofi in a tag match.
Will the McMahons personally answer Lasnar?
Yep.
And will the Rock bother to show up?
Yes, and it will be so electrifying that my television turns off and I go to bed.
 
2013-04-01 02:42:40 PM  
I hereby announce my intentions to participate in this thread.
 
2013-04-01 02:43:56 PM  

Thrawn: I hereby announce my intentions to participate in this thread.


You didn't do the obligatory point at the WM sign.

Disqualified from this thread!  I hope you enjoy Raw sans the fWc!
 
2013-04-01 02:49:32 PM  

Fendurr: Is this thing really green so early that I can see it at work? Geez. there will be endless ponies here tonight....


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 02:56:50 PM  

tnpir: In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year?


In all honesty I haven't given a damn about WM since 22 maybe?  Every year it's "'Taker extends the streak" and "someone jobs to Super Cena".

Now, unless Vince decides to throw out the script and let the writers come up with material a NY metro crowd will appreciate, this WM will be no different.
 
2013-04-01 02:58:38 PM  

Rwa2play: tnpir: In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year?

In all honesty I haven't given a damn about WM since 22 maybe?  Every year it's "'Taker extends the streak" and "someone jobs to Super Cena".

Now, unless Vince decides to throw out the script and let the writers come up with material a NY metro crowd will appreciate, this WM will be no different.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 02:59:51 PM  

tnpir: In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year?


Please refer to #7 from the checklist of the great GMJ in the bewbies...

www.memegeneokerlund.com

/wow, at this rate, we'll have that thing mostly knocked out before the show even starts!
 
2013-04-01 03:02:58 PM  
SSSP Belt?

Isn't that the one I kept retaining on the TNA thread because they never hit 150 posts?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 03:22:43 PM  

Fendurr: Is this thing really green so early that I can see it at work? Geez. there will be endless ponies here tonight....


How about a whole lot of one?

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 04:26:01 PM  
Upon returning from PAX, my wife informed me I missed a god-awful 3 hour WM commercial last week; I don't expect today will be any better.
 
2013-04-01 04:26:41 PM  

tnpir: In all seriousness, does ANYONE really give a damn about WrestleMania this year? Cena going over is an absolute certainty, Undertaker will not lose (and Punk could not probably care less about this feud/job), and Brock/HHH has been done, to say nothing of the fact that the Swagger/Del Rio story is going over like a ton of bricks.
 
WWE needs a new stable or two and needs to start building up guys with nothing better to do as tag teams.


thebullfish.com
Why are you not sports entertained?
 
2013-04-01 04:44:01 PM  
So, for those who've missed my mindless prattling in the last couple of wrestling threads: I found a bunch of '06 RAW episodes on an external hard drive last week, and have been going back and watching/fast-forwarding through them as I get bored or have down time.

I just started an episode from March 20th - two nights after Shane defeated HBK at Saturday Night's Main Event.  Vince and Shane are being played to the ring by a jazz band playing "When the Saints Go Marching In" while balloons and confetti drop from the ceiling.   And pyro.

thebullfish.com
 
2013-04-01 04:47:05 PM  
FWIW, the episode is from Memphis - and it's probably the farthest back that you can plainly hear more boos for Cena than cheers. Cena came down to spoil Vince/Shane's party, and the crowd was clearly not interested.

2006, the crowd was already turning on him, and here we are in 2013 and he's still doing the same shtick.
 
2013-04-01 05:01:53 PM  
Just got a "Hogan Uncensored" in Cleveland email

Anyone want to go and ask him how he can keep it up after all those roids (since he does have video proof)

I'm worried though that uncensored means that he'll choke whoever asks that question with his 24cm python brother
 
2013-04-01 05:09:36 PM  
wrestle who what now?
 
2013-04-01 05:11:21 PM  

TheManofPA: Just got a "Hogan Uncensored" in Cleveland email

Anyone want to go and ask him how he can keep it up after all those roids (since he does have video proof)

I'm worried though that uncensored means that he'll choke whoever asks that question with his 24cm python brother


Whatchya gonna do... when the orange Pringles can drops it's load on youuuuuuuuuuu?
 
