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(Metro)   Sick of receiving abuse from trolls on Earth, Mars rover Curiosity says it will destroy the planet   (metro.co.uk) divider line 64
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2013-04-01 10:39:06 AM  
Curiousity: now powered by Illudium Q-36
 
2013-04-01 11:42:55 AM  
Stupid toaster. Find life faster.
 
2013-04-01 11:43:22 AM  
There was supposed to be a Mars shattering kaboom...
 
2013-04-01 12:06:34 PM  
Was http://www.fark.com/fakeindex.shtml  an april fools?
 
Ehh
2013-04-01 12:10:38 PM  
It sounds very angry. Very angry indeed.
 
2013-04-01 12:11:20 PM  
Well, Mars had to go sooner or later.
it obstructs our view of Jupiter.
 
2013-04-01 12:11:39 PM  
What's his Fark login?
 
2013-04-01 12:11:44 PM  
Fist of God, and all that.
 
2013-04-01 12:13:14 PM  
How'd you like it if I turned you into a programmable toaster?!?!?
 
2013-04-01 12:13:32 PM  
Must have found the remains of his little friend.

He did a good job, and was one day from retirement. Vengeance belongs to Curiosity.
 
2013-04-01 12:16:03 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things!
 
2013-04-01 12:19:00 PM  

iheartscotch: This is why we can't have nice things!


Did Curiosity find ants on Mars?
 
2013-04-01 12:19:02 PM  
i welcome our new mars overlord Mars Rover....King Mars Rover
 
2013-04-01 12:20:04 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Curiousity: now powered by Illudium Q-36


Has someone upgraded it with a Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator?

I think there's a certain guy named Marvin that we should question.
 
2013-04-01 12:21:02 PM  
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
 
2013-04-01 12:21:22 PM  
obvious april fools is obvious?
 
2013-04-01 12:22:15 PM  
It sounds like the Mar Rover cuts itself. All it needs to be EMO is a black lipstick and jet black hair with a bang that falls over one eye.
 
2013-04-01 12:24:00 PM  
Red rover, red rover, would you send your death ray on over.
 
2013-04-01 12:24:06 PM  
April Fool! In case there was any doubt, this is just a big joke from Metro on April Fools' Day 2013...

It's a good thing they put that at the bottom of the article... man, I was so concerned...
 
2013-04-01 12:24:14 PM  

barnacleboy: obvious april fools is obvious?


Fun at parties guy is fun at parties.
 
2013-04-01 12:25:33 PM  
Any one else already fed up with this day and its only 9:25 (PST)?
 
2013-04-01 12:25:54 PM  
The joke's on Curiosity. He's programmed using the cubit-stone-fortnight measurement system. I'd be surprised if he could hit the sun.
 
2013-04-01 12:27:26 PM  
These April fools pranks make Fark hard to read today.

I'm clicking on links left and right which are just unfunny thinking that perhaps it was an interesting article with a junky headline on Fark. -But no, that article is just as unfunny and uninteresting.

-This is office level humor at best. -Can't wait for April fools day to end, although, I almost guarantee we'll see this same crap tomorrow with "Sorry we were late, April Fools!"
 
2013-04-01 12:30:49 PM  

Gabrielmot: These April fools pranks make Fark hard to read today.

I'm clicking on links left and right which are just unfunny thinking that perhaps it was an interesting article with a junky headline on Fark. -But no, that article is just as unfunny and uninteresting.

-This is office level humor at best. -Can't wait for April fools day to end, although, I almost guarantee we'll see this same crap tomorrow with "Sorry we were late, April Fools!"


It's not so bad. Just think of all of those companies that will release horrible financial results today.

Ha ha! We are bankrupt! Everybody, clean out your desks!
No, seriously, clean out your desks. You don't have a job.
 
2013-04-01 12:31:00 PM  
Is there a thread yet collecting all the good April Fools ones?

I'd rather that go green and let us start logging what we find and commenting on them...
 
2013-04-01 12:31:49 PM  

bborchar: iheartscotch: This is why we can't have nice things!

Did Curiosity find ants on Mars?


Nope; nobody left food on the ground.

/ that's how you get ants.
 
2013-04-01 12:33:26 PM  

Ehh: It sounds very angry. Very angry indeed.


Isn't that lovely?
 
2013-04-01 12:34:34 PM  

Snarfangel: Gabrielmot: These April fools pranks make Fark hard to read today.

I'm clicking on links left and right which are just unfunny thinking that perhaps it was an interesting article with a junky headline on Fark. -But no, that article is just as unfunny and uninteresting.

-This is office level humor at best. -Can't wait for April fools day to end, although, I almost guarantee we'll see this same crap tomorrow with "Sorry we were late, April Fools!"

It's not so bad. Just think of all of those companies that will release horrible financial results today.

Ha ha! We are bankrupt! Everybody, clean out your desks!
No, seriously, clean out your desks. You don't have a job.


www.seriouscat.com
I think I gave you AIDS...
media.cleveland.com
APRIL FOOLS!!!
 
2013-04-01 12:37:31 PM  
cache.gizmodo.com

Obligatory
 
2013-04-01 12:38:57 PM  
Can you hear me Major Tom?
 
2013-04-01 12:39:31 PM  
You can say he had a...Short Circuit.
 
2013-04-01 12:40:11 PM  

Begoggle: [cache.gizmodo.com image 500x674]

Obligatory


Can't believe it took so long.
 
2013-04-01 12:40:52 PM  
April Fools' Day sucks.
 
2013-04-01 12:50:21 PM  

Begoggle: [cache.gizmodo.com image 500x674]

Obligatory


Now I haz a sad.

\poor wittle rover
 
2013-04-01 12:54:32 PM  
Depressed robot?
 
2013-04-01 01:01:32 PM  
that cartoon is so depressing
 
2013-04-01 01:04:57 PM  
I was expecting V'ger one and two to come calling.
 
2013-04-01 01:07:07 PM  
What day is this again?
 
2013-04-01 01:16:02 PM  
Spend some NASA money on better joke writers!
 
2013-04-01 01:19:42 PM  
I told you there would be consequences for using that Will.I.Am song to wake it up.
 
2013-04-01 01:30:44 PM  

Rockstone: Was http://www.fark.com/fakeindex.shtml  an april fools?


Is the pope a Jesuit?
 
2013-04-01 01:35:52 PM  

Rockstone: Was http://www.fark.com/fakeindex.shtml  an april fools?


Gee...  I don't know.

It's so unlike Drew or the admins to do something like that.
 
2013-04-01 01:53:02 PM  
Grumpy Rover?
 
2013-04-01 01:58:51 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net

Illegals GO-HOME!!!

/Ha Haa!  We's stealing their jorbs
 
2013-04-01 02:01:26 PM  
Has Curiousity had to resort to drinking its own pee yet?
 
2013-04-01 02:22:45 PM  

Albert911emt: Begoggle: [cache.gizmodo.com image 500x674]

Obligatory

Now I haz a sad.

\poor wittle rover


He should have done a better job.
 
2013-04-01 02:31:50 PM  
Hah, our baby Bolo is gonna go apeshizz on y'all.

Death to all who oppose Curiousity!!

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-04-01 02:42:40 PM  
www.vizzed.com
 
2013-04-01 02:49:26 PM  

lolpix: April Fools' Day sucks.


Ah, come on! Today's my 32-year Wedding Anniversary. We got married on April 1st so my husband would never forget our anniversary.

/37th anniversary of being a couple is on May 28
//yay us :D
 
2013-04-01 03:07:16 PM  
Lets just hope curiosity can't talk to V-GER...
 
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