2013-04-01 05:32:16 PM  
"RAW tonight Brain?"

"Check, Monsoon."

"Six days before Wrestlemania?"

"Check."

"Vince will be paranoid about anyone getting hurt so no wrestling to speak of?"

"Check"

"Crown Royal Black to get us through?"

"Oh hell yeah, check!"
 
2013-04-01 05:36:44 PM  
"In other news Chris Brown has said he "learned ome thing from beating Rhianna."

"Yep Monsoon, the FIRST rule!"

"Always respect women Brain?"

"Nope! Keep yo' pimp hand strong 'case biatches get outta line!"

"That's just AWFUL Brain! Where'd you learn such a thing."

"Ike Turner Vocational/Techncal Institute."
 
2013-04-01 05:37:36 PM  
"Do we dare do a Reid Flair joke? Tune in and see!"
 
2013-04-01 05:38:11 PM  

Bork Lazer

 
2013-04-01 05:41:33 PM  

Alberto "cool ranch" Derrrito

 
2013-04-01 05:42:44 PM  

Jack Stagger

 
2013-04-01 06:40:33 PM  
I have to go see my doctor tomorrow morning. Nothing serious, just a vaccine...

... that I should've received 25 years ago.

i1182.photobucket.com

Have fun, and I'll (hopefully) see you guys Sunday for WrestleMania!
 
2013-04-01 06:53:01 PM  
Here at the Verizon center, still full of the Pax Pox, they're doing a Saturday morning slam match between kofi and Gabriel, people are chanting we want ziggler
 
2013-04-01 06:55:32 PM  

Captain Steroid: I have to go see my doctor tomorrow morning. Nothing serious, just a vaccine...

... that I should've received 25 years ago.

Have fun, and I'll (hopefully) see you guys Sunday for WrestleMania!


fark you peadophile bronies. Is there a thread you don't fill with your fluidly shiat? You're a man. Act like I e for once in your sad disgusting life.
 
2013-04-01 07:04:09 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Captain Steroid: I have to go see my doctor tomorrow morning. Nothing serious, just a vaccine...

... that I should've received 25 years ago.

Have fun, and I'll (hopefully) see you guys Sunday for WrestleMania!

fark you peadophile bronies. Is there a thread you don't fill with your fluidly shiat? You're a man. Act like I e for once in your sad disgusting life.


Somebody should talk to Dr. Shelby...
 
2013-04-01 07:07:33 PM  
*Points to the sign*

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 07:10:21 PM  

I

HATE

YOU

ALL

 
2013-04-01 07:15:25 PM  
Wow, WWE's youtube has an "interesting" April Fool's Day idea:

Link
 
2013-04-01 07:16:45 PM  

MattyFridays: Figure in parking, tolls, gas, and food, You're paying upwards of 350+ to sit in questionable weather, potentially next to a ROH mutant that has questionable hygiene and is a Benoit apologist.


Nope, you're safe.  I couldn't get tickets.
 
2013-04-01 07:20:39 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Captain Steroid: I have to go see my doctor tomorrow morning. Nothing serious, just a vaccine...

... that I should've received 25 years ago.

Have fun, and I'll (hopefully) see you guys Sunday for WrestleMania!

fark you peadophile bronies. Is there a thread you don't fill with your fluidly shiat? You're a man. Act like I e for once in your sad disgusting life.


...dude?  You're in a  wrasslin thread.  Do you really expect maturity here?

i11.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 07:25:31 PM  
I just watched main event, slam and other show.. Now smackdown. I don't know what day it is anymore, oh god, now ryback? Boooooooo
 
2013-04-01 07:28:26 PM  
Just got done writing up my Wrestlemania predictions for my blog (to post Saturday)...hooray to actually being able to be in the thread tonight.
 
2013-04-01 07:30:26 PM  
Huh, the camera really does add ten pounds, in person Rosa's ass looks flat as hell.
 
2013-04-01 07:30:56 PM  
this thread needs moar ponies...............and moar shiningwizard!
 
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